"Ultranol" (Del CD single "The Universal")

A

For coughs and colds and scabby holes

B

Itchy pimples, unseemly moles

A

For funny turns and chinese burns

B

For aching heads we're most concerned

A

For staying lively getting it nightly

D C# B

This we guarantee

G F# F E

That's ultranol here's the new remedy

G F# F E

Before you go to bed take 2 or 3

D

When you wake up you'll feel better

A

For aches and pains and jellied brains

B

Help you sleep and smile again

A

They're aimless blameless almost nameless

B

You get much more all though you pay less

A

Revitalise that sexual drive

D C# B

In fact be born again

G F# F E

Yes ultranol will put you on the map

G F# F E

take 4 or 5 then have a little nap

D

When you wake up you'll feel better

A B

For coughs and colds and your scabby holes

A B

Keep you young although you are feeling old

A B

If you're not protected you're gonna get it

A B

So suck them and see you won't regret it

D C

Suck them and see