| All's Fair in |
| "oh Holy God! It's an all out brawl!" |
| People disagree. People argue. People yell. People throw things. It happens; it's a part of life. There is no escape from the violence. No escape from the cruelties of life. Not even online. At least, not around us. We're so mean to each other. A word of advice? Don't hide in the trees, it will only end in more trouble... |
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Roses: we've been here already Chris: yes...several times.. Roses: it always ends up with physical violence on my part Roses: are you still on the bad side? Chris: I'm on the....miscellaneous side... Yoda: we're being attacked by Georgianites!! Nothlit: there are three of us here, you know! Nothlit: we can take you Holli: *gets out blindfolds* Katherine: *chases Todd* Tails: *grins* Todd: ::runs from katherine:: Holli: *tosses roses her leather whip* Todd: i don't think she's listening Todd: ::runs out of the line of fire:: Holli: roses is good with her whip- dont worry Todd: ::grabs ten year old:: move an inch and the winky will kill her Tyrael: dun dun DUN! Holli: Katherine-- you got the red leather mini skirt in there? white blouse? Jade: < sneaks up behind him > Tyrael: *dramatic reverb* Katherine: *pets winky, goooood, winky* Katherine: Winky, sic! Holli: winky sounds...really dirty Katherine: *Winky tackles Todd* Tyrael: oh Holy God! Holli: like spike Tyrael: it's an all out brawl! Nothlit: not for me! ::hurls objects across room:: Roses: *ducks* Todd: ::throws brick at roser:: Roseidous: See? There it goes again. I have no idea what you've all been talking about for the past few minutes Todd ::drops cotton on dahjo's head knocking him down:: Dahjo: waaah! Dahjo: ::tries to pick up cotton to throw at todd but it is too heavy:: Roses: what kind of cotton is that? Ann Chovi: steel cotton Nothlit: cotton candy! Roses: oh Todd: yeah Roses: like steel wool? todd: < -- hungry Ann Chovi: ^Ate my toast Wolf: < --- thirsty todd: ::fixes more toast, shows ann, and eats it:: Ann Chovi: That's just cruel Roses: *gives Katherine the secret hand signal* TAS: AH!! TAS: NOT THE SECRET HAND SIGNAL! Roses: while tas is busy looking at the useless hand signal, he is tackled by katherine TAS: *falls to floor* Roses: *roses glances at Tyrael and then back at Katherine* TAS: LOL! Tyrael: hrm Tyrael: I heard my name... Roses: too bad he's not payi---oh there you are! Roses: *hits Yoda with a wombat* Roses: *puts on handcuffs* Roses: *loses key* Yoda: i feel violated Roses: *paints Yoda's face with cake icing* Katherine: ::grabs meat cleavers:: Roses: you're the one who went to sleep Roses: *all penguins in chat run away* Yoda: *chases after them* Roses: *they hide behind bubba* Yoda: *pins them down* TAS: *all penguins DIE when zach touches em* Yoda: *all penguins bite TAS* John: I'm gonna barricade the corner! Yeah! Holli: barricade with what? Roses: the pile of shame, I assume John: Here upon these stones we will build our barricade! John: In the heart of the... corner... we claim as our own! Roseidous: Hit me on the head, someone! That might help! Wolf: *hits him on the head* Wolf: *with a frying pan* Roseidous: Ow! Okay, that didn't help... Wolf: *tries again* Roseidous: Just made my head sore... Roseidous: Ow! Stop! TAS: ::baps nothlit:: Yoda: bap? Ann Chovi: Baps? Yoda: bap! Nothlit: I've been bapped. TAS:I'm sick of the tension sick of the pressure sick of you acting like i owe you this Roses: tas? TAS: find another place to feed your greed while i find a place to rest...yes rose? Roses: I'm sick of you! Tails: *pours gas on the twin pillars of flame formerly known as todd and nothlit* Roses: *runs away* Tails: *pokes todd* Tails: *repeatedly* Tails: *pokes todd with red hot iron pokers* Tails: *repeatedly* Roses: Ladies and gentlemen, tails is not "drunk" or "high", this only due to lack of sleep Roses: if you get 8 hours of sleep every night, you will not end up like Tails Tails: hahah, and if you only get about 3 min, look what'll happen! *points at the red hot iron skewered and still quietly flaming todd* Tails: *keeps poking todd* Tails: *pokes nothlit a few times for good measure* Ann Chovi: No matter what anyone says, we will not tie you to a tree Holli: We wont? well, we will tie Eric to a tree Tyrael: aww, damn Ann Chovi: *gets rope* Holli: *gets tape* Roses: *finds chicken* Holli: oh Eric..come here Ann Chovi: We got a cookie for you! Holli: gingerbread! Roses: a gingerbread *woman* Tyrael: I just DO NOT like the tree deal John: Even Richard Simmons can't stop me now! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Roses: Richard Simmons is dead Ann Chovi: You killed him John: Katherine made me! Ann Chovi: You're the one who swung the HAMMER Yoda: no one licks us Yoda: or likes us Todd: i wanna be licked Todd: and liked Todd: margie? Roses: Yes? Hi! Yoda: hi! Yoda: i've been licked Todd: hey! Roses: wait, there's licking going on? Roses: well, I'm not gonna lick you, but I like you Todd: licking is fun Tails: *licks Todd* Roses: *looks horrified* that's...that's...unhygenic! Todd: ::washes arm:: Todd: no, wait Todd: i will never wash this arm again! Roses: liese! you don't know where that's been! don't lick it! ;-) Tails: what about his face? can i lick that? Roses: hmm....where's that been? Todd: umm Tails: *licks Todd's face* John: I'm in a chat with all three Tri-Leaders! At the same time! Roseidous: ? John: DIEEEE! John: ::Trips:: John: OW! Ann Chovi: *ties John to a tree* Tyrael: *waves cheerily* Holli: *waves* hey Holli: *goes and sits on eric's lap* Mine. Tyrael: note that a) i waved before Holli, making it an original action on my part, and b) Holli is a crazed sex pervert. for which we love her. Tyrael: *nod* Holli: i am not a pervert! Tyrael: (she's also in denial) Roses: eric said he loved you, go with it Holli: ah, good idea margie Tyrael: it's the "aww, she's so cute!" kind of love, Margie ;-) Holli: fine eric- no monopoly for you Holli: ever. Tyrael: the same way one might love a sexually attracti- ever?! Holli: Ever. Umar: its the "damn she's hot" type and you know it Tyrael: damn straight, Umar. ;) Umar: see... I knew it ;) Roses: Holli, they're talking about you Holli: they think i'm hot. Roses: they're gonna fight over you Holli: Yes!! Holli: Nekkid! Umar: tood! Holli: *gets popcorn* Umar: get out here! Umar: you're needed! Todd: what? Tyrael: i refuse to fight Todd naked. Todd: i'm lost Umar: we need you to get nekkid and fight with eric over holli Todd: what?! Holli: or at least boxers.. Tyrael: i will, however, grapple with Holli naked. Tyrael: but not Todd. Roses: Chris kept sending Martini all those bombs in the mail, it's his fault Yoda: bombs? Roses: not to mention, attacking him with a sword Chris: a blue one Yoda: right... Chris: this is what I am going to do: Chris: I am going to go up to martini's house Chris: I am going to ring his doorbell Chris: When he opens the door I'm going to kick him in the shins Chris: And then I am going to run away. Chris: I'm sure this will convince him to come back. Roses: and I'm gonna hide in the bushes by the door and hit him with a frying pan when you kick him Yoda: and me? Yoda: I will... Roses: drop from the roof Yoda: and put gum in his afro Roses: like spider man Roses: goodnight! I love you! Yoda: you're so deep Roses: shut up! ;-) Yoda: I love you! shut up! Yoda: forever! Roses: and ever! Roses: shut up forever! Yoda: shut up, amen! Roses: well damn, then I better go and shut up! ;-) Yoda: dammit! Yoda: no guttersex tonight. Roses: fine! Roses: *throws Guttersex Friend Zach (tm) out of bed* Roses: goodnight! *slams door* Yoda: *shouts* I LOVE YOU TOO, DAMMIT! Back |