narrator: the So2 clan were on earth for 5 months, they saw Scarest Places on earth and decided to go on that show and win the million!

noel: i think i can survive a night in a haunted place

Rena: I hope I can

leon: eppp! demons!

Precis: Cant you summon demons?!

opera: just get me drunk and ill do fine

leon: yes but good ones

leon: not the ones dat kill u!

Dias: *shrugs*

claude: everything will be fine

*sunset of the night they go on the show*

Precis: *clings to Claude* Eeeep! Help me!

claude: *shakes precis off

Ashton: Oh my..

show host: ok we are going to a town that was ruin by demons and the ppl dat died spirits life there, now put yer blind folds on

everyone*puts blindfolds*

Ernest: That was fast...

camera men: *finish making the cardboard village*

Camera Man 1: This is the best yet!

camera man 2: these ppl are going to be so scared!

Camera Men: *laugh like maniacs*

camera man3: i have ketchup that will pass as blood!

camera man 4: hehehe this is going to be better then ever!

Camera Man 5: Good job

show host: *brings so2 clan to the village*

show host: now remeber every hour after midnite i will come and ask you if u wish to leave, the camera men will be filming you and u are in the villiage

camera man 2: *drops paint can*

Chisato: A GHOST!

camera man 2: *picks it up* oops!

Celine: AHHH, its a MAN!

show host: *throws them in random homes* take the blindfolds off and start going on now!

everyone: *takes blindfolds off*

Leon: EEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! *runs*

Rena: Ack where am I?!

Opera: *looks around* i see nothing, this place is boring!

ernest: this is interesting

Dias: *kicks a skeleton*

Camera man 5: *drops sumthing on purpose*

Precis: what was that?

leon: GHOSTS LETS GET OUTTA HERE!

leon: *grabs precis hand and runs*

*dresser opens and sees a died body*

dias: dare u claude to poke it

claude: no u poke it!

Rena: Ewwww

ashton: *enters* scared the camera man

dias: pokes dead body* heheh feels like jello me like!

Chisato: *takes a picture*

Claude: *pokes it* I think it is Jello

leon &precis: *fall threw floor*

Leon: *climbs out and leaves Precis*

Celine: *pokes a door* hmm... *gets pulled it* ACK

celine: *sees them falling* wow this place is specal

Ernest: *just gone @.@*

camera man 3: *drops a cup on purpose*

camera man 4: *puts bug on celine*

celine: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *leaves house*

Noel: *sees a switch* wonder what this does

noel: this place isnt scary

Noel: *pushes it and disappears*

Bowman: Wow dude...

bowman: *sees sum weird light moving*

Chisato: *falls through floor* AHHH

camera man 1: heheheh the lights gotta scare them

camera man 2: damn should of made the floor wit more card board

Camera Man 3: *throws a flash light towards Camera Man 4, making it seem like a spirit*

Camera Man 4: *catches it and turns it off*

Rena: Thats it! IM LEAVING!!

opera: scary!!!

opera: *drinks 10 beers and gets drunk*

opera: wow what a nice place *walks into rooms where claude, ashton rena and dias is*

Rena: Im going *walks out*

opera: *thinks dead body is ernest* NNNNNOOOOO ERNEST!

Dias: Its not him...

claude: um.. thats not ernest opera

Ashton: *follows Rena* Im going with you!!

opera: o

*2am*

*Now Opera, Dias and Claude stand in the room*

claude, opera and dias: *plays wit the body*

Dias: *rips off the arm* lets play catch

camera man 5: damn the ppl arnt scared! *phones camer man 1* bring out the costume!

Camera Man 6: The rEeBi COSTUME GUYS

camera man 1: *dresses like rEeBi and entres the room*

Claude: HOLY SH*T!!

C+O+D: EEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!

C+O+D+: run away!!!

C+O+D: *runs out into the cort yeard and sees the real rEeBi*

Dias: My Tria...

everyone else: *in a nice building having tea and food*

ernest: yummy! glad im not out there

noel: *pets cat* this is fun!

Cutepiku: *walks in* Hey rEeBi, Poker game at my house!

C+O+D: AH ITS 2 EVIL DEMONS!

Cutepiku: Huh?

Cutepiku: *pokes self* Im alive

C+O+D: *runs away*

Opera: Thats what you want us to think!!

camera men: *chases them*

rEeBi: hey dont go! i need friends!

rEeBi: *gets leashes for the camera men*

Cutepiku: rEeBi , lets go play poker at my house ^^

rEeBi: sure! *gets out*

C+O+D: *goes into another house*

Claude: wasnt scared of anthing Dias?

Dias: shut up!

Opera: heheh Dias was afraid!

Dias: You were too

Opera: but we didnt say we wernt afraid of anyone!

Dias: *ready to hurt them*

camera men: damn how can we scare them again rEeBi costume is ruined!

Camera Man 2: I got an idea!

camera man 6: what?

Camera Man 2: Wait here *runs into another room*

*3:30am*

Camera Man 2: *runs into the room with Opera, Dias, and Claude dressed up like Precis, but Slutty*

claude: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *runs outta house*

Dias: Oh my...

camera man 6: *puts on beauty mask and housecoat and cahses dias and opera*

Dias: *kicks the man*

camera man 6: damn i tried! *runs away and changes*

Dias: Well Claude lost...

opera: WHAT NO BEER! *leaves*

Dias: did I just... Win?! BOO-YA!!

claude: *clinging onto tree*

claude: is precis gone?

Camera Man 2: *still dressed up, runs up to Claude and smiles*

claude: im still here!

claude: AAAAHHHHHHHh *runs into a house and puts chair infront of door*

Dias: Your back... *stops Celebrating*

claude: this place is scary

Dias: Operas gone...

claude: no beer?

Dias: *nods*

claude: dont go out precis is there and i think i saw rEeBi again!

rEeBi: *knocks on door* hello?

Cutepiku: *walks in back door* hiya ^^

Dias: Missed a door...

D+C: AAAAAAHHHHH *runs away*

Cutepiku: *opens front door*

Dias: ITS r....rEeBi!

Cutepiku: I dont think they want cookies..

Cutepiku: *eating cookies*

*sun starts riseing*

show host: ok dias and claude you are the winners!

Cutepiku: I think me and rEeBi won, or we will tell the truth about this show

Dias: *teardrop*

rEeBi: no we scared them and it was funny *laughs*

Cutepiku: I wanna win, we get food and money *smiles*

Dias: ...

show host: ok all four of u won!

Cutepiku: Ya!

rEeBi:YA!

claude: *clings onto tree* get me away frum them

Dias: You sure they are alive

rEeBi: *kisses claude on cheek*

claude: AAAAAHHHH

Cutepiku: *grabs Dias' hand* Do I feel like a ghost?

Dias: No..

Cutepiku: So Im not

rEeBi:*huggles claude* im human 2!

Dias: How did the Leafs do last nite?

Show host: They creamed vancouver 15-0

Everyone: *celebrates* GO LEAFS GO!

*The screen Fades*

Narrator: We will leave Claude and Dias for now. They were tortured for a bit, and robbed of their winnings.

The End

story

Bowman's Love Story

 

Bowman: *goes to his house & tries to unlock it* damn locks been switched

Wife: *opens door* DAMN RIGHT! I caught you cheating on me 500 times! *Brings out a big box of videotapes* these are probably only 1% of the times! *Bursts into tears and throws suitcases at Bowman* I want a divorce!

Bowman: damn! *goes to Milk Jugs*

Celine *dancing on stage with pole* Show me your money guys!

Bowman: OO *shocked & runs to Tim Hortons in terror* MY EYES!

 

*At Tim's*

 

Ernest: Hey Bowman what's wrong?

Bowman: My wife and I are separated and soon getting a divorce

Noel: Poor children! Why did you do it Bowman, think of your children!

Brenty: you probably want her back so why don't you send her red roses!

Ernest: and her favourite food! Don't forget the a video tape of saying how beautiful she is

Claude: I'll do the voice, she'll recognize your voice

Brenty: I can write the script!

Bowman: What should I call myself?

Ernest: Mystery Man, Where's rEeBi?

Leon: working at Milk Jugs

Claude: One second *smiles and runs to Milk Jugs*

Claude Defender: his doughnut is untouched *eats Claude doughnut* mmm doughnut, I can deliver!

 

*5 min later at wifes house*

 

CD: roses, cheery pie and a video for the woman of the house

Wife: I didn?t order them

CD: I know Mystery man did

Wife: Thank you *closes door and watches video tape*

Video: *Shows a pic of Miss Universe* You are way beautiful and slimmer then this!

Wife: *blushes* That's sweet, Bowman told me when I was 4 months pregnant to join Jenny Craig

Video: Your dad must be the Devil because you are so hot, skinny gurl! If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McHottie

 

*the next day at Tim's*

 

Ernest: She loved her presents

Bowman: GREAT!

rEeBi: you should hire a maid for her Rena hates cooking and cleaning, Ashton make fun of her and made him clean the toilets for his rude mark, I know a friend who loves children and that stuff!

Bowman: What else I need two more things

Ernest: They say Diamonds are a girls best friend

Noel: Don't forget Mr. Wiggles he makes everyone happy!

rEeBi: good plan where to get the money?

Brenty: You work at the pharmacy right? A donation box for a "sick child" could do the job

Bowman: Good plan!

 

*that night*

 

CD: Diamond, Mr. Wiggles and maid here for you

Wife: MAID?

CD: his words were "A woman should never be in the kitchen or taking care of children"

Cutepiku the maid: CHILDREN!

Wife: the kids are almost done their bath take them to bed and do the dishes thanks

Cutepiku: Dishes are good *goes to the washroom* grr children, going to kill rEeBi!

Child 1: Hey maid lady, your funny looking!

Child 2: you scare me!

Cutepiku: You think me standing here is creepy wait until I throw you in The Salvation Army donation box!

Children: epp

cutepiku: heheheh NOW GO TO BED AND PUT YOUR OWN PJS!

Child 1: i'm only 4

Child 2: i'm only 3 i need help

Cuepiku: NO YOU DONT NOW GO!

children: *does what piku tells them and is very scared*

Cutepiku: excellent *does Mr. Burns thingy as she goes to do the dishes*

Wife: You seen Mystery Man?

Cutepiku: Yes, he's tall, handsome, single

Wife: *blushes* I'm worried, I still have feelings for Bowman and I'm still married

Cutepiku: I see

 

*The next day at times*

 

Cutepiku: CHILDREN!

rEeBi: *giggles* don't worry Ashi-chan is going to do your job

Bowman: What did she say?

Cutepiku: She still has feelings for you and she doesn't like Mystery man for hitting on a married woman

Ernest: Do an "I'm sorry" thingy

Brenty: Get your wedding picture and put a post-it- note saying I'm sorry

 

*5 min Later*

 

CD: box for you!

Wife: it better not be a new maid! *gets boxes and opens it* Bowman?

Bowman: Yes

Wife: *huggles Bowman* I forgive you! The children miss you and same with me!

Bowman: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Wife: Hotel room?

Bowman: yup!

Wife: That is why I married you!

 

THE END

 

Today's lesson: Mr. Wiggles makes people happy!

 

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