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So, you don't want to spend your time looking at each separate page for new quotes? Well, you bunch of lazy bums, here you go. A section just for the unmotivated. Don't work too hard now... |
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TAS: Yes, I am still me TAS: are you still you? Craig: no, I've changed Craig: I eat people now Ann Chovi: *eats Cheez-Its* Ann Chovi: I can make dinner all by myself! Ann Chovi: *eats carrots, too, because they're almost like Cheez-Its in that they're orange and they're Good For Me* Ann Chovi: *searches for some Sunkist pop, so as to complete the orange meal* Ann Chovi: *realizes she drank the orange soda yesterday* Ann Chovi: *sits down among the little flowers and rocks and cries* Ann Chovi: *eats some fudge* Ann Chovi: Everything is better when seen through a fudge-induced haze. Ann Chovi: But now I have destroyed my orange-themed meal Ann Chovi: Oh sadness Ann Chovi: *eats more fudge* Ann Chovi: *suddenly feels much better* Ann Chovi: *and with Minty Fresh Breath, because it is mint chocolate fudge* Ann Chovi: *gives Stan some Ceez-Its* Ann Chovi: *Stan gets upset, because he wanted Cheez-Its* Ann Chovi: *laughs at Stan* Ann Chovi: *Stan goes on a rampage and steals Roseidous' lockbox* Ann Chovi: *burns lockbox* Ann Chovi: *blows up the lockbox's remains* Ann Chovi: *pokes the remains of the remains with a stick* Ann Chovi: *stick explodes* Ann Chovi: *glares at Stan* Ann Chovi: *Stan explodes* Ann Chovi: *looks at Stan's remains* Ann Chovi: He was a robot! Ann Chovi: *finds Stan in the closet, eating Cheez-Its* Ann Chovi: *admonishes, yes, admonishes Stan for hoarding Cheez-Its* Chris: yo, A - you sayin' i can't roll wit ma boys? i'm down wit it...know what i'm sayin', shorty? Chris: this is painful for Adam...all those grammatical errors... Ann Chovi: Did you know that you have the Whip of Retribution? Roses: do I? Roses: that's a good name for my whip Ann Chovi: *nod* And I have the Pointy Stick of Death and Destrucktion Ann Chovi: Destruction Ann Chovi: Where did that K come from? Roses: Germany Roses: so you like the bandwagon? I decorated it myself Ann Chovi: I love the chains on the walls Roses: the chains go well with the flowery curtains Ann Chovi: Suprisingly well Roses: it's kind of small, but we can expand when more people join the bandwagon Ann Chovi: Add more wheels and another room Roses: did you see the dartboard? It has rosey's face on it? throw some darts! Ann Chovi: Okay! Ann Chovi: *throws a dart* Ann Chovi: *hits Bubba* Roses: oops Roses: *throws one* got his eye! you believe it works like a voodoo doll? Ann Chovi: One can only hope Ann Chovi: *hits Roseidous' ear* Todd: which girl in the trileader rpgs is the pyromaniac? John: All of them Nothlit: are you God? Roses: um....no Nothlit: darn Roses: why, you need something? Nothlit: nah Roses:Hope you had a great trip, you didn't miss much, yes, I noticed you were gone and was looking for you, where's my present? ;-) Roseidous: Hehe Roses: you lost it in customs, didn't you? I hate it when that happens Roseidous: Your present? Why, it's hidden at the bottom of this cereal box! Roses: ooh, is it a Star Wars toy? Roseidous: Even better! Roses: and what's better than that? Roseidous: What's in the cereal box! Roses: which is..... Roseidous: Eat the cereal and find out! Roses: what kind of cereal? Roseidous: Eat it! Roses: okay, okay *eats it* Roseidous: Because, it's...Oreo Cereal! With Special Milk! Mwhaahaha! Roses: um...but Ann had the Oreos... Roseidous: Mwaha...haha...HAHAHAHA!!! Roseidous: *cough* Nothlit: they is, is they? Katherine: Er...*shrugs* Ann Chovi: Watch out for them! Umar: The Chicken Is Coming? Chris: Chickens Umar: Ah Umar: I see Ann Chovi: The Chickens is coming Roses: ooh! And I brought my duct tape! Nothlit: bokkkkk, bokbokbokbokbok Umar: How... convinient... Roses: okay, that's wrong Umar: Now if only Roser would show up... Roses: don't ever do that ever again Adan Ann Chovi: Nothit has been taken over by the Chickens Roses: Adam Roses: whatever your name is John: OOOH! Chickens!!!!! Umar: Uh-oh John: ::Pets the chickens:: Umar: You got John excited... John: ::Chickens attack John:: Yoda: despite the fact that I'm being antisocial and bitchy and want to slap you all, has anyone seen minority report? :-D Chris: *slaps zach* Chris: bitch! Yoda: slut! Chris: whore! Yoda: *rips hair* Yoda: tramp! Chris:hooker! Yoda: sleeze-bag! Chris: uh... good-time girl! Yoda: cu-- Katherine: Why are there so many words for one meaning? Chris: pretty woman! Katherine: Prostitute, hooker, lady of the night, harlot, whore Yoda: *thinks* Katherine: and of course.... John: All will be resolved! Katherine: STRUMPET! Yoda: grr, you took them all Ann Chovi: STRUMPET! Yoda: *follows lead* Yoda: STRUMPET! Katherine: Oh, I forgot a word Katherine: Annie Ann Chovi: Oh, yes Chris: STROMBONE! Chris: STUBA! Yoda: SFLUTE! AeaBookreader: STIMPANI Katherine: SSAX! Roses: WAIT! Ann Chovi: sobriquet! Yoda: *waits* Roses: I missed a fight where Chris and Zach were calling each other bad names? Katherine: Yes. Roses: Chris typed the word "bitch"? Yoda: you have to save it for quotes, margie:-D Roses: *saves* Ann Chovi: I will have to deal with it Ann Chovi: Somehow Roses: poor you and selfish, dirty-minded me Ann Chovi: Poor me with no dirty mind whatsoever Ann Chovi: Nope, none at all Roses: mhmm, you're very innocent Roses: I will corrupt you Ann Chovi: I am quite innocent Ann Chovi: Poor, innocent me Ann Chovi: *ahem* Roses: yes, *ahem* Roses: oops, your halo slipped off of your devil horns there, might want to fix that Ann Chovi: Oh, thanks Ann Chovi: *gets superglue* Ann Chovi: That won't happen again! Roses: I see how it is, you can say bad things about me, but not good ones Roseidous: I did say a good one! Roseidous: You don't think that *wink, wink* other sex was good? Roses: no because we are not having sex Roses: but it was a good try Roseidous: Oh, but aren't we? Roses: not that I'm aware of Roseidous: *wiggles eyebrows* Roses: unless you call this sex Roseidous: The ice cream...*cough, cough* Roses: oh, that was a long time ago Roses: it must have been bad for me, I didn't remember Roseidous: Bad? Try so good you collapsed in such a fit of ecstacy that you fell into a deep, peaceful slumber and locked away the warm memory for your later years. Roses: a fit of ecstacy? are you reading graphic novels over there? Roseidous: (((Lamp))) Roses: Murry gets more action that I do Roseidous: Tell me about it Ann Chovi: He's a little confused Roses: no, he always hugs the lamp instead of me Ann Chovi: Well, the lamp is in the shape of a naked woman Roses: yes, but Murry is the lampshade.... Ann Chovi: Roseidous is in love with Murry Roses: that's what I was thinking Ann Chovi: No, wait, it's more of a physical relationship Roses: ooh, answer this one: what's the best thing about me? ;-) Nothlit: the sex Back |