| We Scare Ourselves |
| "I used gopher repellant on a funny little man?" |
| Okay, so we usually understand what we're talking about. We can go back and read the quotes and know what they mean. Even if we weren't in the chat, we can get a general idea. But sometimes...even we can't tell what's going on, regardless of whether we're actually in the chat or not. That's when it gets scary... |
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Craig: rose, i was just telling everyone how i wanted to be a stripper MC: oh yes, just 'cause they do it in school makes it right Craig: I'm minoring in prostitution. TAS: and there are a lotta kids that walk around yelling "OMG LOOK AT THAT MULLET" TAS: mulletmulletmulletmulletmulletmulletmulletmulletmullet Chris: "I Married A Horse" Roses: did you? was the reception nice? MC: but i can't find my retainer Roses: did you bury it in the yard? MC: how will it ever get cleaned in the ground Roses: you should have thought of that when you put it there Roses: lol! "April watched Senna" and "a leather couch named Fozbo" ? mine wasn't funny Craig: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I WAS ABDUCTED!!!!! Craig: oh it's you guys Craig: rose, i was abducted Roses: do you ever wonder why I don't invite you to go places? Craig: and they did tests on me Roses: that's why Roseidous: Ah, nummy! Roseidous: Wait, monkey brains? I don't know about that... Roses: nummy? *shakes head sadly* Holli: <--just snorted Roseidous: ...you better have some garnish with that! It just won't work without it... Chris: I'm really an alien artificial inelligence living in area 51....I have no body Roses: oh, are you? Roses: that's interesting Chris: you're taking this awfully well... Roses: yes..well...you see, i have to confess something too Roses: i live next door to you in Area 51 Chris: ooh....you're the chicken thingy? Wolf: oo, a pony!! Roseidous: I think we should stuff Bob.... Tails: *hides in a corner* Roses: ROSEY!!! stan is NOT a weasel...didn't we already have that argument?? Wolf: i wanna ride the pony!! yay for ponies!! Tails: can i have a weasel? Roseidous: Roses, then why is it on your site he's a Weasel? Roses: he's a FERRET!!! Wolf: ooo, those are cute Tails: can i have a ferret too? Tails: I AM NOT A BALD MONKEY WHO EATS BARBIE CLOTHES!!! Wolf: you're not? Yoda: i have to get elmo back! Roses: lol, that just sounds wrong Yoda: come back elmo! I NEED YOU! Todd: what else did you think it was? Todd: a chair? Holli: ... Holli: a teddy bear Todd: . . chair Todd: . . .table napkin Tyrael: winky sounds a lot like a chair Tyrael: *nod* Todd: when i was little i used to have this silk sheet i carried everywhere named balooaloo Roses: < < retreats to corner Roses: Oh look! a spider! Roses: *eats spider* Nothlit: tasty Roses: *offers to share with adam* Nothlit: I'm gonna wear a skirt today too. Ann Chovi: Oh really Holli: really? lone: that's nice Nothlit Holli: dude, I wanna see John: Me too!... did I say that outloud? Nothlit: Yo-Yo-Yossarian Tails: hiiii! Roses: is anyone in the john, milton? Tails: *blinks* Nothlit: What happened to the Snowdens of yesteryear? Roses: hey, Adam! finish the sentence: Major Major.... Nothlit: Major Major! Nothlit: ...isn't in right now, so you can go see him. Roses: lol, yep Yoda has left the room. Roses: you can see him when he goes to lunch Yoda has entered the room. Nothlit: is there a naked man in that tree? Yoda: O_O Roses: no, but there's a dead man in yossarian's tent Tails: thats certainly a great thing to be greeted with Tyrael: *teleports to science-acceptant society* Tyrael: ack! Italy! Tyrael: *tries again* Wolf: hehe, you've been talking to him for 12 hours? Roses: and the conversation really hasn't gone anywhere Roses: we did talk about oysters Wolf: are you.... alright? Roses: no, i fear i may go insane Roseidous: I never wear jewelry. Except when I feel the need to be 'beautiful'... Roseidous: Erm, you didn't hear that last part... Roses: oh yes i did Roses: *saves more quotes* Holli: no- dahjo has a crush on me Tyrael: yeah, me too man Elfangor262: her boobs are on fire Tyrael: *looks for reaction* Holli: dahjo's boobs are on fire? Tyrael: ack! Holli: *stares at dahjo* Elfangor262: no, mrs. doubtfire's Dustin: okay... nice time to come back into the convo... "boobs on fire"? Tails: *shudder* Roseidous: Does this font make me look fat? Roseidous: My new saying: "I am my own entertainment" Roses: okay, i hypnotized a rhinocerous, did something with a staple remover to a yak,and now there are gophers? Roseidous: lol Roses: i used gopher repellant on a funny little man? Roses: okay, where's the file? Tyrael: *has urge to say "suck!"* Roses: why did you have that urge, ty? Tyrael: tourettes? *shrug* Roses: oh Roseidous: Ty is...special. Holli: ty has the urge to herbal? Tyrael: ooooh, YES! Yoda: which would explain why the plastic spoon method didn't work Ann Chovi: I don't get the spoon thing. Nothlit: I don't think I want to get the spoon thing. Roses: i get the spoon thing Holli: actually, i am curious Roses: you don't want to get the spoon thing Holli: I am a soldier captain in the nutcracker Tails: yummy Tails: i'm bob evans Tails: and i think I REALLY NEED SLEEP Tails: ding dong the witch is dead Roses: Tails, what are you eating/drinking/smoking? Tails: oooooooh....goosebump ripple wave effect.... Katherine: Snorting? Holli: nothing i gave her, i swear Roses: inhaling? Tails: only when i laugh.. Holli: *cough* Katherine: mixing? John: Yeah, Tails, what are you smoking? Ian can hook you up with some more! Tails: *gigglesnort* Tails: ooooooooooooh do they package lack of sleep nowadays? Roseidous: I made due. =o) Roses: due? Chris: do Roseidous: Yes, not quite dew, but a little like do. But definately not doo... Dustin: WOO-WOO!! hey dude, i got you a hot stripper for you wb party, too... Katherine: No Todd: mm. . emoti-strippers Katherine: I draw the line at table dancing, sorry Yoda: I must go occupy the toilet. Roses: go occupy? like get in it? Nothlit: or fall in MC: as long as the toilet isn't occupying him Nothlit: oh, yeah, and my head is growing out of my butt, but they say that's not life-threatening either Roses: wow...um.... Roses: that was an unusual thing to say Nothlit: it just came to me...in a vision or something Nothlit: or a moment of insanity Roses: Hey! Hey, Zach!! Hey!! Yoda: hey!! Roses: There's Chris!! He's back!! Right there! *points* Yoda: CHRIS! Roses: Catch him now! Yoda: I already tied him down! Yoda: but he is too slick for my ... Yoda: ::grabs thesaurus that chris took earlier:: Yoda: ::flips it open:: Roses: The ever-elusive Australian male must be tied down upon his immediate capture, or he will never be seen again.... Yoda: roight Roses: I think he was captured by the poachers Yoda: heeere's a willy big croco-doile!! Nothlit: croikey! Roses: You will never guess what I told Ann's mother today Roseidous: No, I have no money for a plastic gnome... Roses:I didn't mention Vic Roses: I was talking to Ann's mom and I didn't know it Roseidous: No, I'm not a hemogliphobic! Roses: and I said: So where's Rosey? We need him back to be the Tri-Leaders because being the Bi-Leaders just sounds really really bad Roseidous: No, I'm not secretly planning to eat your children... Roses: and she was like: "This is Laura's mom..." Roses: and I said: Oh. Roseidous: No, I don't have any sponge cake! Roses: that's too bad, sponge cake is good Roses: so how are you? Roseidous: No, I can't balance myself on my tongue. Tyrael: HI ROSES!!! Roses: *dies from shock* Roses: um...was that ty yelling like that? Roses: It was. Tyrael: LOOK AT ME!!! ENTHUSIAMS! Tyrael: ENTHUSIASM TOO!!!! Roses: more than one enthusiasm? I'm impressed Ann Chovi: Tyrael is a little excited Tails: omg, Eric, stop, its scaring me Ann Chovi: We should put him outside before he messes on the floor Tyrael: I NO MESS!!! Tyrael: YEEHEE! Roses: I'm scarred for life, Eric yelled at me Tyrael: okay, i'll stop Tails: we all know you walk the crooked line, Zach ;-) Tyrael: and it is a crooked line indeed Yoda: very crooked Tails: indeed. Tyrael: if it was supposed to be vertical, in Zach's case, it's frickin' horizontal. Chris: you mean my dreams aren't really horses? Roses: no, sorry Chris: rats Roses: No, not those either Roses: Tyrael tell the new person who you are Tyrael: i'm Tyrael. Chris: That's tyrael.. Tyrael: i have no willpower! Roses: good boy *pats on head* Chris: he says swear words ::nods:: Roses: Mr. DeFranco is dying! John: Mr. DeFranco is DEAD!!!!!! John: James Garr absorbed his soul! John: Mr. DeFranco is now james Garr! John: Fight! Fight! Fight! Roses: she's disappointed in him John: So am I! So am I! John: He was way out of line on that call! Roses: he was Roses: she works with the best John: The way they act like one big happy family... it makes him want to throw up! Roses: "We're still a team, right?' John: Er... "Right on"...? Roseidous: Big elephant...gigantic elephant...mammoth elephant!. Umar: I am so lost as to where Roser is going with this... Roses: it will never go anywhere, just wait for that Roseidous: An elephant...with a trunk... Roseidous: I want a pet tiger. Roses:there! Roses: that's what it was leading up to! Roseidous: A big pet tiger... Roses: he wants a pet tiger Roseidous: A MASSIVE tiger, a GIGANTIC tiger, a MAMMOTH tiger... Umar: ::thinks roser has snapped:: Roseidous: Zib-zib wallabee. That means "Hello, want a tiger?" in my made-up space language Umar: roser, snap out of it man! John: Agreed. he's nuts Roseidous: Nuts? That's Peinga-fooga in my language. Nothlit: yargy yargy yargy yargy yargyargyargygyarg Chris: yargy? Nothlit: indeed Nothlit: I'm yarging Chris: crazy americans... Chris: I need a random scene for my harry potter movie...any suggestions? Yoda: fluffy gets neutered Nothlit: you know Harry and Cho are going to hook up Roses: The Taco Bell dog makes a cameo appearance Nothlit: *ahem* Yoda: the taco bell dog is used to neuter fluffy Nothlit: *ahem* Yoda: look, adam can clear his throat! Chris: i think adam wants to say something... Chris: oh, btw, veggie tales are evil too.. Ann Chovi: That cucumber is so evil... Roses: not Bob and Larry! Ann Chovi: Yes, Larry! Ann Chovi: They are obviously involved in an inapropriate relationship! Roses: Bob and Larry? TAS: The don't have... TAS: ...feet Roses: Well....there *is* that shower scene where Larry's looking for his hairbrush..... Ann Chovi: Have you ever looked at the shape of Larry? TAS: He looks like a... a... pickle Roses: he's a *cucumber*! they all look like that! Chris: Tinky-Winky's antenna is a TRIANGLE pointing down: The triangle in its multiple forms has been pictured in symbols and rituals around the world, from European alchemy to the sexual rites of Tantric Buddhism." Chris: Tinky Winky is all about tantric buddhism..*nod* Back |