Precis looks through the paper for a job and sees a add that seems to Intrest her....

Precis: Giving love advice to those in need hmm.... *looks at pay* hey all I
have to do is tell people how to live and i get $Mola!$
Ashton: Precis it doesnt work lik-
Precis: Ok I will call this line and then I can apply through the phone! And get a Love Fortune!!!!!
Ashton: O never Mind....
Rena: Love biz eh....
Leon: Sounds like fun *snickers and smiles at cutepiku*
Cutepiku: *huddles in a corner* Leon, lay off!
Precis: Well about time to call *picks up phone and dials the phone number*
Buisness Manager: Hello and hi from "Love is Here" how may I help you?
Precis: I would like to apply for a job!
Business Manager: Ok then if you have a fax machine fax me your application *tells Precis her fax number*
Precis: Ok then... *puts the paper in and dials in the number* there!
Buisness Manager: I'll call you tomorrow to tell you if you get the job.
Precis: Ok!

~Next Morning~

Precis: *sitting by the phone* I hope I get the job!!!!
Bowman: I will probly call once in a while. I am a regular for them
Claude: *snickers* heheh...
Bowman: Like you have a love life!
Claude: .........
*phone rings*
Precis: *dives at phone* Hello?
Buisness Manager: You have been excepted at "Love is Here" the phone Hotline!
Precis: THANK YOU!!!!!
Buisness Manager: Be here as soon as possible.
Precis: Good as done!
Buisness Manger: Ok *hangs up*
Precis: I GOT THE JOB BYE GUYS *runs out*
Ashton: My ears.......><
Chisato: My ears are ringing.....

~At "Love is Here" the phone Hotline~

Precis: *Enters* hello boss? Precis here!
Buisness Manager: Oh hello um...... let me show you your station.
Precis: Ok!
Buisness Manager: *points to a cubical* all you have to do is answer the phones.... and if they ask for fortune get a fortune from bucket A, if its love problems make them explain then either think of something or go to bucket B for an answer.
Precis: Sounds easy enough
Business Manager: And ALWAYS keep our costumers happy... after they talk to you they can phone my office for complaints so be good and tell them your name!
Precis: Ok then!
Business Manager: Ok then *leaves*
Precis: *sits down and phone rings* hello?
Girl: Uh hello?
Precis: Hi from "Love is here" the phone Hotline Im Precis how may I help you?
Girl: I just discovered my husband has been cheating on me I need some advice!
Precis: Ok let me look into my crystal ball... *pulls paper outta bucket B that says "Dont worry your life will go on*
Precis: *thinks* no *puts it back and says into the phone* Well in order to make him love you make him jealious!
Girl: By?
Precis: By buying a hot tub and rent some male strippers and go in the hot tub with em' and dont forget to bring me!!! I wouldnt mind, honest!
Girl: Uh..... But Im to loyal
Precis: Then get some good old skimpy clothes and show em off to him!
Girl: Im..... to big.....
Precis: Then get a life BYE! *hangs up*

~Business Manager Office*

*phone rings*
Girl: Um hello this girl named Precis gave me bad advice...
Business Manager: Like.......?
Girl: To wear skimpy clothes and show them to my husband to make him love me again....
Buisness Manager: Take the advice it might help you! *hangs up*
Buisness Manager: *thinks to self* Maybe I should ask Precis about my problems.....
~End
*~cutepiku~*