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It is I. And I look like an idiot. But I am one, so it all works out.

Look what I have inherited! A nice piece of military specimen!

It hasn't learned not to bite yet-


Cannibal! Run for the hills!-


This reminds me of the cover of Platoon


DAMN!! You can't see my raised eyebrow!

Don't ask...



I got to see where Back To The Future was filmed


Beware; I photograph innocent people as they slumber-

That one looks like she was a victim of some tragic circumstance, but I didn't kill her.

Here's my brother. I forgot to get rid of that white area and now I'm too lazy to do so.

My friend and her demon-looking dog, taken in 1994. Hahaha! LOOK AT THAT DOG! Pure evil.

Another evil creature with fiendish eyeballs! Ahhhhhhh!


I once stitched a star into my foot with a needle and thread. LOL-


Nice yard, huh? Though you can only see a little part of it.


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