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Let's get to the bottom of it

Oh Rohn Jobbie in trouble again I see,
You've upset the Government and the ANP.
To the Minister of Health you spoke your mind,
Now they think you were not too kind.

You asked the question about HIV and AIDS,
And is the Government acting like old maids.
To the question you received no answer,
She talked around it like a skilled tap dancer.

Then as the discussion started to get heated,
"You must call me Minister" she bleated.
What she spouted was a load of rubbish,
Now it's you that they want to punish.

At first the demand was "we want his head",
But now it seems they want an apology instead.
If you were rude then what was she,
Or does that not matter if you are ANP.

I think the best way to resolve this problem,
Is to bend over and take a photo of your bottom,
Send it to the Minister as an apology from the soul,
And say "Minister of Health I think you are an ass hole".

Copyright © Martyn Manley 2000
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This poem is a parody of events that might or might not have happened in a country somewhere in the world. Any similarity to persons either living or dead is purely coincidental.