After having read the Starr Report, I find myself asking the question:

How did it come to THIS?

How did we, the American Public, come to be reading about the private
sexual antics of the President that the majority of us elected?

How did Kenneth Starr get in the position of being
the President's Hound Dog? And worst of all, why do WE get stuck
paying for this nonsense? I just don't understand.Even when a polling
of the American public shows that 2/3rds of us want the President to stay in office, and
this whole Starr thing to go away,WHY then, does it just go on and on and on?
I understand the nightmare Bill and Hillary Clinton must be living through.
I feel like I'm going through it too.

When will Tom Brokaw, and Dan Rather, and Peter Jennings just
give it all a rest? When do we get to look into their private affairs?

I think of that scene of Monica standing in the rain in the
White House parking lot, waiting to be cleared and no one really
wanted to let her in. Man, that's just pathetic!

Is it true that blondes have more fun?

In a few years, Monica can dye her hair green and be a guest VeeJay on MTV.

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