| Chapter 8 - Roses Finally growing tired of waiting for TAS-man and Cait Sith to rescue her, and of waiting on Tyrael and Roseidous to realize that while they had survived being deleted, she had not, Roses decided to disentangle herself from Roseidous' hair. She jumped to the floor and began yelling. "Do you KNOW what I've been doing? I have to rewrite this entire research paper AND study for my finals AND figure out why vectors are written with thought-speech symbols, AND...oops, wrong subject." Upon realizing that everyone had lost interest in the middle of her sentence, Roses turned around and slapped Roseidous, who was once again talking to the dead bunny about evil plans. "How dare you talk to that dead bunny about evil plans! I am your partner! I started this whole thing! Why must you talk to the dead bunny instead of bringing me back to life! And, more importantly, why, why, WHY did you not notice that I got tangled in your hair when we got deleted?!? Oh, and those supermodel clones? They have to go." Roseidous stared for a few seconds, then resumed his conversation with the dead bunny. Roses sighed and turned to Tyrael. "And Tyrael! You didn't bring me back to life, either! You will be punished. I might decide to make it winter forever. No more "springsummershirts" for you. Oh, wait, I thought of something better...Repeat after me: Math is fun, Math is fun.." Tyrael started repeating "Math is fun, Math is fun..." Oh good, thought Roses, the evil programming is still in effect. Roses then looked up to see Crayak hovering. "Crayak! You're the fourth dimensional being here! Why didn't YOU rescue me? You could have done it at any time, you know!" Suddenly, Roses noticed Holli. "Oh, and Holli. It's all your fault, isn't it? They couldn't think about me because they were busy thinking about you. You seem to have some sort of power over them. You make them forget anything except pens. You use this power for evil purposes. I like evilness, I am evil. Shall we work together and rule over the entire male species? That would be fun...and evil." < |