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"Is anybody rolling?
I've got a sock on my hand and a bit I want to try." Mark McKinney is
crammed into a corner booth at Fez Uptown to tape Comedy Central promos with the
gour other Kids in the Hall - Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Dave Foley, and
Scott Thompson - and he is clearly on The Canadian sketch comedy troupe
has been apart for four years, but that doesn't seem to gave affected any of the
guys' ability to pull a damn funny improv riff out of a plain white sock. For
the moment, McKinney has named the puppet Himelfarbie ("Host of the
popular kids' program Tortes and Treaties"), after David Himelfarb, the
Kids' attorney and the man responsible for getting their "Same Guys, New
Dresses" reunion tour on the road. For the next seven days, the show
touches down at Town Hall. The Kids are back in the house. And their zanieness
is in full effect.
Later that night, the
group reassembles at the Luna Lounge. There for a tour-promoting webcast, they
laze in comfy chairs on the club's small stage as fans interrogate them abvout
old sketches and new projects. When asked what the hell they've been doing for
the past four years, McCulloch feighns drunkennes and jokes that he's been going
from rock bar to rock bar singing his old sketch song "These Are the Daves
I know." Actually he - like the rest of the guys - has been quite busy,
directing two comedy films, Superstar and Dog Park
(which he also
wrote and starred in). McKinney appeared in both of McCulloch's films, returned
to Saturday Night Live for a short stint and appeared in the Off Broadway
play Fuddy Mears. McDonald took a quick gig writing for the Martin
Short Show before moving on to a part in Galexy Quest. Thompson had a
spot on The Larry Sanders Show and published a fictional memoir under the
name of his kids character, the martini-sipping queen Buddy Cole. Foley, whose
role on the now-defunct Newsradio earned him sceleb status, just finished
a movie called Monkeybone and is developing a sitcom for NBC. Now hitting
their forties, the Kids look a little more like grownups than they did when
their offbeat TV pilot first aried in the U.S. in 1988. But they still finish
one another's silly jokes, rescue(or groan at) one another's flops and intuit
one another's riffs as if they'd never done their separate ways.
The Kids in the Hall -
named after the hopeful young writers who waited outside Jack Benny's radio
studio to pitch jokes as he walked by - got their start in 1984 when McKinney
and McCulloch (then of a Calgary comedy group called the Audience) joined forces
with McDonald and Foley's troup which they'd already named the Kids in the Hall.
Thompson, an out-of-work actor, approached and then joined them later that year,
and their weekly gig at Rivoli, a Toronto club, took off. The shtick: five guys,
one gay, all frequently playing female characters and frothing with weird,
wicked humou.
From the beginning, the
five shared an inclination for strange comedy. Their sketches, based loosely on
middle-class life, led gossipy secretaries and nagging housewives to some very
unnerving places. Take one skit from the show, where Thompson and McCulloch play
Kathie and Cathy, middle-aged secretaries at the AT&Love company who are
fitted with odometer-like counters in the back of their heads (to tall the
number of words each has typed). As Cathy passes by, she sees that Kathie has
reached 99,999 and is about to "turn over"; the office girls father
round and cheer her through the big moment. Explaining how the cross-dressing
and such eccentric female characters found their way into the Kids' act,
McDonald says: "We had common obsessions with our families and
relationships. and since we were writing about women, we had to play them."
But the Kids don't just
make fun of the ladies - their overboard (some would say offensive) sketches
have spoofed everything from health care to homophobia. At a 1987 performance at
New York's West Bank Cafe, their infamous "AIDS Fairy" sketch left the
audience hissing. In it, McCulloch plays a father who finds out his son is gay,
then drifts into a nightmareish fantasy in which the boy and his lover prance
about throwing confetti from a bucket marked AIDS.
For all their envelope
pushing, most of the Kids claim no political motives. "We didn't have any
agenda other than to make each other laugh" says Foley. But Thompson
disagrees: "Idid. I came out in '84, and I was a Kid in the Hall a
year later. My goal was to make being gay something that would make kids go,
'Hey, it's cool.'" As Buddy Cole, he delivered monologues about gay sex and
culture ("Really, such a fuss over a few extra s-es"). Guided by his
up-front style, the Kids demilitarized the homosexual comedy zone - though to
this day, Scott Thompson gripes about being known as "the gay one." |
Thompson isn't the only
one who's been singled out. After seeing the group at the Rivioli 1984, Lorne
Michaels was so impressed that he asked McKinney and McCulloch to come to New
York to write for Saturday Night Live. "We though maybe the group
was going to split up, which was kind of scary," remembers McDonald. But
the Kids didn't disband. McDonald, Foley and Thompson got jobs with SCTV's
touring company, and whenever they had a week off McCulloch and McKinney flew
back to Toronto to do shows with the guys.
After the 1985-86 SNL
season ended, Michaels returned to Canada to see the Kids perform again. He had
thoughts of giving them their own show. The guys endured a couple years of
Michaels's television "boot camp" (honing their performance skills,
rewriting skits) and The Kids in the Hall premiered on HBO in 1989. After
a three season run, the show moved to CBS, where it occupied a late - Saturday
night slot until 1995. Thanks to characters like McKinney's Head Crusher and
half-breed Chicken Lady, McCulloch's lecherous Cabbage Head, the Kids in the
Hall soon became a cult hit.
For the guys, the
transition from stage to small screen wasn't difficult, but it did change the
way they wrote sketches. In their days at the Rivoli, they had created scenes as
a team. The Lorne Michaels method - which more often split them up to write in
separate rooms - fostered the troupe's best comedy yet. But since a limited
number of skit made it onto each show, it also fostered intense competition, As
McKinney recalls, "We still wrote collaboratively. And what's the opposite
of collaborative, when you want the other person to die? We wrote that way
too."
Stores of the group's
fractious work style started to show up as magazine gossip. "People used to
say 'Oh my God, they're breaking up!" because they'd read about some
dressing room fight over the ending of a sketch," McKinney explains.
"But to us it was just buisness as usual." Each Kid tells the same
tale: Tey fought fiercely, but appreciated each other like family. "We were
mean. But no one really mined," says Foley. Still, it was his departure
from the group to star in NewsRadio and his subsquent lack of involvement
in writing their feature film Brain Candy that prefaced stories about bad
blood and an imminent breakup.
Maybe it was time to
split anyway. In the beginning, recalls Foley, the guys had made a bargain: If
the TV show ran five years they'd quit. And the trusth is, the writing and
filming of Brain Candy (which ultamately tanked) was fraught with
infighting. "It wasn't just Dave leaving," confides Thompson, whose
brother committed suicide days before filming started. "We decided to write
that movie right after we put the show to bed. We were exhauested; our
relationships were coming to a boiling point. Dave was being swept away to be a
sitcom star, and everything just started falling apart. Maybe everyone isn't as
dramatic as I am - and there's no maybe there - but that's how I see
it." The guys were tired, and they needed a rest. At that point no one knew
how long the rest - from each other - would be.
Four years proved long
enough. Late last summer, the Kids met to dicuss reuniting for a tour (but don't
call it a comeback, instructs McKinney). "We had a few meetings before we
all said yes," McDonald recalls. Over Laber Day weekend they started
writing new sketches and selecting old ones to revive. "It was great to
look into the heart of these guys," gushes Himelfarb. "They were
happy, they were into it, they were laughing. That's all they did for three days
- they laguhed." Luckiy their timme working indiviually hadn't interfered
with the group vibe. Foley deadpans, "It hasn't affected our dynamic at all
- at least that I'm aware of. I know <my backstabbing is the same as it
always was. I can only guess about the other guys."
Whatever madness goes on
behind the scenes, the Kids' method has producded nearly two decades of
groundbreaking comedy. And with this long-awaited tour, fans are wondering:
Might the Kids be back for good? as one of the group's best creations, Billy
Dreamer, might say: Be happy about the little things. Apart from a
television-airing of one pf their performances, a possible tour documentaryand a
pledge to at least think about another movie, the guys don't have a lot to
promise. Embarking on this tour is like being onstage at the beginning of an
in-the-hHall improv bit - they know it'll be full of laughs, but it's anyone's
guess where the thing is going to lead.
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