| Gettyschat |
| "this means war! " |
| Gettysburg. A battle of the Civil War. Gettyschat. A battle in a chatroom. It started innocently enough, then progressed to all-out war. Which side truly won? Only history will tell... |
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The Parentheses:
Yoda: This new mouse kicks @$$ Umar: (what version of PSP do you have?) Chris: that mouse kicks at two dollars? Chris: (4) Roses: yes, it's a violent mouse Umar: (i have 5, but it should be the same.. i think) Umar: okay, now click on your main picture Chris: (done) Umar: (Edit > Paste > As New Layer) Roses: (laughs at Umar and Chris, talking in parentheses) Chris: (not...working..) Umar: (LOL roses... we're doing it so we can differentiate my PSP convo with the comments) Chris: (I don't have that option) Roses: (then you can't do it) Roses: (I'm being helpful) Chris: (get out of our brackets, margie) Umar: well? Chris....? Chris: hold on...I have an idea.. Roses: I was kicked out of the parentheses  Umar: (brings margie back in) Roses: I don't even want in your parentheses now  Yoda: aww...I wasn't even in them Todd: ((zach)) Todd: there you go  Roses: it's okay zach, we'll be the non-parentheses people Chris: (woohoo!) Chris: that was woohoo to getting it to work Chris: not woohoo to you being the non-parenthesis people Roses: see? Parentheses-people are weird, we don't want to hang out with them Todd: (so anyway. . ) Yoda: we'll be the brackets people Yoda: only me and margie are allowed Roses: no! todd! don't join them! Todd: i'm so confused it's not funny Yoda: [hey margie. what's up?] Umar: they're going brackets! Todd: i'll just be an outsider. . . Roses: [hi zach! nothing, you?] Chris: {HEY TOOD} Roses: ooh, what are those called? Chris: wiggly brackets Roses: lol, wiggly brackets Umar: < Chris, what did you mean you got it to work? > Chris: you're talking in my head! Yoda: > talking outside of head < Roses: yay for zach! Todd: i'm just gonna be the normal one here and not talk inside of anything ;-) Roses: /these are called lines *nod*\ Yoda: |these work nicely| Yoda: ~or these~ The Question Mark: Todd: ¿ Todd: I killed the question mark Todd: hey question mark. how are you? Todd: ?- fine . . . Todd: tood- that's good Todd: ?-yeah Roses: tood is currently talking to the question mark Umar: tood - so you're sure you're okay, right? Todd: ?- let's go eat lunch Todd: tood - okay Todd: of course i'm alright, umar Todd: why wouldn't i be? Chris: (he's talking to a question mark) Chris: (for some unknown reason) Yoda: drugs Todd: they're picking on us, question mark! Todd: ? - to hell be them all Roses: that question mark is rude Todd: ::kicks question mark in shin:: Roses: yay! Todd: ¿ - oww. . Todd: i broke him! Roses: i suppose it doesn't have a shin, you'd have to kick it in the dot or something The Battle: Yoda: ? Todd: he stole him! Todd: this means war! Yoda: die! Todd: ??????????????? - we will fight for the right of toodmania! Yoda: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - opposing army Todd: ?????? - pow! Yoda: and thus the battle was begun! Yoda: !?!!!?!?!?!?!?!! Yoda: --_!(!?!!?!!?1103!!?!?@?! Yoda: *pow pow* Yoda: ow, dammit, you stupid exclamation point! Todd: question markemon! i choose you! Yoda: !!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!! !!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? Yoda: and the armies were mixed up... Yoda: history became legend... Yoda: legend became myth... Todd: ::stares:: Yoda: and for centuries, the ring rested Todd: zach's gone over the deep end . . . Roses: zach, wrong story Yoda: oops... Todd: periods are the question marks' ally! Yoda: and commas ,,,,,,, Todd: ?????.....?????.......????? !!!!!! Yoda: are the exclamation points ally Todd: we out number! Roses: and I thought I had seen everything Yoda: \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ <-fire Roses: but....punctuation wars? Umar: @%----- Roses: ooh! me! Roses: ?!?!?! @%--- ?!?!?! Roses: I'm surrounded! Todd: and so the world war .1 was started. . . Todd: ?????!!!!! pow! ::watches exclamation marks die:: Yoda: *angry look* Roses: who's going to save me, I'm surrounded! Todd: ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ?????????? Todd: and reinforcements come! Roses: wow, that's a lot of question marks Roses: are they saving me? Todd: ::saves rose:: Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd: damn you umar! Umar: the second division has arrived Todd: mayday! mayday! we need backup! Todd: ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????? Todd: ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ?????????? Todd: ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????? Roses: we really must have no lives Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd: ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ???????????? Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd: ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ???????????? Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd: ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ???????????? Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd: ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ???????????? Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd: ???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ???????????? Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd: ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ?????????? Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roses: okay, children! Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Umar: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yoda: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Roses!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd: ????????@-->????????? Roses: now they're fighting over me Roses: don't kill me! Yoda: you're surrounded by the army Roses: ???@??? !!!%---!!! Roses: I got my head cut off! Todd: < = bullet Umar: !!!!???!!?!?!!!!?!!!?????!!!!!!?!?!!!!!! battle ensues The Capture of Umar: Todd: @@@@Umar9@@@@@ Roses: Umar's surrounded by roses Todd: they have Umar! Roses: how did he get in a flower field? Todd: they're natives Roses: ohh Yoda: the Squatting Flower Tribe Yoda: *sicks Chief Crouching Daisy on Tood* Todd:  Todd Todd: see you guys later. . Yoda: he's surrounded by the natvie amazon transvestites! Yoda: save him! Roses: Todd's distracted, no more fighting Yoda: wait, he appears to be enjoying this... The Death/Rebirth of Roses: Roses:   Roses Roses: I died Yoda: she's being carried away to heaven Roses: I'm surrounded by angels Yoda: < - funeral processionTodd: satan will not just give her away! Todd:  Roses Roses: so wait, they're fighting over me, too? Todd: yep Roses: Yoda:  funeral procession continuesRoses: that happy one's Rosey Yoda: funeral procession... (necrophiliac) Umar: Roses Roses: nooo!!!! No licking!!!! Yoda: "You're so hot in that black dress with your bood drained from your body"'Yoda: *sniff* Roses is gone *sniff* Todd: *hug* Yoda: I don't like live people... Yoda: don't hug me, get away Yoda: die first Yoda: only rotting corpes turn me on Todd: ooooookay Roses:  I'm a vampire now, I'm not deadYoda: yes! bite me!! Roses: those are my friendsYoda: you sexy dead girl Roses: bite you? Todd: ::scratches head:: Roses: look at my teeth!Todd: someone stole my women! Roses: yes, my vampire friends stole todd's women Roses: because vampires are cooler than he is ;-) Yoda: todd never had women Todd: todding Yoda: they were men Roses: oh, transvestites, I remember Roses: *attacks Zach with teeth* :-D Zach: Manly women..Like Chyna Todd: Xena Yoda: they tie you up and lash you fifty times on your... Yoda: ...Xena is manly! Roses: I'm biting you, zach, pay attention to meeeee!!!!! Yoda: XenaXenaXena Todd XenaXenaXenaXena Todd: noooo! Todd: ::throws umar in front of zach:: Yoda: I'm sorry Yoda: keepy biting Todd: ::watches roses bite umar:: Roses: Umar is now a vampire, too Yoda: you're really good with your teeth Yoda: oh yes! Roses: WHAT???? Todd: zach, you weren't even bitten Yoda: give it to me, margie!!!! BITE ME YOU SEX GODDESS!!! Roses: um...that's not me, I'm biting Umar Yoda: *cries* Todd: i'm sorry Yoda: just because...because...I don't have...*sniff* a 7-inch fang like umar... Roses: he didn't have any fangs until I bit him Roses: now he does Roses: *two* fangs Yoda: two?! Yoda: *sniff* Yoda: < --rejection again Roses: poor zach Roses: he couldn't even get bitten The Battle, Part Two: Roses: so ends the great battle of Gettyschat (that was a good one, todd ;-)) Umar: the !'s won Todd: no Todd: the ?'s won! Umar: no Todd: yes Umar: no Todd: yes Umar: the !'s won! Umar: we had a lot more! Todd: the ?'s won! Umar: plus they're pointy and sharp! Umar: the ?'s are all dull! Todd: we had less, but we were more talented! Umar: with your dull points? Todd: and the generals started having sex and killing roses! Todd: my question marks stayed in the whole time! Umar: the ?'s died pitifully to the !'s Umar: scroll up :-) Todd: noooo Umar: and review the battle Todd: we won Yoda: ???????????? = last band of ?'s Umar: all the ?'s died Todd: ::cries:: Todd: lol, we have no life margie ;-) Roses: yeah, and I was dead the whole time Yoda: meanwhile, chris slept through the battle Umar: The exclamation marks reigned victorious.... at least... for now Todd: heck no Yoda: there was a last band of ???? that showed up Todd: their general was screaming to get bitten Todd: so he died Todd: ::forces question marks to have sex:: Todd: ::waits nine months:: Yoda: how *exactly* do they do that? Todd: ::waits another 16 years:: Todd: ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????? ?????????? Todd: muhwahahaha! Yoda: you have to have a ! and ? Yoda: because when a ! and a ? Yoda: love each other very much Yoda: they touch in ways that little ! and ? should never touch each other Todd: ¿? -- oooh! yes! Yoda: then the stork brings a baby Todd: there you go zach Yoda: lesbians!? Todd: why do mine have to be the females!? Umar: because they're curvy The End Chris: okay..I'm back.. Chris: what I miss? Todd: a lot Roses: the Great Battle of Gettyschat Back |