| Chapter 1 - Roseidous The final bell rang to dismiss classes for the day. Roseidous was participating in his normal after school activity: Detention. Today he, Holli, and Tyrael were in detention for the commotion they caused in the hallway. Unfortunately, the other people involved, TAS-man, and Cait Sith, were nowhere to be found. "Hey Rosey!" Holli called, as she hurried into the otherwise empty classroom. "Are you talking to me?" Roseidous says in his studly, debonair way. He spots Holli running towards him, arms spread wide for an incoming hug. "Erm...fire in the hole!" Roseidous ducks, covering his ears, as he tosses a pen to the ground. Tyrael arrives just in time with the lawn chairs and popcorn. "Ah, good, you made it!" Roseidous stands up, relieved. They set up the lawn chairs, ease themselves into them with a hardy sigh, and pass the popcorn back and forth between themselves, as Holli tried to pick up the pre-greased pen. Tyrael and Roseidous grin at each other, a high-five signaling their satisfaction. "Dern pen, why can't I pick it up??" Holli says, exasperated at each attempt. Leading to yet another fumble of the pen. She looks up to catch a glimpse of the wide-eyed Tyrael. Yet for some reason, his eyes didn't meet up with hers. "Tyrael, so nice to see you. I am in a bit of a predicament here...this pen; I can't seem to pick it up. Can you help me?" Holli bats her eyes, using her womanly charm as best she can. Tyrael doesn't notice, but what he does see is convincing enough. He nods, eyes still wide, and rises to help. Roseidous, on the other hand, remains in the lawn chair with nothing to do....as the vixen Holli had used her 'magic powers' to place a blindfold over his un-impure eyes. "How'd it get dark so quickly?" Roseidous scratches his head, confused. "Hey, wha...what's this thing on my head? Oh, that's just my nose. Hmmm, it's kinda itchy...on the inside. Well, since it's so dark, no one will see..." Holli, Tyrael, and an anonymous crowd see it all. "Eeeeww!!" they all say in unison. "Huh, what?" Roseidous moves his head left to right, looking for the source though the blindfold hinders that possibility. "Who said that? Come on! I was only scratching!" "Sure you were..." Holli says, still trying to pick up the pen. "Why is it so dang dark?! Did the power go out? Tyrael, can you see anything?" "Er...what?" Tyrale was more than distracted at the moment, 'helping' Holli pick up the pen. "Gosh dern it! What's going on?!" Roseidous bolts up...then falls back down into the lawn chair. "Man these things are death-traps!" His second attempt proves successful, and so Roseidous begins walking around, completely blind, trying to find the reason why it was so 'dark.' BAMM!! "OW! What the hell was that?!" Roseidous stands next to a light pole, rubbing his head. Holli tried to contain her laughter, but Roseidous catches a whiff of it none the less. "What're you laughing at, Pen Girl? You didn't see anything!" Roseidous scoffs, trying to maintain whatever dignity still remained. Suddenly, Roseidous' belt comes undone, and his pants drop to his ankles. Holli, paralyzed from the sight while crouching for the pen, can't bring herself to say anything. Tyrael, who had been 'distracted' the entire time, actually notices Holli's face long enough to see the stunned and horrified expression plastered on her face. "What?" Tyrael asks, looking in the direction Holli was frozen in. "AAHH!! Oh, GOD! What the hell?! That's more than what I ever wanted to see!" Tyrael collapses, convulsing. "What's wrong, Tyrael?" Roseidous asks. "Oh, yeah, I sorta forgot to wear underwear today. Luckily, it's dark, so I'm sure you didn't see anything." Holli manages to say, "I wish that was so...I really wish that was so..." << The Sagas Back to Home Chapter 2>> |