Primitive tool - A Genuine Picture

Ever wondered about the odd socks in the washing machine? This is the first picture of a primitive tool found on Mars.

I got this letter from a secret admirer, and I want to marry her, whoever she is! "I seem to have misplaced several black socks and they were not mine. It is the dryer, I am certain of it. So when I went to Mars there were underground caves hung with socks. They sort of act like bats, hanging there covering the cave with massive colonies and they seem to even capture socks, that's why I think socks should travel together in pairs, they are much safer that way. I would never have gone looking on Mars if I didn't get a clue from your page!"

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