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Roseidous: So convenes the mighty Tri-Rulers! Ann Chovi: So...how shall we take over the world? Roses: not jello Roseidous: >=o) Roseidous: Cookies! Ann Chovi: Coolies! Roses: okay Roseidous: Everyone now, laugh! Bwahahahaa!! Ann Chovi: BWHAHAHAHAHA. *cough* Roses: *gets out cough drops* Roseidous: (as the Tri-Rulers, we all have to laugh at the same time) Roses: but...I'm the oldest Roseidous: Yes, and here are your Depends... Roses: and I'm female...that means that I definitely rule over you, Roseidous Roseidous: LOL Ann Chovi: I agree! Roseidous: Well, maybe that might be so, but the contract CLEARLY states that I am ahead of you all... Ann Chovi: Unless you have an...accident. Roses: Coal mines? Roseidous: Coal mines? Ann Chovi: Coal mines. Roseidous: Well, I'm off! Roseidous: *trots off to the mines* Roses: have fun! Ann Chovi: No matter what you heard, Vinnie's nickname is not the Butcher Roseidous: Why'd you do that?! Roses: *pours milk down the sink* Roses: why? Roses: because we're smarter than you Ann Chovi: We are older and wiser. Roseidous: And a gallon of fresh, lactose-tolerable milk... Roses: milk-free milk? Roseidous: As my apology, here's a baseball cap for eat of you Ann Chovi: Have an Oreo. Roses: eat of you? that doesn't sound good Roseidous: *a large metal pole and wires stud the ball-caps* Roseidous: Ooh, an Oreo... Roseidous: *eats it* Ann Chovi: I hate baseball. You can keep it! Roseidous: Okay, I'll have it, then *puts on cap* Roseidous: *Suddenly!* Roseidous: *Roseidous' muscles grow huge, and his brain bulges* Roseidous: Cool, so the Muscle Oreos and Intelligence Cap works! Roseidous: ...I can finally know what women think!! Roseidous: ................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHH!!!! Roses: so what am I thinking? Roseidous: THE HORROR!!!!! Roseidous: I can't take it!!! Roseidous: *throws off ball cap and steps on it* Roses: that's what you get for experimental technology Ann Chovi: Why would thinking about banana slugs be horrible? Roses: Have a good trip! Ann Chovi: Bye! We'll...um..see you! Roseidous: *wheels his wheelchair (from the broken back) onto the plane to the coal mines* Roses: don't feel that you have to come back too soon! Roseidous: *halfway on the flight* Hey! We don't have any coal mines!! Roseidous: *inside the bathroom of the plane* Roseidous: AAAHHH!! Roseidous: *Vinnie dunks Roseidous' head in the toilet again* Roses: What is Vinnie doing? I said kill him, not kiss him.... Ann Chovi: Vinnie! Roseidous: "Sorry, I did that." Vinnie says Roseidous: "Gross." Roseidous: "I know. It's a habit." Roses: Scrabble maybe? Roses: ooh, i got it Roses: Monopoly Roseidous: *four years later, Roseidous comes back with his volley-ball friend* Ann Chovi: So, now you've got all the properties and hotels on every one, and you run the bank, and I'm in jail. Ann Chovi: I stink at Monopoly. Roseidous: *Thows a bunch of tiny plastic houses at Ann* Roses: *sigh* Roses: you're in for it now Roseidous: *Ann, ducks, and they hit Roses* Ann Chovi: *picks up shoe and throws it back at Roseidous* Roseidous: *grabs game board and blocks it* Ann Chovi: *tips over table and hides behind it* Roseidous: *throws money at Roses* Roseidous: Dern...that Tyrael gets all the action... Roseidous: I should do something about him... Roses: yes, because he doesn't hit people with shoes Roses: *grabs Rosey's volley ball and threatens to throw it in the fire* Roseidous: Noooo!! Not, er, what's-his-name!!! Roses: *throws it at Roseidous instead and knocks him out* Roseidous: *Roseidous wakes up hours later, to find himself tied to a bed* Ann Chovi: *goes over to Roseidous and hits him with little shoe* Roseidous: Clones! Help! *the clones rush in, and tie Roses and Ann to the bed* Roseidous: Now who's the leader, huh? >=o) Ann Chovi: But I remember getting elected to be leader. Roses: now we're all tied to the bed? Ann Chovi: What purpose does that serve Roseidous: Yeah, I guess so... Roseidous: *the clones laugh* Roses: yeah, now what? Roses: sigh Ann Chovi: Why does this always happen? Roses: i don't know Roses: it what we get for working with Roseidous I suppose Roseidous: See? Had you not tied me to the bed, I could help you right now! Ann Chovi: Had you not callen in the clones, we wouldn't be in this mess! Roses: i just told someone I was tied to a bed with you Roseidous: LOL Roses: and she asked if we were *coughcyberingcough* Roseidous: LOLOL Ann Chovi: LOL! Roses: i said...um...no Roseidous: "So, what should we do over the next few hours?" *wink, wink* Roses:i'm going to take a nap Roseidous: "I think I have something stuck in my eye..." Roses: well, it's not like we can get it out...we're tied up here Ann Chovi: "Oops! How did my watch knife get there?" Roseidous: AAAAHHH!! I'm blind!!! Roseidous: 3 Roseidous: 2 Roseidous: 1 Roseidous: ... Roseidous: BEEP!! Roseidous: KA-BOOOMMM!!! Roses: popcorn's done! Roseidous: Yay! Roseidous: And so the story ends with Ann, Roses, and the blinded Roseidous all eating popcorn...The En Roseidous: d Roses: the en....d Roses: and so ends the first tri-leaders meeting Roseidous: While I'm off conquering the World...hehe... Roses: *raises glass of milk* and here's to many more Roseidous: Lol Ann Chovi: We have accomplished mush..I mean much. Roses: more like mush Ann Chovi: That's what it looks like Roseidous: Mush is good... Roseidous: It's soft, no need for chewing! Roses: that's..um...good? Roseidous: Yeah! We're old, remember? Roses: oh, that's right Ann Chovi: I like banana mush Roseidous: Oh, that's right, you don't...we'old... Roseidous: Chow for now! Roses: bye! Ann Chovi: Bye! Roseidous has left the room. Roses: *bangs gavel* the meeting has adjourned Ann Chovi: *picks up jacket and stretches* Roses: see you in the other IM box? Ann Chovi: Okay! Back |