| Holli's Camp Journal |
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Day One Dear Diary, Today was the first day of camp Milk and Cookies. Me and my friends, Tyrael and Tails, got introduced to the counselors and all the activities. Camp is going to be so much fun. First there is Roses, she is the senior camp counselor and camp director. She makes sure the camp is kept running-- and yells at Roseidous. Roseidous is another counselor- he isn't very bright. Roses says that if we ever hear a strange sing at night- it is most likely Rosey out in a row boat in the middle of the lake singing to a dead bunny. I think Rosey is weird…especially since he tried to flirt with tails, me, AND Tyrael…and is also in a relationship with a blow up doll. The next counselor is Ann, she is the co director and runs the mess hall. She says our foods are vitamin enriched- among other things. Also- she spends a lot of time in this room that says "counselors only." Rosey says that we cant go in there cuz there are lots of computers and all- Roses slapped him. I don't think he was suppose to tell us that. There is also Vinnie; he runs all the extracurricular activities. He teaches singing, and dancing and art and drama…and also how to assassinate. He told us about the coalmines-- I don't know what those are, but he talks about them and when he does Rosey gets scared. Finally, there are the supermodel clones. They teach gym and swimming…but only for Rosey and Tyrael. I don't realty think Rosey is suppose to take that class…but every day he gets on his leopard print Speedo and walks down to the lake gets taught to swim. Roses says that swimming was originally taught by Vinnie, but Rosey pleaded for them to change it…so the super models gave up teaching singing and dance and Vinnie switched his gym and swimming classes. This camp is going to be very interesting… ...Very interesting. Oh! One more thing: since there are only three campers-- we get to sleep in the same cabin. Roseidous is our cabin counselor though…but tails says that we will be able to play jokes on him. Tails is so evil sometimes-- that's why we are friends. Day Two Dear diary, I have to tell you this before I forget. Tails, Tyrael, and I spent the night telling Roseidous ghost stories. The poor man looked like he was going to pee his pants! After we finished, he spent the rest of the night huddled in a corner with his blanky and deceased bunny. It wasn't until a few minutes ago; when Ann and roses came in the cabin to wake us up did he leave the corner. Then, the two of them pretended to yell at us, until Rosey left. Once he did (for his swimming lessons), the two of them gave us high fives, and said we did a very evil thing. I think doing evil things is good in this camp…heh heh heh. Dear diary, its later now, Today was even more interesting then yesterday. After a nutritious breakfast, Tails and I had our first class, Seduction. Tyrael missed the class though; he and Rosei-boy went swimming in the lake, their loss. Anyway, here is what happened: Vinnie was a little late for class, so we had to wait for a few minutes. Ann and Roses both came into the room giggling, they told us that they saw Vinnie in the hallway. We were a bit confused, until the man walked into the room. Here, let me help you picture this: Think of a guy, tanned, with scars all on his face. He looks basically like a criminal. He is really muscular and built, and in very good shape. Now, put him in a light blue, low cut blouse…so he looks like a rich pirate. Next, add a blond wig, shoulder length hair, and a black miniskirt. Finally, add in the fishnet stockings and stilettos. That is what Vinnie looked like. Now we know why he was late… From that point on, it was all downhill for Vinnie. He was attempting to show us how to lean over with just the right amount of cleavage showing to tease a guy, and make him want more. The thing is though, Vinnie's cleavage consisted of two water balloons filled with vanilla pudding. Ann and Roses were hysterical, and finally Vinnie took out his vanilla boobs and through them at Roses and Ann, covering them with the pudding. "That's it, you teach this class!" He yelled as he yanked off the wig, "I am gonna go shoot something in the woods, reclaim what you two stole!!" This only caused all of us to laugh even harder, Vinnie grunted and stormed off. Then Roses stood up, and between giggles. Told Tails and me that we had free time until lunch. So then, the two of us went looking for Tyrael. He was still taking swimming classes-- or rather Rosei was pretending to drown so the clones would rescue him, while a rabid goose chased Ty. Tails and I had to rescue him, but not before the goose goosed his bum! Poor Ty, by the time we had rescued him it was lunchtime, so we all headed towards the cafeteria for a vitamin enriched meal… Actually, it was hot dogs-- but Ann reminded us that it was special camp hot dogs. After lunch we went for a hike with Vinnie, who was in his regular clothes again, and then we went back to the camp for arts and crafts. Tails paint a picture of Tyrael in handcuffs, I sketched a picture of both Roseidous and Tyrael in chains, Tyrael drew a flower, and Rosei-boy painted a pink rabbit. I still don't know why Rosei was in that class, but roses and Ann laughed at him and he stormed off to the counselors lounge with his blow up doll. I will leave it at that. Afterwards, we all went for a second hike to a campfire in the woods. Again, we got to tell ghost stories, and Rosei got scared again. Vinnie told a really scary story about a bear that ate people names Roseidous…I think that one scared Rosei the most. Finally, it was time for bed…Rosei didn't sleep in our cabin this night. He switched with roses. Roses is a lot more fun then Roseidous, she stayed up talking with the group of us about taking over the world. But then again, it is a lot more fun tormenting poor Rosei boy…a lot. * Evil grin* Day Three Dear Diary, Scavenger hunts are fun. Well, not exactly the scavenger hunt-- but other things such as poor Tyrael. I don't really think the scavenger hunt was part of the cuirrculum- but we were sent to search for a lost stilletto and stockings none the less. It is strange though, where we found them. Er, rather Tyrael found them. I believe he was seeking revenge on the goose that goosed him yesterday and found a goose dwelling. Very carefully, Tyrael made wild goose calls as he entered the goose dwelling, explainging how Roseidous had taught him this. (the calls sounded like a large frog being stepped upon by an elephant). Anyway, no more then 5 minutes later Tyrael came screaming out of the goose dwelling. It turns out, it was not a goose dwelling- but rather a grizzly bears home! Me and Tails sat down on some stones and watched tyrael being chased by the bear. Billy Jo soon joined us, and brought a bag of popcorn (Billy Jo is a security guard- he is a squirrel). You know- I almost feel bad for not telling Tyrael how bears can climb trees...almost. Tyrael went scrambling up the tree, the grizzly close behind- and what do you know, he found the stilletto and the fish net stockings in a birds nest! Tyrael quickly grabbed the shoe and threw it at the grizzly, causing it to fall from the tree. Billy Jo ran up to the bear and as it clumsily got up, they slapped each other high five. Billy later explained he had a video camera set up- he was entering this video in america's funniest home videos for the 5 thousand dollar prize. About an hour later, Tyrael came back down the tree, but only after Tails explained that she had a gingerbread cookie for him. There was no gingerbread cookie. Soon, we were on our way back to camp- Tyrael grumbling about his cookie, but he brightened up when we told him that Ann had made some oreos. Once returned, Ann and Roses informed us of another camp close by, a boy scout camp! Me and Tails grinned, thinking of the possibilities. Roses told us that we could test our skills on them- only after completing a secret mission. Speaking of testing skills- I forgot to mention neither me, Tails, nor Tyrael have seen Roser all day. I bet he is in the counselor's lounge with his blow up doll again...tsk tsk. After a nutritious lunch, it as time for our exciting secret mission: Infiltrate camp Porkchops and Applesauce and recieve the secret ingredient used in thier applesauce. The adventure was very- interesting *evil grin* Tails and I easily got past security, thanks to the tricks Vinnie taught us but, Tyrael had a bit of trouble. He tried the very same tricks and was immediatly sent away from the camp- I wonder why. He sulked on a big rock in front of the camp; Billy Jo tried to confort him. Meanwhile, Tails and I had located the kitchen and were planning our plan. We decided the best, and most fun, way to infiltrate the kitchen was through the ventilating system, even though we easily could have gotten in through the back door. But anyway- we snuck into one of the cabins where several boy scouts sat playing poker. Tails and I almost joined them- if they changed it to strip poker- but then rememebred our duties. We waved goodbye as we climbed into the ventilation system and searched for the kitchen. Conveniantly, Tails had a map- so it didn't take us that long to find it. Once above the kitchen, we found that there was a cooking lesson being held. 20 or so campers and one counselor were crowded around a stew pot filled with applesauce. Tails made a remark which I choose not to repeat- for the sake of the children. After a few moments- I had an idea. One of us could create a diversion while the other searched for the ingredient. Tails volunteered to be the diversion, as she stared at the campers. I agreed- though that one eagle scout was pretty cute. And so, the two of us hopped down from the vent and Tails walked over to the crowd of boys. I don't know what she did as a diversion- but I am pretty sure it involved a firearm...meanwhile, I was busy searching for the ingredient. It took me a while- but eventually I found it on top of a counter labeled "Secret Ingredient." Those boy scouts are so sly...As I grabbed the bottle, I heard Tails scream "run!!" And the two of us took off for the exit- where we met up with Tyrael. And so concludes our secret mission. Well, one of them anyway. Tails told me that she has planned a new mission tonight. But I will talk about that tommorrow. |