| Tails's Camp Journal |
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Day One Well, journal, its my first day at Camp Cookies and Milk. I've made two new friends so far, Holli and Tyrael. They're both really kewl. Holli's a lot like me, just plain evil. Ty's a bit lacking up above, but his sexiness more than makes up for it. The counselors are pretty neat, too. Roses and Ann let us get away with anything, and so does Vinnie. Rosei just doesn’t pay any attention to us, except to flirt. We can use that, later. Today we looked around the camp and got familiar with eachother and our mission in life: To someday become Supreme Tri-Leaders of the world. Roses told me and Holli that we have enough evilness between us to take over Earth three times. I don’t know whether to be proud or just plain scared. I really enjoyed the assassination lessons. Who would've known it was that easy to break Rosei's back? Vin promised to show us subterfuge and, for us girls, seduction tomorrow. I hope I get to practice on Ty first. Ann served us "vitamin-filled" cookies and milk today for lunch. I thought it was weird, but I cant complain. We had some really...different...lime jello for dessert. Rosei fixed it, I think, because I could've sworn I saw a rabbit hair in mine. I stopped eating after that. Its getting kind of late. Ty, Holli, and me have to share a cabin with that weirdo, Roseidous. I'm so glad I brought my torture kit. Maybe I can ask Ann for some syrup later, if she isnt in that "Counselors Only" room. Before Roses slapped him, Rosei said there were a bunch of computers and tracking devices in there. I wonder if I can sneak in some night? Maybe that’s where they keep the "unclassified material" Vinnie keeps talking about. I cant wait for tomorrow. Sweet dreams, to everyone but Roseidous! Day Two Day 2: Morning Ugh, I'm tired. Holli, Ty, and me were up all night telling the scariest (and corniest) ghost stories we could think of to Rosei. After the other two dozed off, I sat up staring at him as he huddled in the corner with a blanket and his bunny. Rosei's started walking the other way as fast as he can whenever I get near. I wonder why? Ehehe.. We're going swimming with the clones and Rosei, as lifeguard. I cant wait to see his reaction when he puts on his water wings….And they don’t stay inflated. Holli and Roses think I'm evil? They don’t know the half of it. Whelp, better go, Rosei's about to jump in the deep end. Day 2: Nighttime What an interesting day. I want nothing more than to "accidentally" fall asleep with Ty as a pillow, but tonight I'm gonna sneak into the Counselors Only room. I got a peek earlier as Ann left. They have the KEWLEST computers!! I think some of them control surveillance to a space ship. There's a lot more to this camp than anyone lets on. I'll write about what I find once I get back. TTFN! |