| Epics |
| "::stabs Roses with forks::" |
| These are the long ones. The ones that are impossible to cut off. The ones that took up whole chats sometimes. Like that pink bunny, they just keep going and going and.... |
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Holli: *almost pokes adam..but doesn't* Nothlit: ::knocks away Holli's hand:: Holli: *grabs a beachball* Nothlit: ::grabs a needle:: Holli: *impales adam with beachball* Nothlit: ::impales beachball with needle:: Dahjo: ::watches impalement:: Holli: *grabs a loaf of bread* Nothlit: ::grabs butter:: Holli: *tosses it to roses* Roses: yay! food for the table Nothlit: ::eats butter:: Holli: *grabs a spork* Nothlit: ::grabs a foon:: Dahjo: ::grabs a fork and a spoon:: Holli: *takes spork and uses it to catapult yogurt at adam* Nothlit: ::grabs the whole set of silverware:: Nothlit: ::eats yogurt:: Roses: hey wait! i need that stuff for my table! Roses: *ducks as food starts flying* Nothlit: ::vomits yogurt, gives to Roses:: Holli: *gigles...then throws a stuffed bunny at adam* Nothlit: ::hugs bunny:: Nothlit: ::sees funny stares, rips bunny to shreds:: Holli: *looks for lipstick* Nothlit: it's way too late Yoda: meanwhile, yoda is tryiing to make an account at ezboard Yoda:nothlit ::whispers:: hey, nothlit, chris... on the count of three... ATTACK!!!!!!! Yoda: one Roses: *runs away* Nothlit: ::ATTACK!!!!!!!s:: Yoda: two... Yoda: three! Yoda: AHHHHH! Dahjo: AHH!!! Yoda: ::stabs roses several times with a FORK!:: Nothlit: ::stabs Roses with forks:: Todd: LOL Dahjo: ::ATTACKS ROSES WITH A FORK!:: Roses: lol! no forks! i have all the forks Yoda: ::sues nothlit for plagiarism:: Nothlit: ::stabs Roses with sporks!:: Yoda: there are plenty of forks in the world!! Dahjo: I'll use the foons! Roses: and I have them all Nothlit: ::requests a recount:: Dahjo799: ::stabs roses with foons:: Nothlit: ::attacks Roses again:: Yoda: ATTACK... Yoda: AGAIN! Dahjo: ::attacks with plastic forks:: Wolf: hey, ya'll Roses: *hides behind bubba* Yoda: ouch those hurt more Wolf: wait, never mind... :-D Yoda: because the little prongs will break off in roses' butt and stay there! MWAHAHAHAH! Nothlit: ::calls Bubba a fork, Bubba moves:: Holli: Rijab...can me and Roses and Ann tie you to a tree? Rijab: sure! Roses: he said yes!??? Ann Chovi: YES!!! Roses: *gets out duct tape* Ann Chovi: *gets tape* Holli: *gets rope* todd: Rijab. . mistake, man Ann Chovi: *gets stick* Rijab: *gasp* Roses: *finds whip* Rijab: *runs away* Holli: *ties rijab to tree* Roses: too late, you can't run Ann Chovi: *gets chicken* Rijab: *kicks Holli and Roses away from tree* Roses: *duct tapes Rijab to a chicken* Holli: *duct tapes feet together* Ann Chovi: *pokes Rijab with stick* Rijab: ow! Holli: *Puts "hooker red" lipstick on Todd* Roses: *calls Bubba* Ann Chovi: Oooh todd: ::runs:: John: Rijab! Quickly! Hide behind the barricade! Holli: You can't to that. You are tied to a tree Roses: *gives Ann some beetles* Holli: *puts John in pile of shame* Ann Chovi: *places beetles on Rijab's face* Holli: Rijab, it will only hurt a lil, don't worry Rijab: oh, ok Roses: yeah, just eat the beetle Roses: hey Susanne and Ashley and Christine! Chris: yeah? Roses: want to come to my house? Yoda: sure babe Nothlit: < -- lost Chris: ::runs:: Roses: poor adam's lost Chris: we went into a lesbian chat yesterday.... Nothlit: oh Roses: it was fun Nothlit: can we do it again? Roses: let's invite Christine, too Chris: :-) Yoda: okay Ashley: CHRISTINE! Yoda: should be fun Chris: the more the merrier... Yoda: who's house? Chris: mine Roses: i don't know Ashley: Christine's Ashley: Your husband might catch us Yoda: roses you have to save the lesbian chat! Yoda: ROTFL!!!! Roses: k Wolf: *cough* Chris: zach! Chris: naughty boy! Roses: hey! Yoda: you guys! Yoda: THIS IS FUNNY BEYOND BELIEF! Roses: i know Roses: Christine? I knew you were going to say that! Wolf: *feels left out* Chris: lol Ashley: LOL Yoda: ROTFL Roses: ZACH!!!!! Chris: lol Roses: okay, should I accept this message from this person? Chris: yes! Roses: i did Yoda: i did Yoda: I said: "i'm on my husbands screen name!" Chris: ::sigh:: Wolf: whose leaving? Roses: ((Rosey)) Wolf: bye! Roseidous: :P: Yoda: lol! look: "I haven't told him I'm a lesbian yet" Chris: are there no nice lesbians online? Roseidous: (((Lamp))) Yoda: ROTFL Yoda: i'm getting messages people! Roseidous: (((Lesbians))) Roses: lol Yoda: SO FUNNY! Roses: wow Chris: can you invite me? Roses: *Roses hands Roseidous the gunpowder* Here, this is getting heavy Roseidous: *Roseidous takes the gunpowder* Roses: Okay, now what? why are we out here, anyway? Roseidous: Where are we, for that matter? Roseidous: Nevada? Roses: i have no idea Roseidous: Oooh! Legalized prostitution! Roses: You're not legal! Roseidous: Hm? Roses: you're not 18 Roseidous: But my ID says I am! Roses: the ID that I stole and got rid of? Roseidous: You stole? You admit you stole something? Call the police! It's time for another trial!! Roseidous: And this time the culprit WON'T be Richard Simmons! Roses: who will it be? Roses: Miss Cleo? Roses: not the end.... Yoda: not the end? Yoda: zach's trying to be SmarterChild Yoda: I'm not sure if I'm trying to be smarterchild. Yoda: what's so funny? :-) Roses: yep, that's it Yoda: You really think it's it? Nothlit: no Nothlit: you're stupid Yoda: OK, Fine. Nothlit: poo Yoda: That's not a very nice thing to say. Yoda: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice? Roses: you must be talking to it...or you talk to it more than you should Nothlit: ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Yoda: Well I'll be. Nothlit: Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood...the final episode airs tomorrow! Yoda: Sorry, what was that? Roses: awww Nothlit: 33 years since it started Yoda: I'm trying to understand you, but I can't. Please type your response in a different way. Nothlit: no Yoda: OK! Type "home" to see what I can do. Roses: zach, that's really enough Holli: adam? *holds out hands, waiting* Yoda: (please, adam, tell me you don't say that "your mom" stuff in real life...) Holli: he does! Nothlit: it's actually funnier in real life Holli: *still waiting* Nothlit: whaddya want, woman? Yoda: she wants youuuuuuu Holli: your boxers, silly Holli: i needa freeze 'em Nothlit: oh, well then Yoda: wait, are tood and I naked then? Todd: i'm not Holli: zach's are already in the freezer Todd: ::holds boxers on:: Nothlit: why are you freezing them? Holli: cuz we are having a sleepover Nothlit: and you do that at sleepovers?? Holli: *nod* Todd: freezing my underwear will make me mad holli, and i'm extremely happy Yoda: i'm nekkid!!! Holli: tood has never been to a sleepover, he's sour *raspberry* Nothlit: I've been to sleepovers, but we kept our clothes on. Holli: *covers eyes* Someone, quick, toss a blanket on zach Holli: i never said to take off your boxers... Nothlit: so I get frozen in them? Holli: i said to give me them, as in tomorrow's Holli: therefore, tomorrow, your boxers are frozen Yoda: i must go Yoda: touch penguins Yoda: *chases chris out of room* Chris: that was disturbing Tails: agreed Chris: like a penguin Chris: touched for the very first time Yoda: hey mister penguin Yoda: let the penguins rush in Tails: this is getting very graphic very fast Yoda: how about sung to the thong song? ;-) Tails: we should go in for group counseling together.. Tails: OH GOOD GOD NO Yoda: i agree Tyrael: Liese seems to be...against that idea ;-) Yoda: just picture penguins in thongs Yoda: ::slight muffled sound comes from somewhere in zach:: Roses: in zach? Roses: is there a penguin in there? Roses: zach, did you eat a penguin! Yoda: no Yoda: worse Yoda: ::grin:: Tyrael: noooooooooooooo! Tina: I'm afraid to ask. Tyrael: poor penguin... Yoda: the penguin is singing madonna songs Yoda: so obviously it's in pain Tyrael: it was never meant to..."go"...that way! Yoda: or at least not enjoying my company Yoda: ::sniffle:: Yoda: I"m hurt Chris: do I have any bait? Roses: yes, everyone has worms *nod* Yoda: I have worms! Yoda: *dangles them* MC: ::looks at worms:: MC: ::takes a bite of worms:: MC: tasty MC: :::gobbles the rest::: Roses: whose worms are you eating? MC: mine MC: ::steal's roses' worms:: Yoda: mine *sniff* he ate Bob and part of Steve MC: ::eats them:: Roses: yeah, you can have them, they're gross Roses: unless they're those sour gummi worms, because if they are, I like them and want them back Yoda: eat the rest! yeesh. You could at least not leave him twitching there like that MC: ::eats them all:: Chris: ::doesn't have any worms:: Roses: did Martin steal them? MC: yeah Roses: you stole Chris's worms? Martin! You give that back! MC: i don't wanna... :-( :*( Roses: We are so weird. Roses: i mean, zach's talking about his worms, Martin's eating all the worms, and I'm encouraging it...and Chris is missing Roses: he must be in a hole, digging for worms Roses: because Martin stole his Roses: Ann and I demand a shrubbery Roses: or two shrubberies even Ann Chovi: One slightly lower than the other, so there can be a little path inbetween Todd has left the room. Ann Chovi:Todd did not want a shrubbery Chris: I guess he has enough of his own.. Ann Chovi: He does have quite a collection Holli: i've seen it Ann Chovi: He even gets those shrubbery magazines Holli: you mean like "The green house" Ann Chovi: And "Shrubber Boy" Holli: Isn't he a little young to get those? Ann Chovi: Todd uses his fake ID to get those Holli: i sappose adam gets the for him Roses: from under the counter Holli: i bet he goes to home improvement stores saturday nights Ann Chovi: He touches the pruning shears Holli: slips some plant food in the pot Ann Chovi: Steals some pots Holli: and those little tags that say what kind of plant it is Ann Chovi: Chris, do you like shrubbery? Roses: Chris secretly spends time outside in the shrubbery Roses: he has a secret shrub-house Holli: wearing a shrubbery costume? Ann Chovi: It's perfectly natural for a guy to be curious about shrubbery Chris: *raises eyebrow* Holli: although, it is unhealth to let shrubbery take control of your life Ann Chovi: It's no use living a lie Todd has entered the room. Holli: Todd! we were talking about you Todd: really? Holli: and your... problem Roses: about your "thing" with the shrubbery Holli: addiction Ann Chovi: We think you should go to SLA Roses: SLA? Shrubbery lovers anonymous? Roseidous: And the winner is.... Roseidous: Roseidous' bicep! Congratulations! Ann Chovi: ...yea. Roseidous: How do you feel, bicep? Ann Chovi: I think it feels weak Roseidous: Bicep: Well, I'm just so astounded. I mean, I couldn't have done it would the help of Pecs, or Triceps. I'm...I'm just speechless...Thank you, everyone! Ann Chovi: Your bicep is scaring me Roseidous: Well, you've heard it firsthand! Let's give it up for...Roseidous' Bicep! Ann Chovi: ...woo... Roseidous: *clapping, hootings, and a few bras are thrown up onto the stage* Ann Chovi: Hey! That's my grandma's bra! Ann Chovi: Grandma? Roseidous: *Ann's Grandma is currently topless, struting her stuff on stage* Ann Chovi: Ack! Ann Chovi: My eyes are burning! My eyes are burning! Roseidous: What? What's wrong with a little nudity? Ann Chovi: Nudity is fine, as long as it's not my grandma on stage. Roseidous: What? Doesn't she have just as much right to express herself? Ann Chovi: No, she does not Roseidous: Yes, she does, you ingrate. Roseidous: This is your grandmother, and I can do what I want! Ann Chovi: Stay away from her! Ann Chovi: No, grandma! Do not look directly at his biceps! Roseidous: *flexes* Ann Chovi: Cover your eyes! Roseidous: Grandma: Oooh, sonny, you make me feel so...young! Take me with you! Ann Chovi: No! What about grandpa? Back |