| SEX! Did I get your attention? |
| "i used to have a sticker on my agenda that said 'Quick and kinky, 25c'" |
| Well, what else can you expect from a bunch of teenagers? Really. Sex is a very interesting topic for us. Now, don't get us wrong, we don't talk about it all the time. Only when it's really late, or we've had too much mountain dew. Somehow, we just find ourselves in these chatrooms...nekkid... |
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Roseidous: Holli raped me and I am pregnant with her puppies. Roses: I know. Roseidous: News travels fast. Chris: do you know how bad it is to walk into a chat room and the first thing you here is "Roses, get the rope"??? Holli: Chris- are you nekkid? Chris: no Holli: but we are nekkid Chris: ::very scared:: Holli: katherine-- we are all nekkid except for Chris...he doesn't love us Katherine: *strips* Nothlit: a screw just fell out of my chair Nothlit: I gotta go find an allen wrench to fix it Nothlit: ::gets on floor, screws chair:: ~a few minutes later~ Nothlit: nobody cared that I just screwed my chair? Nothlit: ::pouts:: todd: women! Tina: Men! todd: women! Katherine: OK, both Moonbridge: MEN MEN MEN Nothlit: sex! todd: women women women! Nothlit: erm todd: sex! Tina: Sex! Roses: calm down, boys Roses: and Tina Roseidous: They're all hot to me! =o) Roses: except the one in the middle and including vinnie? Roseidous: Err...yeah, excluding Vinnie...then again, he looks pretty fine in that dress... Roses: *saves that quote* Roseidous: Ack! Roseidous: Let's make out like there's no tomorrow! Roses: now? Roses: (are we making out? is that why we're not talking?) Roseidous: Umm, how do you cybermakeout? Roses: i have no idea Roseidous: Kiss the monitor? Roseidous: Or the floppy drive? Roseidous: Or just make weird noises at each other? Roses: i don't know Holli: roser, we are all nekkid-- are you? Roseidous: *dances* Todd: todd is not naked! Holli: yes he is Roseidous: Let me see... Yoda: i can be completely nekkid if you want me to Roseidous: Nope, not naked...yet... Todd: todd is wearing shorts, a tee shirt, socks, and hair Roseidous: Start the stripping music! Roses: *covers eyes* Yoda: too sexy for my shirt Todd: oh god. . Yoda: too sexy for my shirt too sexy baby Yoda: do you want me to be nekkid? Roseidous: Where's the stripping music? I can't strip without it! Well, yes I can! Roseidous: *ziiiiip!* Dustin: no, i have class. i don't work the corners. i only do booty calls Holli: screw. yew. Holli: *chats stops* Dustin: i think the booty call comment killed it Nothlit: no, it was when I got screwed Holli: i needa go see you soon adam, *nod* Nothlit: okay Holli: lol, one word answer... Dustin: she wants your sexy womanly body, adam Roses: she does Dustin: she wants to rub your smooth feminine leg.... Holli: lol, he's cheap, what can i say. 10c is a good deal Roses: *applauds* Holli: *curtseys* Holli: *trips and falls on adams lap* Holli: whoops... Nothlit: do you really care what random people on the interstate think about your sexuality? Todd: maybe i should kiss eric in front of her for momentum . . . Holli: yea!! Roses: i'll take a picture Tyrael: no. no you shouldn't. Todd: or kiss holli's dad and run. . Roses: I would pay you to do that Holli: he'd get his gun Holli: wait- tood, who on this trip would have sex with you? Holli: besides eric Todd: allison, of course Todd: and eric Yoda: well, I think you'd go home, and basically start killing Yoda: *hissing! Yoda: *kissing!!! Yoda: you go out in the little hallway between the theater and the actual hallway and do it Tyrael: do it? Roses: yeah, Ty, do it Tyrael: yay! Chris: how many people have you had sex with in the last 6 months? Yoda: let's see... Roses: 87 Yoda: one... Yoda: two... Yoda: 3 that one time, so that's five... Yoda: six... Yoda: seven, eight... MC: carry the 9... Yoda: nine... Yoda: I think nine Roses: no, it was 87 Yoda: who knows Chris: carry the 9? Chris: you're working with some pretty big numbers there.. Yoda: when I sleep with them, I'm sleeping with all the people they've ever slept with. Roses: that's true Roses: so that's how it adds up to 87 Roses: and no naked people at a surprise party Ann Chovi: But... Roses: especially Rosey, Ty and John Ann Chovi: But... Roses: even if they'll get naked for free Roseidous: What, you don't want to see me in my new speedo? Roseidous: It's golden! Roses: I thought it was blue Roses: with sparkles Roseidous: With a tassle on the front! Roses: ooh, a tassle TAS: BYE!!!!! Tyrael: no! Tyrael: noooooooo! Tyrael: don't go! Roses: no what? TAS: ::blinks:: at Tyrael Tyrael: i-i love you! TAS: oh baby Roses: um.... Holli: eric's horny again Roses: *stares at Ty* TAS: ::runs:: Holli: he misses his pizza boy Tyrael: not that horny ;-) worry not, good TAS. Roses: he'll tell TAS I love you, but he won't even hug me Tina: ::slowly backs away from Ty:: Roses: eric, dear...you *do* realize I have to put this on my quotes page Tyrael: yes. yes i do. ;-) Roses: okay Tina: ::snorts:: Holli: he's damn proud Roses: rosey will strip for you Roses: rosey, get nekkid Umar: He most certainly will not John: NOOOOOOO! Roses: he will, too Umar: Dear God Roseidous: Don't worry, I won't strip. Umar: Save my virgin virtual-eyes Roseidous: Because, I'm already nude! Roseidous: So, when you burn the bras...you burn the restricting shirts too, right? Tyrael: hmmm Tyrael: one should hope so Roseidous: If you don't want to burn your shirts, I'll hold on to them while you burn those evil, evil bras! Tyrael: *thumbs up at Roseidous* Roseidous: I think, we should all just get nekkid right now. I mean, it's all a symbol of shackles of society! Holli: ... Roses: okay fine Ann Chovi: *puts on a jacket* Tyrael: Roseidous, you rock ;-) Holli: no, roser, stay clothed Tyrael: your ideas, rather Holli: eric and zach can get nekkid- but you cannot Holli: you can go to the corner of shame Roseidous: Will there be nekkid women over in the corner? Ann Chovi: Nekkid beetles Holli: john's wearing a bra- to the corner of shame! John: HEY! Roseidous: I think...it's time for...the Monkey Dance! John: Who put me in this bra?! AnnaChovi: Not the Monkey Dance! Holli: *goes and sits on eric's lap* Roses: he's gonna dance? Roseidous: In this dance, all women are required to remove all articles of clothing... John: ::Slowly takes off bra to porno music:: Roses: *covers eyes* Tyrael: woohoo! Tyrael: take it OFF! Roseidous: Yeeaaaah!!! Roseidous: (whistles) Tyrael: *notes Holli in his lap* ;-) John: Waka chika waka chika waka chika bow chika BOW WOW!!! John: ::Porno music: Roses: *whispers to Ann and Holli...do they know...wait, nevermind* Ann Chovi: *ahem* John knows the porno music. John: C'mon Eric, come out of the closet! Stop being uncomfortable with your sexuality! Holli: eric's straight- i know, i was at his house last ni-- nevermind Yoda: no, eric is straight Yoda: however, his boyfriend is not Tyrael: diss, Zach. diss ;-) Roseidous: All I want for Christmas is a bisexual girlfriend. Holli: No, Roser, no. Roseidous: Harems don't have men, Holli. Get your terms correct. Roses: what's a male harem called? Tyrael: marem Ann Chovi: Um.... Roseidous: Man Hole Roses: that sounds wrong Roseidous: Yes, but I want a Harem... Holli: filled with penguins? Holli: no, that's zach Roseidous: That would be a Pengeim. Roses: But the city maintenance people work in manholes. Holli: like the village people? Roses: yeah Holli: In the navy *hums* In the navy *hums* Roses: YYYY MCA! Roseidous: Since when did they have four Y's? Roses: since I sang it John: MACHO MACHO MAN! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN! Roseidous: Nacho nacho man! Holli: i used to have a sticker on my agenda that said "Quick and kinky, 25c" Tyrael: *digs out quarter* Tyrael: *everyone looks at him odd* Tyrael: *frowns and puts quarter back in pocket* Holli: *holds out hand, expecting quarter* Tyrael: it's in my pocket =P Holli: can i get it? Holli: ::cough:: i meant will you hand it to me? Umar: uh-oh...they're... alone Holli: in the hall closet *nod* Roses: *knocks on door* don't knock all the coats off the hangars! Holli: what coats? Roses: if you do, pick them up again Holli: i think roser took the coats Roses: did he? Tyrael: i see no coats Tyrael: None at all ;) Umar: didn't rosey run off with the coats? Umar: cackling madly? Tyrael: likely. Roses: Sally needed a new dress Holli: they were fuzzy...like bunnies Holli: he called me sally yesterday, you know Roses: why? Holli: i threatened sally with a pin Roses: good for you Holli: how many sallys have there been? Roses: just the one, he uses duct tape Holli: MY duct tape? Roses: yeah, he stole it Holli: damnit... Nothlit: variety is the spice of life Chris: unless it's nasty... Chris: in that case it is somewhat..less spicy... Chris: or, possibly more spicy... Nothlit: some things at Taco Bell are pretty darn spicy, but pretty darn nasty too ;-) Nothlit: Wait, please do not equate Taco Bell with sex in any way Yoda: if sex is like taco bell... Nothlit: don't go there Yoda: it's hard, crunchy, meaty, chunky, cheap, diseased, and wrapped in wax paper? Chris: all but the last one.... Roses: you can get soft tacos Nothlit: I said don't go there Yoda: too late Roses: way too late Nothlit: sadly Chris: and hopefully not diseased Yoda: in that case it's floppy, dripping with sauce, and pale white Chris: *shields eyes* Ashley: What's wrong with Taco bell Nothlit: it's like sex, apparently Ashley: it is yummy Nothlit: sex is yummy? Chris: [ SUBJECT CHANGE TIME] Nothlit: [I AGREE] Yoda: {HOW ABOUT SQUIGGLY BRACKETS} Ann Chovi *steals TAS' wizard staff* TAS: ::wonders what the wizard staff is:: TAS: ::but still wants it back:: Ann Chovi: *sings "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End"* Katherine: Look out! He's going to do the Pointy Hat Trick! TAS: ::does the pointy hat trick:: Ann Chovi: NO! TAS: ::Steals BACK the wizard stick:: Ann Chovi: *takes a picture of the pointy hat trick* Yoda: staff? Yoda: pointy hat trick? TAS: I think I've accidently gotten into something perverted without meaning to... TAS: Another humorless attempt at humor by zachy Yoda: *notices that this is the first guy to call him zachy* Roses: well, you see....he's secretly in love with you, that's why ;-) TAS: How did you know?! Ann Chovi: We are very wise. Spy network, and all that TAS: ::breaks down crying:: TAS: Sam will kill me Roses: yes, he will Roses: after Legolas nances on your head TAS: Quick, duct tape me to a tree! TAS: they won't find me Ann Chovi: *duct tapes TAS to a tree* Yoda: tas, i'll tell them about your dirty weekend with sauron Ann Chovi: *gets pointy stick* TAS: they were there TAS: they know ALL about it Roses: hey! that's a secret! Ann Chovi: I guess I should have destroyed the videotape Back |