| Tri-Leader Quotes |
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Roseidous: Sheeza! Looky how crowded it is in here! Roseidous: I wanted to come talk to myself, but look, now you've all ruined that dream! Ann Chovi: It is truly shattered Roses: It is very crowded for a secret meeting AnnaChovi: Roseidous, did you have to bring that? Roseidous: To get anything done in a secret meeting, there should be only two people, with one person absent. Ann Chovi: But then the other person doesn't know we're talking about him. Ann Chovi: Or her Roseidous: Oh, so your first instinct was a 'him'? Roses: *bangs gavel* This meeting is called to order! Ann Chovi: Um... Roseidous: And, seeing as how there's only one 'him' in the Tri-Leaders... Roseidous: *squints his eyes in distrust* Ann Chovi: But we have secret chats about you all the time! Roses: order people, order! Roseidous: *has Roses' gavel* Roses: do you want the pepperoni or not? Ann Chovi: Pepperoni! Roseidous: Not I Roseidous: Said the fly Roseidous: He's allergic Roses: you stole it? give it back! Roseidous: *hides the gavel* Roseidous: You'll never find it! Roseidous: Or, if you do, you'll never want to touch it again! Ann Chovi: ...where did you hide it? Roseidous: Hehe... Ann Chovi: Oh dear Roses: eww! Roseidous: *sits uncomfortably in his chair* Roses: don't tell Bubba, he'll be jealous Ann Chovi: *ahem* Roseidous: C'mon ask me! Ask me! Roseidous: "Why, is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Ann Chovi: But you just said that Roses: actually, it's my whip in my pocket, watch out Ann Chovi: I can't repeat you Ann Chovi: *takes out pointy stick* Here it is! Roseidous: Don't take your stick out of your pants ever again! Ann Chovi: It's made of oak Roses: so it's a big stick! Roseidous: I don't care how hard it is, keep it away from me! Ann Chovi: And it's pointy! Ann Chovi: Look! Roses: yay! Roseidous: Ack! Ann Chovi: *pokes Roseidous* Roseidous: Don't do that when I'm bending over to tie my shoes! Ann Chovi: Hee, hee! Roses: *looks at Ann, do it again* Ann Chovi: *pokes Roseidous again* Roseidous: You're freakin' me out, man! Ann Chovi: I think Roseidous fell asleep Roses: well, the nice warm fire made him sleepy Ann Chovi: We should tie him up Roses: okay Roses: *gets rope* Ann Chovi: *gets the duct tape* Roseidous: *is currently in a state of rigormortis* Roses: oh, he died? Ann Chovi: Apparently Roseidous: *a sharp stick protrude from his chest* Roses: Ann! did you do that?! Ann Chovi: Huh, I guess pointy stick are fatal. Ann Chovi: It's on fire, too Roseidous: *is cooked from the inside* Roses: I think he's tricking us, it's a fake Ann Chovi: I think you're right Roses: *pours water on Rosey* Roses: *ice water* Ann Chovi: *sits on Roseidous* Roseidous: *chest caves in* Roses: no! Roseidous: *crrrruuuncchhh* Roses: it's a fake Roseidous! Ann Chovi: *gasp* Roses: it's made of paper mache! Roseidous: *has eaten all the pizza* Roses: *turns around* Ann Chovi: The real one's going to jump out at us... Roseidous: Mwahaha! Ann Chovi: Ack! Roses: Rosey! You didn't share that! Ann Chovi: He stole the pizza money! Roses: duck! the pizza guy will throw a brick through the window! Ann Chovi: *ducks* Roses: *bricks hits Roseidous, who is not paying attention* Ann Chovi: That's going to leave a mark Roseidous: *is dead on the floor...again* Ann Chovi: He seems to die a lot Roses: *performs CPR as practice for her class on Monday* Ann Chovi: He's still not awake Roseidous: *is currently eating the secret extra pizza Roses got with the Pizza Boy* Roseidous: That's Bubba! Roseidous: Dressed up as me! Ann Chovi: Bubba Bad Touch! Roseidous: *Bubba wakes up and kisses back* Ann Chovi: Bubba! Get off her! Roseidous: She loves ya, man! Go get her! Roses: poke him with the stick! Ann Chovi: *pokes Bubba* Roses: poke Rosey, not Bubba! Roses: *kicks Bubba* Ann Chovi: Oh, ooops Ann Chovi: *pokes Roseidous, but not hard enough to impale him* Roseidous: *Bubba interprets all this as Ann coming onto Roseidous and Roses coming onto Bubba. Bubba takes the action all penguins know when someone comes on to you...* Roseidous: *Bubba is outraged he was lied to by his love, as there was no food outside. So instead, he ate the mailman* Ann Chovi: Not Mr. Packard! Roses: What was Mr. Packard bringing today? Roseidous: *Bubba lunges at Roses* Roses: *Roses ducks* Roseidous: Bubba: QUAAAACK!!! Ann Chovi: Mr. Packard had those explosives... Roses: who ordered those? Holli? Roseidous: *Bubba falls off a conveniently placed cliff, and keeps falling, quacking all the way* Roseidous: We are in my Evil Fortress, which is on a rocky island in the middle of the ocean... Ann Chovi: This is the place you call the Fortress of Love, right? Ann Chovi: *backs away* Roses: *notices the shag carpet and beanbag chairs* Ann Chovi: Why is that couch spinning around? Roses: mood lighting, too? you redecorated! Ann Chovi: Oh look, and abstract painting! Ann Chovi: Oh, that's not abstract... Ann Chovi: *shudder* Roses: what is that person doing in that picture? Roseidous: He's... Roseidous: ...and she's.... Roseidous: They're... Roseidous: ...helping each other... Ann Chovi: Bake cookies Roseidous: Yeah...to...umm...get dressed! Roses: To get dressed to go bake cookies Roseidous: Yeah... Roseidous: And then give them to the orphanage... Roses: that's a very nice picture, then Ann Chovi: The kitty cat in the background is creepy, though Roses: is pink a normal color for eyes? Ann Chovi: It's normal for the eyes of demons Roses: that cat is going to steal the cookies for the orphans! Roses: *turns away from picture* Roses: where did he go now? Roseidous: *is off in another room* Roseidous: *Barry White can be heard playing off in the distance* vAnn Chovi: That song... Roses: someone has no taste in music Ann Chovi: My dad has a Barry White record... Roses: hey, Ann, let's redecorate the kitchen while he's gone! Ann Chovi: Okay! Roses: let's paint it.....yellow! Roses: he needs some light in here Ann Chovi: Glow in the dark yellow! Roses: oh, and let's paint some flowers in it, too Ann Chovi: Pink ones Roses: psychadelic ones to match the carpet Ann Chovi: Oooh Roses: yeah baby! Ann Chovi: And some mushrooms Roses: now let's find the kitchen! Ann Chovi: All right! Roses: the door's over here! Roses: but it's locked! Roses: I *wonder* what we can do to amuse ourselves until he gets back Roses: do you still have your stick? Ann Chovi: And you've got your whip Roses: yep! Ann Chovi: Yay! Roses: let's play that new game Roses: you know, where we do that thing Ann Chovi: Oh, that's a fun game Ann Chovi: But we don't have any cool whip Roses: hmmm...we do have to have cool whip Roses: *wanders over to wall* Roses: I wonder what this button does Ann Chovi: Push it! Roses: are you sure? Roses: maybe we should step back....push it with the stick Ann Chovi: What is the worst it could do? Ann Chovi: *pushes the button with the stick* Roses: it's probably how he got out of here without opening the door Ann Chovi: ah Roses: but I don't think I want to end up where he is Ann Chovi: Look, something's happening! Roses: those beanbag chairs are moving! Ann Chovi: The painting is dancing! Roses: ooh...how do they do that? Roses: *stares* Ann Chovi: The painting is different now Ann Chovi: Look at the cat! Ann Chovi: He has a cookie in his mouth Roses: what kind? Ann Chovi: An Oreo Roses: of course Ann Chovi: And now he's changing again Ann Chovi: Ack! Ann Chovi: He's changing into Roseidous! Roses: *covers eyes* Roseidous: Who wants Kool-Aid! Ann Chovi: Who wants Oreos? Roses: where did he get Kool-Aid? Ann Chovi: He ordered in Ann Chovi: The Kool-Aid Man brought it Roseidous: From McKool-Aid's Ann Chovi: There's one of those being built on the moon Roseidous: Yes, right next to a Chucky Cheese's. Roses: really? Roseidous: Yeah Roses: Ann! let's go! Roses: can your spaceship fly to the window? Ann Chovi: It can try Ann Chovi: But we can't leave Roseidous here Roses: I'm not gonna go get him Ann Chovi: Who will win the prizes? Ann Chovi: Roseidous! If you don't get out here right now we're going to leave without you! Ann Chovi: *waits* Roses: *Barry White music starts playing again* Ann Chovi: Oh dear Roses: let's leave now Ann Chovi: *pushes the button to call the spaceship* Ann Chovi: *the spaceship crashes into the window* Roses: oops Ann Chovi: *the spaceship bounces off* Roses: *opens window* Ann Chovi: Those are spaceship-proof windows Roses: i'm glad Ann Chovi: *spaceship flies in open window* Roseidous: Man, who left the heater on? It's boiling in here! Roses: *gets in* Roseidous: Hmm...that gives me an idea... Ann Chovi: *gets in the spaceship* Roseidous: *starts cooking an egg on table* Ann Chovi: To infinity, and beyond! Roses: up, up, and away! Ann Chovi: *spaceship doesn't start up* Roses: sigh Ann Chovi: Not again AnnChovi: Let me see what's wrong with it... Roses: okay Ann Chovi: It looks like someone fried an egg on the engine. There's gunk all over. Ann Chovi: The robots are going to have to take a while to clean it Roses: *gets out* Roseidous: Robots? Uh-oh... Roseidous: You mean, those were for repairing? Roseidous: I kinda... Ann Chovi: You killed my robots! Roseidous: Well, I was cooking my egg, you see... Ann Chovi: You killed them! Roseidous: And suddenly, these robots come after me! Ann Chovi: Those were my robots! Roseidous: I thought they wanted to steal my egg! Ann Chovi: Mine! Roses: *ducks* Roseidous: So, protecting my food, I kinda zapped 'em all. They just kept coming! Ann Chovi: Robots don't eat eggs! Ann Chovi: All of them? Ann Chovi: There were fifty of them! Roseidous: Yes, they tried repairing the ones I shot Ann Chovi: That's what they do! Roseidous: And so I shot them in turn, and more came to repair that one Roseidous: There's a huge pile of them right over there.... Ann Chovi: And you killed them! Roseidous: *points* Ann Chovi: *kicks pile of dead robots* Roses: this is just wonderful Ann Chovi: Now we're stuck with Barry White and shag carpet Roses: wait! isn't there cool whip in the spaceship? Roseidous: *Bubba enters the room wearing one of Roseidous's speedos* Ohh yeah, Bubba man, you've got style! Roseidous: Bubba: Quack quack. Ann Chovi: There is cool whip there! Roses: *jumps in, locks door* Roses: get in Ann! Ann Chovi: The door's locked! Roses: *opens door* Roseidous: *Both Bubba and Roseidous look at the girls* So, what ever shall we do now...it's late at night...we're not going anywhere... Ann Chovi: *jumps in the spaceship* Roses: Ann and I will be in here, by ourselves Roses: *locks door* Roseidous: But, there's no bathroom in there! Ann Chovi: We've got cool whip, and a pointy stick... Roseidous: Or food. Roses: *giggles* Ann! that's cold! Roses: there is a kitchen in here Roseidous: No, Bubba was in there awhile ago. Roseidous: It isn't a kitchen anymore... Roses: and a bathroom, remember, you used it on the way to the moonbase last time Roses: but we still have cool whip Ann Chovi: *sigh* Is there nothing of mine you don't destroy?! Roseidous: Bubba used that too, after the kitchen... Roseidous: Oh Cool Whip? As in the stuff you eat? Roses: Ann! Get this stuff off of me! Got a towel? or you wanna lick it off again? Roseidous: I thought you meant a whip that was cool! Ann Chovi: Well, both, actually Roseidous: As in pink and sparkily. Ann Chovi: And wasn't there chocolate syrup here somewhere... Roses: *pulls shades on windows so rosey and Bubba can't look in* Roses: I like chocolate Ann Chovi: Me too Roseidous: Chocolate, cool whip, and two women with a pointy stick...that conjures very interesting imagery... Roseidous: Ow! My pants are shrinking! Roseidous: Oh, that's just my speedo... Ann Chovi: The blue one? Roses: or the gold one? Roseidous: The Black leather one. Roses: ooh, a new one Roseidous: With steel studs. Roses: is that um....comfortable? Roseidous: It has a specially shape-adjusted interior. Ann Chovi: Those steel studs must poke in all the wrong places Ann Chovi: oh Ann Chovi: But what if it gets wet? Ann Chovi: Does it shrink? Ann Chovi: Does it chafe? Ann Chovi: Does the material breathe? Roseidous: It vibrates Roseidous: *points to little motor in back* Ann Chovi: Gas powered? Roseidous: Battery Roses: *applauds ann* Roseidous: If it were gas-powered... Roseidous: It might explode. Roses: that is true Roseidous: And remove something very dear to me. Ann Chovi: The hair on your bottom? Roses: And very dear to sally, too? Roses: by the way, we found your secret pictures of her in her underwear Ann Chovi: *nod* Roses: you shouldn't leave those pictures in your lockbox Ann Chovi: *giggles* Roseidous: Hey, don't be messing with my lockbox! Roseidous: It has...special items in there! Roseidous: Hey, why is my neck messager missing from my lockbox?? Roses: Bubba took that Ann Chovi: He has back problems Ann Chovi: And...stuff Ann Chovi: *yawn* Roseidous: No sleeping in a Tri-Leader meeting! *WHACK!* Ann Chovi: Ow! Roses: don't hurt people Roseidous: It'll keep her awake. Roseidous: *WHACK!* Ann Chovi: Yeah, don't hurt people! Ann Chovi: *POKE* Back |