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Picking your nose Extra Pick When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery. Depression Pick When you're sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression. Pick A Lot What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame. Kiddie Pick When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! Q. What did the penny say to the other penny? A. We make perfect cents. Q. Why did the picture go to jail? A. Because it was framed. Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? A. Lunch and dinner. Q. What did the judge say to the dentist? A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. Q. What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A. No thank you, I am stuffed. Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? A. So he could tie the score. |