| Male Bonding |
| "Who's your daddy?" |
| The guys. What would it be like without them? Well, there'd be no "yo' mama" jokes, that's for sure. Guys have their own special ways of getting along. At least our guys do. Mostly through jokes, insults, and accusations. See for yourself... |
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TAS: Yoda TAS: Hey yoda Yoda: hey Yoda: hey chris TAS: Hey yoda? Yoda: hey chris? TAS: PSST SAY WHAT Yoda: hey! Yoda: chris! Yoda: hey chris! TAS: HEY YODA Yoda: no wait. I mean. Hey CHRIS! TAS: ahem TAS: say what Yoda: what? Roseidous: Well, if she's Barbie's friend, you know she's hot, so who cares about the name? =o) Nothlit: and they were all sitting around a table eating, and discussing ways of killing the conversation. Nothlit: And my friend just blurts out, "I hate black people" Nothlit: and they all shut up todd: oooo Nothlit: and he was like, "well, I guess that killed the conversation, eh?" TAS: ... live TAS: with... TAS: eric? TAS: *RUNS OUT AND JUMPS OFF CLIFF* Tyrael: wow Roseidous: See what you get, Eric, when you don't play my Mod? And see what you get, TAS, for, umm... Roseidous: ...being alive? Tyrael: for having a longer name at one point than roseidous? Roseidous: Otay, here's what we're having... Cait Sith: gr...stupid new AIM makes you repeat stuff... Cait Sith: gr...stupid new AIM makes you repeat stuff... TAS: huh? Roseidous: Some bread I found behind the fridge... Roseidous: This meat I found in a dumpster... TAS: Bread!??!?! TAS: GIMME! Roseidous: And, umm, this tic tac I found...somewhere... Roseidous: It's been in my pocket for awhile... TAS: Coool! TAS: I love that flavor! Cait Sith: dibs on the tic-tac! TAS: His nose!? TAS: On quicktime?! Roseidous: Yes, I recorded my nose... Roseidous: It just sits there...but it's great entertainment for the entire family! TAS: not when you sneeze Yoda: don't diss my mama! Roseidous: Salad on a half-shell... TAS: you're mama's a salad? Yoda: yo mama! Roseidous: Yea...sorry, I ate her... Yoda: and...yo mama too! Cait Sith: Teenage Mutant Ninja Salads.. Yoda: and the printer was like, "beep beep" Chris: your printer swore at you? Todd: yeah, adam's right Nothlit: < -- is right Todd: the nothlit << is slow Nothlit: <-- is not Todd: ^is Nothlit: ^ is Todd: ^is Nothlit: ^ freak Todd: ^geek Nothlit: ^ bookstore nerd Todd: ^transvestite Nothlit: no comment Yoda: ::sigh:: Chris: ::eats a tissue:: Yoda: well everyone is either mad, or feeling dirty... Chris: i'm not Chris: ::takes another bite out of the tissue:: Chris: i love you Nothlit: I love your mom. Roses: *cough* Yoda: i want to play guitar Chris: i want to play the buzzy wurly Roses: mc keeps valiently trying to change the subject Chris: how about them mets, huh? MC: (strawberry fields forever!!!) Roses: hmm....*looks around* Chris: baaaaah @ Adam Nothlit: ::shears Chris:: Chris: ::bites Adam:: todd: i had a dog. . adam's mom ;-) Holli: that was cold todd: kidding. . he knows i'm kidding holli Roses: Wow, that was actually a good one, todd Holli: I want a BF Elfangor262: i want a gf Roses: I want a boyfriend too Nothlit: I want your mom. todd: i have adam's mom Roseidous: *wanders in* Chris: updownupdownupdownupdownupdownup downupdownupdownupdownupdownupdo wnupdown Chris: roundandroundandroundandroundandroun dandroundandroundandroundandroundan droundandroundandround Roseidous: Maybe I shouldn't have wandered in here... *backs away slowly* Roseidous has entered the room. Chris: this room is feeling less and less safe Roseidous: 'ello! Chris: I mean....hi Roseidous: ................................hey! Roseidous: I have one, simple request.... Roseidous: ....and that is, to have SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!! Roses: no Tyrael: their FRICKIN heads, Ros TAS: think of insulting MY mama again! TAS: Boo-to-the-yah Nothlit: yo mama's mama TAS: ::Gasp!:: Nothlit: and yo papa's mama too TAS: Who's your daddy?! Nothlit: yo mama's my daddy Roses: boo-to-the-yah? TAS: Yo mamma wears combat boots!!! Nothlit: no, that's my sistah! Ann Chovi: What's so bad about combat boots? Nothlit: my mama is my sista! Roses: (he lives in the south) Nothlit: your mom's in here Yoda: I know Yoda: she likes it Nothlit: in my pants, I mean Yoda: I know Holli: ::cough:: Roses: wow Elfangor262: that is just wrong! Roses: that was a good one Holli: Cheating on me adam??? Roses: *applauds adam* Nothlit: I love your mom Yoda: I love my mom too Yoda: can we all love her together? Nothlit: that's just nasty Yoda: ROTFL Elfangor262: that's a good movie script... Yoda: your mom smiles innocently Elfangor262: there's something about zach's mom Todd: who's dissing moms? Nothlit: your mom is Chris: I wrote a very cynical (for me at least) poem.... Tyrael: yay! Chris: ::nods:: Tyrael: i mean- um, oh. Chris: want to read it? Tyrael: sure! Tyrael: i mean, whatever. ;-) Tyrael:ooh, cynicism does abound. Chris: but I'm over it now Tyrael: ironically enough, the Christmas season is one of the few things i'm rarely cynical about Chris: Joy to the World! Tyrael: *considers being thoughtful* Tyrael: *but no. no.* Tyrael: on the other hand, i couldn't imagine ever having sex with them Todd: i can't imagine eric having sex with anyone Tyrael: my pride is almost damaged, Todd ;-) Tyrael: yeah, i'm back too Chris: hello Tyrael Tyrael: but i'm not sorry. and i wasn't working very hard. 'ullo, Chris. Chris: if that is your real name...Mohamad Agwoffawaffle! Cait Sith: *waves at ocean* Cait Sith: haha get it? Cait Sith: ocean? Cait Sith: waves? Cait Sith: anybody? Cait Sith: *mutters off* Cait Sith: i'm hungry Cait Sith: *eats TAS* Roses: again? TAS: Leaving us just because some primitive feelin.... ARGH! TAS: Crap, i hate being digested by you Cait Sith: *uneats TAS* TAS: that doesn't sound good Cait Sith:*barfs up- oh, you're right. TAS: < -- gets barfed against the wall Roses: *gets mop* TAS: < -- get's hamster TAS: no wait... Cait Sith: *get's bib* TAS: < -- gets *dead* hamster Roses: wait a minute.... Roses: you *know* what happened with the hamster incident Elfangor: a dog is licking himself on a sidewalk Elfangor: two guys walk up Roses: john and rosey, probably Elfangor: the first guy says, "boy, i wish i could do that" Roses: yep, it was them Elfangor: the second guy goes "well, you better pet him first" Roses: yeah, the first one was rosey John: OH! Umar: I so didn't get that one Yoda: I was on the bus today, right? Chris: right. Chris: you were. Chris: I saw you. Chris: it hit me. Chris: it hurt. Chris: anyway, go on.. Yoda: anyway Yoda: I was just sitting there and all Yoda: and you know how they have those big mirrors? Chris: yes Yoda: so the bus driver can watch you and so you can wonder if it's a man or a woman? Chris: that's the part that hit me. Chris: right Back |