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| "evil gin? where??" |
| These quotes are inseparable. Some are from the same chat. Some are from chats that are weeks later. But without one, you wouldn't understand the other. Well, not that you'd understand the first one, but still.. |
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Chris: how much of this kool aid stuff is it safe to drink? Chris: finishes 4th glass of kool aid Chris: ::faints:: Tyrael: of course, in reality, I am the Gingerbread Man Roses: hey, admit it: you would have loved looking for the missing gingerbread man, too Tyrael: I must admit, I would. Roses: it was fun at the time Tyrael: dude, that would be fun now! Roses: but...Tyrael...he's not real.... Tyrael: you don't know that! Tyrael: >:o Roses: after a fun trip back to kindergarten, Tyrael must now return to his normal self...oh, wait, that is his normal self.... Tyrael: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! MC: but all i need is a kiss from a toad MC: (dust bunny artillery firing in background) MC: :::while giving rose some chemical Q, MC crashes into the wall, and all are taken captive by the dust bunnies::: MC: do you, prince of dust mite, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife, in pesticide or in health.. MC: richer or poorer.. MC: 'til RAID do you part? MC: he lol-ed way too many times MC: now, if he just stuck to throwing the flowers and rice like *normal* flower girls ,this wouldn't be a problem Roses: you're the flower girl at my wedding to the king of the dust mites..don't ask, just go with it Roses: hi! I'm MC MC: hell, i'm rose :-) MC: oops MC: that should be "hello" Chris: "I'm just marrying a dust mite, grandma...go back to bed" MC: ::hands Chris basket of rice Chris: ::dumps rice on MC's head:: Nothlit: No! You're not my father! It's not truuuueeee!!!! Holli: um...I am a year younger then you...and female Cait Sith: i am your mother Cait Sith: *father!! Cait Sith: father!!!!! Cait Sith: meant father!!! Fitey: SO AM I!!!!!!! Wolf: lol, you're my mother? Holli: hah hah Katherine: Cait is a girl, Cait is a girl Cait Sith: i meant to say FATHER! Holli: roses...cait is female Roses: is he? Chris: lol...like when you found out who dies in #54 Nothlit: SOMEBODY DIES?!!?! Yoda: no, when i found out WHO dies Yoda: BEFORE i read the book Nothlit: WHO dies?!?!!! Nothlit: I loved WHO! Holli: cindy lou hoo Holli: my moms name is cindy lou Nothlit: ::yum:: roast beast Nothlit: Actually, K.A. dies. Roses: what?!! nooooooo!!!!!! Nothlit: at the end of the book she just croaked while she was writing Holli: hee hee Nothlit: I think that's why it's a cliffhanger. Nothlit: :-):-(;-):-P:-*=-O>:o8-):-$:-!:-[O:-):-\:'( :-X:-D Roses: wow, what drugs did you just take? Nothlit: my cool drugs Roses: can i have some? Nothlit: ::gives cool drugs to Roses:: Roses: yay! Roses: *goes to get some orange juice, too* Nothlit: ::doesn't tell Roses they're just sugar pills:: Roses: nothlit, you actually laughed twice, was it that funny? Nothlit: no Roses: okay Nothlit: :-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-) Dahjo: the other side of nothlit revealed... Roses: someone's been into the sugar pills again Nothlit: todd is sacred Todd: i am. . very sacred Holli: all bow down to sacred tood Nothlit: tood? Holli: yes, tood Todd: tood?! Holli: he is my pet monkey Todd: what kind of name is tood? Holli: tood means "all great one" in a sacred language Todd: oh Holli: it is also a typo Nothlit: SACRED TOOD! SACRED TOOD! SACRED TOOD! Holli: adam- slow down on the sugar intake Todd: ::looks around:: Holli: dahjo, can we sacrifice you to tood the sacred monkey? Dahjo: I sense this chat has been going on for a while... Nothlit: somebody do something controversial! Ann Chovi: :P Roses: *takes off clothes* Nothlit: ::screams:: Roses: wow Nothlit: no wait, ::gets camera:: O:-) Nothlit: ::takes off clothes:: Roses: well, that was controversial Nothlit: wasn't it? ::puts them back on:: Nothlit: <-- ginning evilly Roses: *stares at nothlit's typo* Nothlit: it wasn't a typo Nothlit: I'm making gin, evilly! Chris: hey hey Roses: I'm making gin! Roses: *laughs hysterically* Yoda: really? Chris: oh...MC...we disproved Christianity while you were gone... Chris: we're all buddhists now... Roses: i think i'm drunk, too Roses: *keeps laughing* Chris: ::hands out buddhist cigars:: Nothlit: I'm Muslim Nothlit: ::recites five pillars:: Yoda: well i'm wiccan so there!! Roses: *dances around* Yoda: you *are* drunk Roses: am I scaring you yet? MC: you guys are the eggmen MC: and i am THE WALRUS!! Roses: men? Ahem. MC: bwahahahahahahahahaha MC: yeah, even you rose Roses: i need more kleenex Chris: congratulations M(artini)C MC: i am NOT an alcoholic beverage! Chris: lol..sorry... Roses: ooh, martini...margarita! MC!!!!! WE *ARE* TWINS!!!!!! Roses: *looks strangely at Chris* Chris: ::giggles:: Roses: giggles? Nothlit: uh oh, the giggling has started Roses: i know Roses: did you pass out the gin again? Nothlit: <-- ginning like crazy Chris: hands out martinis Chris: where is martini anyway? Roses: Adam! Do that thing! TAS: that thing? Nothlit: <-- gins evilly Roses: *applauds* that was it!!! yay!!!! Roses: okay, now, Zach...what is step one? Yoda: boil water? Roses: yay! Nothlit: step one for what? Yoda: noodles Roses: I'm more evil than you realize....*evil grin* Nothlit: evil gin? where?? Ann Chovi: Todd, go to your corner! Roses: the one with the pile of shame! Ann Chovi: And the giant beetles! John: I'm gonna get sent to the corner for that, aren't I? Roses: yes! John! Go to the corner of shame! Roses: say hi to Todd when you get there John: ::Gets thrown into corner:: Ann Chovi: Don't eat the beetles! John: But I WANNA!! Roses: okay, you can eat one! John: YAY! ::Eats one:: Roses: *John explodes* Ann Chovi: *BOOM* Roses: *looks around, goes to hide in closet* Ann Chovi: There's a skeleton in there! Roses: that's okay, Ann, he's my friend John: Now, while Roses is in the closet, i'm gonna get out of the corner! MWAHAHAHAAAAAA! Katherine: *sits on John* John: ::While everyone talks about their heritage, I'm getting out of the corner!:: Roses: no! Holli: *duct tapes john to corner* Ann Chovi: *the beetles grab John* Katherine: *is still sitting on John* John: I will escape! I'm stirring up rebellion among the beetles! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!! Roses: no, the beetles are under our control, we feed them Ann Chovi: Only we can make them not explode Holli: lets get Vinnie in here, Ann Ann Chovi: He's out shopping...For lingerie Ann Chovi: Todd! Katherine: Ann! Ann Chovi: Katherine! Katherine: Nothlit! Todd: Ann! Todd: ann! Ann Chovi: Todd! Todd: ann! Ann Chovi: Toddle! Todd: annle! Ann Chovi: Toddle-Todd Todd! Todd: annle-ann ann! todd: zach! Yoda: tood! Roses: not again! Ann Chovi: Again! Ann Chovi: Todd! todd: ann! Ann Chovi: Geor-I mean, Todd! Ann Chovi: Do you know what the circumference of your head is? Roseidous: Approximately 9845km Ann Chovi: You lie Roseidous: My ego needs room Roses: what is the circumference of your head? Nothlit: I dunno Nothlit: 56 inches Nothlit: complete guess Nothlit: wow, that's a lot isn't it? Tyrael: Ooh, shiny.... Tyrael: farewell, Zachykins Tyrael: *waits to see what sort of reaction that creative spelling of Zach's name provokes* Tyrael: *slumps, at his failed joke* Holli: eric-- want me to send you a card with glitter in it? Tyrael: i get so much glitter Tyrael: they used to call me "glitterhoe" Tyrael: i felt abused. Roses: that's his new nickname Roses: glitterhoe Holli: hey sexy glitterhoe Tyrael: *slumps again* Roses: somebody go tell Rosey to pay attention to me for just a minute Tails: PAY ATTENTION TO ROSES! Roses: if he responds, I'll tell you what we're talking about..... Tyrael: me being a glitterhoe, i'd wager. Tyrael: or my not being one, rather Roses: oh, he did it? Tails: *pokes Eric* glitterhoe! Roses: yeah, that was me, I told him to call you that Tyrael: *slumps again* Tails: but you're such a CUTE glitterhoe! Roses: you said the wrong thing Ty...you will never live it down now Tyrael: i'm just going to keep slumping until i'm out of sight and you all miss me ;-) Roseidous: So, got any pillows? Roses: why? are we having a sleepover? Roseidous: No. Get one. Roseidous: Then scream in it. Roses: lol, why? Roseidous: Because it's fun! Roseidous: Curse at it, too. Roseidous: Think of it as me. Roses: i can curse at you, damn it! Roseidous: See? Point made. Roses: you're obsessed with this pillow thing Roseidous: Pillows are fun. Roses: i'm sure Roseidous: They can do so many things. Roses: i have three of my own Roses: do I want to know what they do? Roseidous: I have 7. Roseidous: Just think, you can sleep on them, you can sit on them, you can punch them, you can smack people with them, you can dress them up to entertain your lonely self, you can use them to seduce women... Roses: are you trying to seduce me right now with this pillow thing? Roseidous: No, you have to see the pillows. Feel the pillows. *Be* the pillows... Roses: oh Roses: wake up rosey! Roseidous: Erm... Roses: oh sorry, did I disturb your pillows? Roseidous: Ker.... Roseidous: Roses... Roses: yes? Roseidous: ...you should start a porn site. Roses: lol, with what? Roses: stuff you tell me? Roses: "Sink into it and feel the ice" Ann Chovi: "But don't break the ice and sink into the lake" Roses: if you sink too far, you will feel the ice Roses: okay, now what was *that* ending pose? Ann Chovi: She was hoping someone would shoot her down, end her misery Roses: I do like her costume, looks like fire on the bottom Nothlit: too bad it's not really Ann Chovi: She fell! Ann Chovi: Adam must be happy Nothlit: yay!!! Nothlit: hahahaha!!! Nothlit: fall! Roses: be nice Nothlit: trip over a chunk of ice! Back |