Wes Seal

Once upon a time, there was a seal named Wes. Wes Seal was slothing on 
the sand one day, when it decided to plunge into the water for a 
relaxing swim. While it was gliding through the water, it saw a shimmering 
otter. Wes Seal was jealous. Wes looked at the otterwith contempt. It 
was everything Wes Seal wished to be. We shall call the otter 
Contempt-ho because it would be looked at with contempt by Wes Seal at all times. Wes Seal stalked Contempt-ho and tried to imitate it. It slept on 
the same rocks and even slept in the same position. It even tried to 
make otter sounds, but did not quite succeed because seals possess 
inherently different vocal chords. There was one secret place that the 
Contempt-ho would go that Wes Seal could never get into. It was a secret 
place under coral reefs where many otters congregated. One day, as Wes 
Seal was listening, it discovered that the place was a brothel. The 
whole aura of the brothel appealed to Wes Seal, even though it knew that 
it was not the place for it to be. Wes Seal stalked behind the coral 
reefs and waited for the sharks, who provided security for the brothel, 
to be distracted by yet another alluring otter. Wes Seal was in the 
brothel! It looked very conspicuous and out of place. It wanted very 
much to feel an otter, flesh to flesh, to touch noses with it, to be 
rubbed with otter flippers. Wes Seal had no money, but it did have tusks. 
It broke off both its tusks in exchange for a night with an Otter. It 
turned out that the Otter that was to be Wes Seal's hooker, was none 
other than Contempt-ho. Wes Seal was overjoyed and grinned a ghastly 
tuskless smile. Contempt-ho was not a dumb otter. It had known all this 
while that it was being stalked by Wes Seal, but it also knew that Wes 
Seal had nothing to offer but its tusks and that is what Contempt-ho 
was after. Wes Seals tusks contained a special serum that when applied 
to sea animal fur, makes it very shiny, even under water. Contempt-ho 
took the tusks and allured Wes Seal into a chamber by rubbing tusk serum 
over its fur. Once all the serum was gone, the tusk was just a hollow 
tube. Contempt-ho looked at Wes Seal in disgust. It did not want to 
touch it. Contempt-ho looked down at the seal's ready erect sealyweanie 
and was repulsed. It took the hollow tusk and put it on the 
sealyweanie. The serum remaining sealed the tusk onto the d and never came off. 
Contempt-ho swam off, and Wes Seal was left, ashamed and humiliated 
with a tusk over its sealyweanie in the chamber. It was never to be seen 
again. Many seacreatures say that they can still hear it trying to 
make the sounds of an otter.


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