Recent Arrivals
::Chickens attack John::
So, you don't want to spend your time looking at each separate page for new quotes? Well, you bunch of lazy bums, here you go. A section just for the unmotivated. Don't work too hard now...
TAS: Yes, I am still me
TAS: are you still you?
Craig: no, I've changed
Craig: I eat people now

Ann Chovi: *eats Cheez-Its*
Ann Chovi: I can make dinner all by myself!
Ann Chovi: *eats carrots, too, because they're almost like Cheez-Its in that they're orange and they're Good For Me*
Ann Chovi: *searches for some Sunkist pop, so as to complete the orange meal*
Ann Chovi: *realizes she drank the orange soda yesterday*
Ann Chovi: *sits down among the little flowers and rocks and cries*
Ann Chovi: *eats some fudge*
Ann Chovi: Everything is better when seen through a fudge-induced haze.
Ann Chovi: But now I have destroyed my orange-themed meal
Ann Chovi: Oh sadness
Ann Chovi: *eats more fudge*
Ann Chovi: *suddenly feels much better*
Ann Chovi: *and with Minty Fresh Breath, because it is mint chocolate fudge*
Ann Chovi: *gives Stan some Ceez-Its*
Ann Chovi: *Stan gets upset, because he wanted Cheez-Its*
Ann Chovi: *laughs at Stan*
Ann Chovi: *Stan goes on a rampage and steals Roseidous' lockbox*
Ann Chovi: *burns lockbox*
Ann Chovi: *blows up the lockbox's remains*
Ann Chovi: *pokes the remains of the remains with a stick*
Ann Chovi: *stick explodes*
Ann Chovi: *glares at Stan*
Ann Chovi: *Stan explodes*
Ann Chovi: *looks at Stan's remains*
Ann Chovi: He was a robot!
Ann Chovi: *finds Stan in the closet, eating Cheez-Its*
Ann Chovi: *admonishes, yes, admonishes Stan for hoarding Cheez-Its*

Chris: yo, A - you sayin' i can't roll wit ma boys? i'm down wit it...know what i'm sayin', shorty?
Chris: this is painful for Adam...all those grammatical errors...

Ann Chovi: Did you know that you have the Whip of Retribution?
Roses: do I?
Roses: that's a good name for my whip
Ann Chovi: *nod* And I have the Pointy Stick of Death and Destrucktion
Ann Chovi: Destruction
Ann Chovi: Where did that K come from?
Roses: Germany

Roses: so you like the bandwagon? I decorated it myself
Ann Chovi: I love the chains on the walls
Roses: the chains go well with the flowery curtains
Ann Chovi: Suprisingly well
Roses: it's kind of small, but we can expand when more people join the bandwagon
Ann Chovi: Add more wheels and another room
Roses: did you see the dartboard? It has rosey's face on it? throw some darts!
Ann Chovi: Okay!
Ann Chovi: *throws a dart*
Ann Chovi: *hits Bubba*
Roses: oops
Roses: *throws one* got his eye! you believe it works like a voodoo doll?
Ann Chovi: One can only hope
Ann Chovi: *hits Roseidous' ear*

Todd: which girl in the trileader rpgs is the pyromaniac?
John: All of them

Nothlit: are you God?
Roses: um....no
Nothlit: darn
Roses: why, you need something?
Nothlit: nah

Roses:Hope you had a great trip, you didn't miss much, yes, I noticed you were gone and was looking for you, where's my present? ;-)
Roseidous: Hehe
Roses: you lost it in customs, didn't you? I hate it when that happens
Roseidous: Your present? Why, it's hidden at the bottom of this cereal box!
Roses: ooh, is it a Star Wars toy?
Roseidous: Even better!
Roses: and what's better than that?
Roseidous: What's in the cereal box!
Roses: which is.....
Roseidous: Eat the cereal and find out!
Roses: what kind of cereal?
Roseidous: Eat it!
Roses: okay, okay *eats it*
Roseidous: Because, it's...Oreo Cereal! With Special Milk! Mwhaahaha!
Roses: um...but Ann had the Oreos...
Roseidous: Mwaha...haha...HAHAHAHA!!!
Roseidous: *cough*

Nothlit: they is, is they?
Katherine: Er...*shrugs*
Ann Chovi: Watch out for them!
Umar: The Chicken Is Coming?
Chris: Chickens
Umar: Ah
Umar: I see
Ann Chovi: The Chickens is coming
Roses: ooh! And I brought my duct tape!
Nothlit: bokkkkk, bokbokbokbokbok
Umar: How... convinient...
Roses: okay, that's wrong
Umar: Now if only Roser would show up...
Roses: don't ever do that ever again Adan
Ann Chovi: Nothit has been taken over by the Chickens
Roses: Adam
Roses: whatever your name is
John: OOOH! Chickens!!!!!
Umar: Uh-oh
John: ::Pets the chickens::
Umar: You got John excited...
John: ::Chickens attack John::

Yoda: despite the fact that I'm being antisocial and bitchy and want to slap you all, has anyone seen minority report? :-D
Chris: *slaps zach*
Chris: bitch!
Yoda: slut!
Chris: whore!
Yoda: *rips hair*
Yoda: tramp!
Chris:hooker!
Yoda: sleeze-bag!
Chris: uh... good-time girl!
Yoda: cu--
Katherine: Why are there so many words for one meaning?
Chris: pretty woman!
Katherine: Prostitute, hooker, lady of the night, harlot, whore
Yoda: *thinks*
Katherine: and of course....
John: All will be resolved!
Katherine: STRUMPET!
Yoda: grr, you took them all
Ann Chovi: STRUMPET!
Yoda: *follows lead*
Yoda: STRUMPET!
Katherine: Oh, I forgot a word
Katherine: Annie
Ann Chovi: Oh, yes
Chris: STROMBONE!
Chris: STUBA!
Yoda: SFLUTE!
AeaBookreader: STIMPANI
Katherine: SSAX!
Roses: WAIT!
Ann Chovi: sobriquet!
Yoda: *waits*
Roses: I missed a fight where Chris and Zach were calling each other bad names?
Katherine: Yes.
Roses: Chris typed the word "bitch"?
Yoda: you have to save it for quotes, margie:-D
Roses: *saves*

Ann Chovi: I will have to deal with it
Ann Chovi: Somehow
Roses: poor you and selfish, dirty-minded me
Ann Chovi: Poor me with no dirty mind whatsoever
Ann Chovi: Nope, none at all
Roses: mhmm, you're very innocent
Roses: I will corrupt you
Ann Chovi: I am quite innocent
Ann Chovi: Poor, innocent me
Ann Chovi: *ahem*
Roses: yes, *ahem*
Roses: oops, your halo slipped off of your devil horns there, might want to fix that
Ann Chovi: Oh, thanks
Ann Chovi: *gets superglue*
Ann Chovi: That won't happen again!

Roses: I see how it is, you can say bad things about me, but not good ones
Roseidous: I did say a good one!
Roseidous: You don't think that *wink, wink* other sex was good?
Roses: no because we are not having sex
Roses: but it was a good try
Roseidous: Oh, but aren't we?
Roses: not that I'm aware of
Roseidous: *wiggles eyebrows*
Roses: unless you call this sex
Roseidous: The ice cream...*cough, cough*
Roses: oh, that was a long time ago
Roses: it must have been bad for me, I didn't remember
Roseidous: Bad? Try so good you collapsed in such a fit of ecstacy that you fell into a deep, peaceful slumber and locked away the warm memory for your later years.
Roses: a fit of ecstacy? are you reading graphic novels over there?

Roseidous: (((Lamp)))
Roses: Murry gets more action that I do
Roseidous: Tell me about it
Ann Chovi: He's a little confused
Roses: no, he always hugs the lamp instead of me
Ann Chovi: Well, the lamp is in the shape of a naked woman
Roses: yes, but Murry is the lampshade....
Ann Chovi: Roseidous is in love with Murry
Roses: that's what I was thinking
Ann Chovi: No, wait, it's more of a physical relationship

Roses: ooh, answer this one: what's the best thing about me? ;-)
Nothlit: the sex

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