Day 7
It has been 9 nights since I set apon this vessel and not once have I felt sea sick. Maybe I may enjoy this journey after all.

As yet we have battled pirates 3 times, been attacked by huge man eating squid twice and I have even fallen in love with a mermaid that swims along next to the boat.

Day 9
The journey I am told, should almost be over. There is only so long we can go without restocking supplies. The chips and dip ran out on day 2, the milk went off yesterday and there is no way to cook the bacon in my cabin, so land ho I say.

Day 10
OH what a mess. As the men were preparing to trade with another ship, it came aside us and then raised the jolly roger! PIRATES! We were trapped. Alas I know not what happened to the chip and its crew as I was set adrift in a tiny dinghy. My water will run out soon, I must be careful.

Day 11
I am ashamed. Yesterday evening in a moment of weakness, I ate my shoe.

Day 15
Oh how technology changes. Just as I was about to give up on surviving these treacherous seas, something appeared in the sky and gave me hope. Ten it started firing its laser cannons at my little dinghy. As it started going under, a beam of light appeared and I was zapped aboard the spaceship. They have all the comforts I had been missing but I hope they will not keep me long, I must be back in Sydney by 3pm for my appointment.

Day 18
The luxuries of a spaceship are to die for!!! All those channels on tv, cable internet, PS2!

Day 19
Mum said I had to grow up. She said a wheelchair boy could never survive a pirate attack, be cast adrift then be kidnapped by a spaceship. She also said that 2 hours is not 2 weeks! Ahwell, its still only 1:30 pm plenty of time.

Day 1
My landspeeder zipped around the curves like they were greased. Boba fett looked on as Anakin Ground-Walker and I battled for first place. This was the most important race in pluton’s history. All these famous racers had come here for this one meet. There was no second place.

Wowah!! A racer just shot past me. Never mind he obviously does not know this course. There is a hairpin left down turn right after this straightaway. I dodge as Anakin tries to pass me on the outside “not today boy!” as we come to the hairpin we both see it, the wreakage of the racer that past us. BALLS! I lost concentration! BAIL OUT! IM GOING TO HIT!

Day 1
It has been 3 months I have lived with these Amazon beauties… Isn’t it amazing hat can happen in an afternoon... in my room...