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| Name: Matt Birth Day: May 29,1987 Current Age: 14 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Grade: 9th |
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| I was raised by Miss Cleo. When I got older I was in charge of Miss Cleo's Secret Sex Line! "Jamaican Me Horny" |
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| Later Miss Cleo Sold me to bob the Builder. Bob enslaved me to make cheap bob the builder sandals |
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| I was Sold to this Family to Produce the World Famous "Furby Hooker" |
| Once the Furby Craze Was Over I was place on boat headed for Brazil. I jumped off the boat and swam to America. I am now living with my Birth Parents! Don't you love happy enedings? |