Once I stood on a razor's edge
and I found I had nothing to say
On Comedy and Philosophy,
Religion and Understanding,
and the Delicate Balance of Life
I've gotten so heavy - I find I can't carry myself to the bathroom.
When you're white, the mind is a terrible thing.
If you can't use other people's material, you're probably not going to make it.
"No officer, I wasn't looking at the other man's wife, but she ran into me!"
Nothing happened.
You've got to catch me on a good day. I'm falling now...
The truth can be rendered as a comedian or as a philosopher in equal light.
It's a fine line between cleaving your head in two with an axe and
walking off of a cliff.
When you live in a spiritual society, you can learn how to see an
incandescent bulb in your mind.
A comedian will say that he is sorry; a philosopher will know that he is.
I think I'm sorry. Maybe someday I'll be sorry when I think?