Nothing as of yet, but soon enough this section will be filled with plenty of features that are worthless, just like almost every DVD in existence. All the kind of crap you don't care about, like behind the scenes information, documentaries on the production and content of the music, and of course, picture galleries.

Feature Number One

To comemorate our newly recorded demo(which sounds pretty damn good) I've decided to add something to the website. So of course that's got to be some MP3s right? Wrong sucker, that's something people might actually want. This is the section for crap nobody cares about. So heres a huge amount of pictures and artwork that you've already seen or didn't want to see in the first place. As an added pain it may take a long time to load. Enjoy!

Mark X is my nickname. Don't blame me, I didn't come up with it.  But I can tell you that it is bassed on the fact that I'm a straightedge. Read the last caption. Summer of 2002, Andrew and Mark at sculpture park.  Andrew is Mark's cousin and the number one fan of all his bands.  Even SPF Chernobyl! Pac font heralding the horrible news that I have a new band. Artwork for The Last Gunslinger, which is the first and only country-core song to ever be written. Mark the night of the first and last SPF Chernobyl show. Varios pictures passed together.  Most of them from the SPF Chernobyl days. Same as last one. Mark Reloaded artwork, one of our weakest songs, and yet one of the only ones that gets it's own picture.  Go figure. Said twice in Waltz For Venus, this became somewhat of a catch phrase for two people(myself and Andrew) therefore it gets a lot of attention.  It was also the title of a Warren Ellis Wolverine storyline that was pretty badass. Handwritten lyrics to the seventeen of our songs that are to go on the record entitled Not Dead Yet.  You know if we ever realse a full length, and if we don't chage the songs or anything. Nick the night of the first SPF Chernobyl show.  The beer is of course from my Dad standing off camera. Collection of pictures of Nick, I think one of them is from as far back as Triumverate's first show at the Showplace. Same as last. Honestly I don't remember what this one is, so enjoy. Here's a doctored picture from one of my favorite comic series ever Transmetropolitan, with Spider saying some of the lyrics from Stranger Than Fusion. Just read it. This here is a shot from another comic book by Warren Ellis(common trend there) called the Authority.  The dude walking away is the toughest homosexual superhero ever, the Midnighter. Faye from Cowboy Bebop.  This is from the episode where... Alright the fact that I can actually finish that statement correctly is somewhat disturbing.  I watch too many cartoons. Hard-On Punk was a phrase created by a friend of the band named Gilman.  He records our stuff and occasionally <i>plays</i> bass for us. We're still from Grand Island.  Who would've thought. This is actually my uncle's truck in a picture taken in Florida, which is where he lives. Those actually are photos of Buffalo, pretty neat huh? I've only seen one episode of the Sopranos and I didn't like it.  But I like the font type Mobsters, which as I understand haas absolutely nothing to do with the Sopranas.  Can't sue me now bitches. Picture of a skull found at a mass grave in Iraq. Ahead Of The Game picture, which is from New X-Men.  Fantomex is the guy in white, and he's Weapon XIII.

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