narrator: the So2 clan were on earth for 5 months, they saw Scarest Places on earth and decided to go on that show and win the million!
noel: i think i can survive a night in a haunted place
Rena: I hope I can
leon: eppp! demons!
Precis: Cant you summon demons?!
opera: just get me drunk and ill do fine
leon: yes but good ones
leon: not the ones dat kill u!
Dias: *shrugs*
claude: everything will be fine
*sunset of the night they go on the show*
Precis: *clings to Claude* Eeeep! Help me!
claude: *shakes precis off
Ashton: Oh my..
show host: ok we are going to a town that was ruin by demons and the ppl dat died spirits life there, now put yer blind folds on
everyone*puts blindfolds*
Ernest: That was fast...
camera men: *finish making the cardboard village*
Camera Man 1: This is the best yet!
camera man 2: these ppl are going to be so scared!
Camera Men: *laugh like maniacs*
camera man3: i have ketchup that will pass as blood!
camera man 4: hehehe this is going to be better then ever!
Camera Man 5: Good job
show host: *brings so2 clan to the village*
show host: now remeber every hour after midnite i will come and ask you if u wish to leave, the camera men will be filming you and u are in the villiage
camera man 2: *drops paint can*
Chisato: A GHOST!
camera man 2: *picks it up* oops!
Celine: AHHH, its a MAN!
show host: *throws them in random homes* take the blindfolds off and start going on now!
everyone: *takes blindfolds off*
Leon: EEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! *runs*
Rena: Ack where am I?!
Opera: *looks around* i see nothing, this place is boring!
ernest: this is interesting
Dias: *kicks a skeleton*
Camera man 5: *drops sumthing on purpose*
Precis: what was that?
leon: GHOSTS LETS GET OUTTA HERE!
leon: *grabs precis hand and runs*
*dresser opens and sees a died body*
dias: dare u claude to poke it
claude: no u poke it!
Rena: Ewwww
ashton: *enters* scared the camera man
dias: pokes dead body* heheh feels like jello me like!
Chisato: *takes a picture*
Claude: *pokes it* I think it is Jello
leon &precis: *fall threw floor*
Leon: *climbs out and leaves Precis*
Celine: *pokes a door* hmm... *gets pulled it* ACK
celine: *sees them falling* wow this place is specal
Ernest: *just gone @.@*
camera man 3: *drops a cup on purpose*
camera man 4: *puts bug on celine*
celine: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *leaves house*
Noel: *sees a switch* wonder what this does
noel: this place isnt scary
Noel: *pushes it and disappears*
Bowman: Wow dude...
bowman: *sees sum weird light moving*
Chisato: *falls through floor* AHHH
camera man 1: heheheh the lights gotta scare them
camera man 2: damn should of made the floor wit more card board
Camera Man 3: *throws a flash light towards Camera Man 4, making it seem like a spirit*
Camera Man 4: *catches it and turns it off*
Rena: Thats it! IM LEAVING!!
opera: scary!!!
opera: *drinks 10 beers and gets drunk*
opera: wow what a nice place *walks into rooms where claude, ashton rena and dias is*
Rena: Im going *walks out*
opera: *thinks dead body is ernest* NNNNNOOOOO ERNEST!
Dias: Its not him...
claude: um.. thats not ernest opera
Ashton: *follows Rena* Im going with you!!
opera: o
*2am*
*Now Opera, Dias and Claude stand in the room*
claude, opera and dias: *plays wit the body*
Dias: *rips off the arm* lets play catch
camera man 5: damn the ppl arnt scared! *phones camer man 1* bring out the costume!
Camera Man 6: The rEeBi COSTUME GUYS
camera man 1: *dresses like rEeBi and entres the room*
Claude: HOLY SH*T!!
C+O+D: EEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!
C+O+D+: run away!!!
C+O+D: *runs out into the cort yeard and sees the real rEeBi*
Dias: My Tria...
everyone else: *in a nice building having tea and food*
ernest: yummy! glad im not out there
noel: *pets cat* this is fun!
Cutepiku: *walks in* Hey rEeBi, Poker game at my house!
C+O+D: AH ITS 2 EVIL DEMONS!
Cutepiku: Huh?
Cutepiku: *pokes self* Im alive
C+O+D: *runs away*
Opera: Thats what you want us to think!!
camera men: *chases them*
rEeBi: hey dont go! i need friends!
rEeBi: *gets leashes for the camera men*
Cutepiku: rEeBi , lets go play poker at my house ^^
rEeBi: sure! *gets out*
C+O+D: *goes into another house*
Claude: wasnt scared of anthing Dias?
Dias: shut up!
Opera: heheh Dias was afraid!
Dias: You were too
Opera: but we didnt say we wernt afraid of anyone!
Dias: *ready to hurt them*
camera men: damn how can we scare them again rEeBi costume is ruined!
Camera Man 2: I got an idea!
camera man 6: what?
Camera Man 2: Wait here *runs into another room*
*3:30am*
Camera Man 2: *runs into the room with Opera, Dias, and Claude dressed up like Precis, but Slutty*
claude: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *runs outta house*
Dias: Oh my...
camera man 6: *puts on beauty mask and housecoat and cahses dias and opera*
Dias: *kicks the man*
camera man 6: damn i tried! *runs away and changes*
Dias: Well Claude lost...
opera: WHAT NO BEER! *leaves*
Dias: did I just... Win?! BOO-YA!!
claude: *clinging onto tree*
claude: is precis gone?
Camera Man 2: *still dressed up, runs up to Claude and smiles*
claude: im still here!
claude: AAAAHHHHHHHh *runs into a house and puts chair infront of door*
Dias: Your back... *stops Celebrating*
claude: this place is scary
Dias: Operas gone...
claude: no beer?
Dias: *nods*
claude: dont go out precis is there and i think i saw rEeBi again!
rEeBi: *knocks on door* hello?
Cutepiku: *walks in back door* hiya ^^
Dias: Missed a door...
D+C: AAAAAAHHHHH *runs away*
Cutepiku: *opens front door*
Dias: ITS r....rEeBi!
Cutepiku: I dont think they want cookies..
Cutepiku: *eating cookies*
*sun starts riseing*
show host: ok dias and claude you are the winners!
Cutepiku: I think me and rEeBi won, or we will tell the truth about this show
Dias: *teardrop*
rEeBi: no we scared them and it was funny *laughs*
Cutepiku: I wanna win, we get food and money *smiles*
Dias: ...
show host: ok all four of u won!
Cutepiku: Ya!
rEeBi:YA!
claude: *clings onto tree* get me away frum them
Dias: You sure they are alive
rEeBi: *kisses claude on cheek*
claude: AAAAAHHHH
Cutepiku: *grabs Dias' hand* Do I feel like a ghost?
Dias: No..
Cutepiku: So Im not
rEeBi:*huggles claude* im human 2!
Dias: How did the Leafs do last nite?
Show host: They creamed vancouver 15-0
Everyone: *celebrates* GO LEAFS GO!
*The screen Fades*
Narrator: We will leave Claude and Dias for now. They were tortured for a bit, and robbed of their winnings.
The End
Bowman: *goes to his house & tries to unlock it* damn locks been switched
Wife: *opens door* DAMN RIGHT! I caught you cheating on me 500 times! *Brings out a big box of videotapes* these are probably only 1% of the times! *Bursts into tears and throws suitcases at Bowman* I want a divorce!
Bowman: damn! *goes to Milk Jugs*
Celine *dancing on stage with pole* Show me your money guys!
Bowman: OO *shocked & runs to Tim Hortons in terror* MY EYES!
*At Tim's*
Ernest: Hey Bowman what's wrong?
Bowman: My wife and I are separated and soon getting a divorce
Noel: Poor children! Why did you do it Bowman, think of your children!
Brenty: you probably want her back so why don't you send her red roses!
Ernest: and her favourite food! Don't forget the a video tape of saying how beautiful she is
Claude: I'll do the voice, she'll recognize your voice
Brenty: I can write the script!
Bowman: What should I call myself?
Ernest: Mystery Man, Where's rEeBi?
Leon: working at Milk Jugs
Claude: One second *smiles and runs to Milk Jugs*
Claude Defender: his doughnut is untouched *eats Claude doughnut* mmm doughnut, I can deliver!
*5 min later at wifes house*
CD: roses, cheery pie and a video for the woman of the house
Wife: I didn?t order them
CD: I know Mystery man did
Wife: Thank you *closes door and watches video tape*
Video: *Shows a pic of Miss Universe* You are way beautiful and slimmer then this!
Wife: *blushes* That's sweet, Bowman told me when I was 4 months pregnant to join Jenny Craig
Video: Your dad must be the Devil because you are so hot, skinny gurl! If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McHottie
*the next day at Tim's*
Ernest: She loved her presents
Bowman: GREAT!
rEeBi: you should hire a maid for her Rena hates cooking and cleaning, Ashton make fun of her and made him clean the toilets for his rude mark, I know a friend who loves children and that stuff!
Bowman: What else I need two more things
Ernest: They say Diamonds are a girls best friend
Noel: Don't forget Mr. Wiggles he makes everyone happy!
rEeBi: good plan where to get the money?
Brenty: You work at the pharmacy right? A donation box for a "sick child" could do the job
Bowman: Good plan!
*that night*
CD: Diamond, Mr. Wiggles and maid here for you
Wife: MAID?
CD: his words were "A woman should never be in the kitchen or taking care of children"
Cutepiku the maid: CHILDREN!
Wife: the kids are almost done their bath take them to bed and do the dishes thanks
Cutepiku: Dishes are good *goes to the washroom* grr children, going to kill rEeBi!
Child 1: Hey maid lady, your funny looking!
Child 2: you scare me!
Cutepiku: You think me standing here is creepy wait until I throw you in The Salvation Army donation box!
Children: epp
cutepiku: heheheh NOW GO TO BED AND PUT YOUR OWN PJS!
Child 1: i'm only 4
Child 2: i'm only 3 i need help
Cuepiku: NO YOU DONT NOW GO!
children: *does what piku tells them and is very scared*
Cutepiku: excellent *does Mr. Burns thingy as she goes to do the dishes*
Wife: You seen Mystery Man?
Cutepiku: Yes, he's tall, handsome, single
Wife: *blushes* I'm worried, I still have feelings for Bowman and I'm still married
Cutepiku: I see
*The next day at times*
Cutepiku: CHILDREN!
rEeBi: *giggles* don't worry Ashi-chan is going to do your job
Bowman: What did she say?
Cutepiku: She still has feelings for you and she doesn't like Mystery man for hitting on a married woman
Ernest: Do an "I'm sorry" thingy
Brenty: Get your wedding picture and put a post-it- note saying I'm sorry
*5 min Later*
CD: box for you!
Wife: it better not be a new maid! *gets boxes and opens it* Bowman?
Bowman: Yes
Wife: *huggles Bowman* I forgive you! The children miss you and same with me!
Bowman: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Wife: Hotel room?
Bowman: yup!
Wife: That is why I married you!
THE END
Today's lesson: Mr. Wiggles makes people happy!