Narrator: One night in Expel, the SO2 characters were having a party under the stars.
Ashton: the stars are beautiful, but not as beautiful as you Rena
Rena: Why thank you handsome
Claude: *looking at Opera in her new dress* Wow, you look good tonight.
Opera: Thanks, you do too, just lose the headband
Claude: What ever you say *takes off the gay headband*
Chisato: Have you seen Bowman anywhere?
Noel: He told me he was going to look for hot chicks in the forest
Chisato: He's insane there's no one here but us in this place!
Cutepiku & rEeBi: *dressed in black looking in binoculars at Opera, Claude, Rena and Ashton*
rEebi: Those *beep*es are stealing our men!
Cutepiku: Got the weapons?
rEeBi: oh ya!
Cutepiku: Lets get em! *puts on brainwashing c.d. to get Opera and Rena in the forest*
Opera: Sorry I got to go somewhere, nice talking to ya!
Claude: What did I do? Sorry I forgot to shower this week and I probably reek but don?t go! I LOVE YOU!
Rena: One sec, I'll be back
Ashton: sure
Rena & Opera: *walks into forest*
rEeBi: *starts chasing Opera with a burning broom* How dare you steal Claude! Go after my men, why don?t ya!
Cutepiku: *Chases Rena with an axe* Ashton Stealer! I had Him first!
Rena & Opera: *runs* AAHH! Celine's psychotic insane friends!
Cutepiku & rEeBi: Come back here! How dare you call us Celine wannabes!
Opera &Rena: *cuz of darkness couldn't see Bowman and trips over him and falls*
rEeBi: where did they go?
Cutepiku: You go there, I'll go here
Opera, Bowman & Rena: * falls on jagged rocks and dies, then entres happy land*
Opera: Wow this place is great!
Bowman: Ya hot chicks here I come!
Voice: Bowman you are not worthy of this place, you are sentence to Bowman hell!
Bowman: NNOO! *goes to Bowman hell, sees a door; opens the door; door slams behind him, he sees three gays in a hot tube listening to make out music*
Gay 1:Hey girls, look at the hunk over there!
Gay 2: *giggles* He's so cute!
Gay 3: Wanna join we have a Speedo for you! *waves a pink, flowery thong* Bowman: this isn't my idea of hot chicks! This truly is hell!
Gay 1:AAHH I broke a nail!
Gay 2: *drools* I love this new guy!
Bowman: *runs to the door in terror but the door is locked* AAHH LET ME OUT!!!
Gay 3: Wanna look at Playgirl with us?
Bowman: How bout Playboy instead! ^^
Gays: ew naked girls! *shivers and shakes* they have coodies!
Gay 1: lets give are new friend a makeover!
Bowman: NNOO!
Narrator: Meanwhile in Happy land
Opera: Wow this place is like Hawaii, Wonder if there's a naked straight men island
Rena: Or a Food isle
Opera: mmm food, well gonna go look around
Rena: same here neet me on the food isle at 10:30 k
Opera: sure *hears a noise and jumps in the air* hey I'm flying!
Rena: *flies around* I'm a birdie!
Opera: Hot straight me island here I come! *flies to the Hot straight men Island*
Hotty1: Hey sexy, want some alcoholic apple cider?
Opera: sure! *drinks the alcoholic apple cider* yummy! I'm in heaven!
Hotty2: great beach here wanna skinny dip? *takes off swimming trunks*
Opera: *drools* Sure I will
Hotty3: wanna join me in the make-out island?
Opera: FOR SURE!
Narrator: the rest of the scenes with Opera have but edited due to the rating.
Rena: *flies to food isle* Wow what a great place! There's so much food, you could feed 15 rEeBis on this isle. Wonder how the rest is doing
Narrator: Meanwhile at the party
Chisato: Have you seen Opera or Rena?
Noel: No I haven't Claude is getting very worried
Claude: *crying very loudly* NO MY OPERA IS DEAD! YOU DID SHE LEAVE? WHY? IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
Precis: *slaps Claude* it's not your fault!
Ernest: Your Opera! She's my girlfriend!
Celine: There probably finding Bowman.
Precis: I'll go look for them
Leon: NO! NOT THE FOREST OF DOOM!
Precis: I'm fine, here I'll bring a Walkie- Talkie *hands Leon a Walkie- Talkie and walks into the forest*
rEeBi: I found one of them! *chases Precis with her burning broom*
Precis: AAHH it's a ghost!
Cutepiku: *chases Precis with her axe*
Precis: *trips over a rock and falls down the cliff, falls on jagged rocks thinking of Bowman*
Bowman: SOMEONE HELP!
Precis: *Falls on Bowmans lap*
Gays: AAHH! *hides in corner*
Gay 2:*crying* it's a GIRL!
Gay 1: it's ok sweetie *kisses gay 2 on the head*
Precis and Bowman: EEWW!
Bowman: see what I'm going though!
Precis: I feel so sorry for you! Glad I'm a girl. Hey I'm not dead I can go now, later!
Bowman: take me back!
Precis: * leaves*
Bowman: NNOO!
Narrator: it's 10:30am in Happy Land
Rena: I prepared a bbq for Opera and her guys and she's not here!
Opera: arrives on food isle drunk, I'm here!
Rena: Your 12 hours late
Opera: Sorry, wanna meat my men! This is Ashton aka Hotty1, Bob aka Hotty 2 and Corey aka Hotty 3!
Rena: Ashton! ^^
Opera: wonder how there doing
Rena: Same here
Voice: how bout your friends join?
Opera & Rena: YA!
SO2 Characters: *appear on Food isle*
Bowman: YES GAY-FREE ZONE!
Claude: OPERA!
Rena: *gives Ashton a kiss*
Celine: WOW HOTTIES!
Precis: heaven!
Narrators: the SO2 characters lived happily ever after in Happy Land
The End!

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