Suburban Blues

Walking my dawg
Pooper scooper
In case of a log
Neighbour snooper

Off to the gym
Super shaper
Checkin' out Barbie
Cue steak for dinner

Laptop belly
Car pool tunnel
Endless tele
Visionaries

Corporate cubicle
Think inside the box
Ratrace musical
Chairman's are defrocked

Commuter sentence
Road rage Hummers
Boredom tumours
Sex by numbers

Lapdog dancer
Boss for dinner
Email rebel
Porno sinner

Pavlov's dawg
Alarm clock rings
Roll out of bed
Doggie fetches things

Diversified portfolio
Two car garage
No clue familiy
Ain't no mirage

Suburban blues
Subway reds
Get rich mind melt
Screws with your head

They came in I-Pods
Body snatchers
Vacant zombies
What the facts is

Homework headaches
Missing Manners
Quality time outs
In the day planner

Thought police
Robbing us blonde
Virulent religion
Still King Con

Soccer moms
Mini vans
Shopping trips
Weekend tans

Dad's on the road
Finds the bacon
Mom's in the chat room
For the takin'

White picket fenced
Bedside manners
Flagrant (delectico) violation
Divorce drama

High by definition
Electrical teet
Brain on (meno) pause
Lulled to sleep

They came in I-Pods
Body snatchers
Vacant zombies
What the facts is

Homework headaches
Missing manners
Quality timeouts
In the dayplanner

Thought police
Robbing us blonde
Virulent religion
Still King Con

Kids at the mall
Moving the dope
Ditch party girls
On the slippery slope

Zoloft and Dilaudid
Make a pretty pair
Friends with benefits
Thousand yard stare

Neighbours in hoods
Lights are always on
Once they grow op
Shades are always drawn

Mister pedophile
Two streets over
Kids can't play
Tag or Red Rover

Thin veneer
Of chicken soup
Can't cure this cold
Can't hide this truth

I'm taking it to
A whole new level
Watching Dr. Phil
Cure the devil