| Chapter 18 - Tyrael "Hey Nothlit, where'd you get these glasses? They're really cool!" Tyrael exclaimed, walking around like a blind man. Actually, he WAS effectively blind - the glasses distorted everything around him. "Hey! Weren't you possessed by a Mom?" "Ummm, maybe?" Suddenly, Tyrael heard the TVs in the store come on, and screams from his compadres. "Hi, my name is Jake..." he heard, playing in the background. As though sent through a crappy sattelite. Maybe one that was bought on a budget allowance. He knew this was the girls' doing. The others were likely incapaciatated, it was up to him to destroy the TVs. Unfortunately, he ran into the "Windows XP 2002 Beta for Dummies!" stand, and fell to the ground in a heap. In a laws-of-physics-defying stroke of luck, one of the books flew into the air and knocked the TV off of it's stand. It fell to the ground and blew up, causing all the rest of the TVs to blow up. "Hmmm, that doesn't really make any sense..." Josh commented. "Shuttup!" the rest of them hissed. "Hey, is that a bass drum?" << Chapter 17 Back to Home Chapter 19>> |