After School in the park

Leon: that was close! When they find out we like avril and we are wannabes they will kill us
Precis: Ya punk music is for losers but it's the new thing and since we like Avril we have to listen to it!

The rEeBi's morning show the next day

rEeBi: Okay people we got the winners, On Jan 13, 2003 St. Kelissa's day, these 12 people will be flying to Toronto then on a coach to this city. They winners are? The Star Ocean Clan!
Everyone: YA GO US!

The week before the Show

Claude: Wow first class!
Ashton: *sees Precis with blue hair* Nice hair did u dye it?
Precis: Ya, it's not Avril hair
Dias: *glares*
Precis: Marry Christmas Claude, you wanna know what my present is for u?
Claude: I don't know and I don't wanna know
Precis: It's my virginity!
Claude: EPP! *runs away!*
Celine: *glares at Precis* Look at that punk wannabe whore! Everyone knows Claude hates her!
Rena: I wonder if she gets made fun at school?
Opera: prob not I remember when I was in high school, full of whores and wild parties can't believe she turned to that side!

The Show

rEeBi: Hello everyone! Now we have the So2 Clan! Now this is semi-live its aired an hour after we film it so I'd like to say Happy New year! Now lets bring out the Clan! But first we need to add YA NO MORE SURVIVOR FOR A WHILE! BAH TO REALITY SHOWS1
So2 Clan: *sits in chairs beside rEeBi's desk*
rEeBi: *looks at the punk wannabes* Wow that?s a new style Precis and Leon
Precis: Thanks we got it from out fave store Atticus!
Leon: And Hurley!
rEeBi: isn't that where the punk posers shop?
Precis & Leon: *blushes* No?
rEeBi: anyways it's kinda late but Happy Christmas to you guys and I am going to give you tickets to see every good movie and loads of DVDs and CDs
so2 Clan: YA!
Police: Sorry rEeBi but this is the fashion Police and we need to arrest Leon and Precis, they are posers
rEeBi: O no!
Police: *takes them to the station* Now you guys get a choice on your punishment, a room fulled with 4 000 spiders for 4 hours or the mystery island
Leon: Mystery Island!
Police: It's Baffin Island in Canada and you will be stranded with Judge Judy and Mike Harris
Precis: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

On the Island

Leon: Wow this is so mysterious
Precis: Your telling me
Leon: Got any food?
Precis: No...
Leon: What are we gonna eat?!
Precis: Berries I guess
Leon: NOOO
Precis: hes already going insane
Mike Harris: Why punish me? I was a good Premiere! People thought that I made more homeless and the education was too hard but I'm a great guy!
Judge Judy: No you where you jackass! You were the worst I don?t wanna hear it you son of a bitch!
Mike Harris: It's a good thing yer not canadian!
Judge Judy: Canada's a good country you give it a bad name!
Precis: When did you get here?
Judge Judy: Shut up you little WHORE!
Precis: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Judge Judy: God your voice is so annoying
Precis: *crys* wait I'm punk I don't cry
Mike Harris: *laughs* You punk! More like a POSER!
Leon: *finds a mushroom* Is this poisonious?
Mike Harris: I'll test *eats it*
All: *stare at him*
Judge Judy: I hope he dies that son of a Bitch
Mike Harris: *gags*
Leon: Dont wanna eat that one
Judge Judy: Is he dead yet?
Precis: *picks some blueberries*
Leon: I'm starved
Precis: You only ate 5 minutes ago
Leon: IM A GROWING BOY
Judge Judy: OH JUST SHUT UP!

2 weeks later

All: *singing Kum-Buy-Yah infront of a fire*
Judy: Wow I never knew we would get along
Mike: I luv you Judy! *huggles judge judy*
Judge Judy: Get off of me you asshole!
Mike Harris: *sad look* ok *head down*
Leon: Wow I never knew that posers where dumb until now!
Precis: Me too! Now I don't have to be like Celine!
Camera Guy1: Ok were done with this show
Precis: What show?
Camera Guy 2: CBS's new show Surviving the Posers vs. Annoying Celebrities
Leon: Annoying eh, why isn't Brittany Spears here?
Camera Guy 1: She wouldn't survivor the cold it would be perfect but her lawyers would sue us and theres a judge here
Leon: O So thats why we have no Ho's here
Camera Guy 2: Ya
Leon: :(
Precis: I WAS A HO!
Judge Judy: There's a difference betteween a Ho and a Ho wannabe!
Mike Harris: Yes you were the annoying everything poser you prob made the ratings go down!
Precis: Werent we getting along?
Judge Judy: Until these gay ass Camera men came yes
Leon: KILL THEM!!
Mike Harris: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Judy: Any was I'm going home! *goes away*
Mike Harris: Good day! *goes off in private plane*
Camera Guy 1: What are you posers doing we told you to get lost!
Leon: im going home, maybe Rena made ice cream!
Precis: Mmmm
Both: *walk off*

So2 House One Month

Noel: What the hell are u doing killing the animals!
Dias: Wow survivor wasn't fun intill a celebrity goes on
Rena: Agreed
Rena: Who wants ice cream?
Leon: I KNEW IT!
All: *eats away*
Celine: What happened to the Avril Look?
Precis: Lost it posers suck
Leon Yup

The End

*with additional comments by: cutepiku!

Aternative Middle part

Warning if you like USA's president Bush i would like to warn you to just go back! No hate mail now i warned you, you can make fun our prime minister or me for all i care (Jean is a nice person very kind and has smooth hands im sure bush is kind too, haven't ment him), USA and Canada have freedom of speech its just what i think and harmless entertainment if Bush sees this which i highly doubt I'm sorry it's not ment to offence you just harmless entertainment

On the Island

Leon: Wow this is so mysterious
Precis: Your telling me
Leon: Got any food?
Precis: No...
Leon: What are we gonna eat?!
Precis: Berries I guess
Leon: NOOO
Precis: hes already going insane

Bush: Why punish me? I have a many wars to plan for in so little time
Celine Dion: War isn't very good, think of the children!

Bush: It's a good thing your not american, your accent is so stupid!
Celine D: Let's see you speak french and whats with the freedom fries! Please If you hate us so much you could call them potatoe sticks!And bessides i pray for every american, all but you living in the states about this war and there loved ones
Precis: When did they get here?
Bush: Shut the #$@! up you little whore! *gets a piece of paper and write something*
Precis: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!
Celine D: man, your voice is so annoying!
Precis: *cries* wait i'm punk i don't cry
Celine D: you punk, more like a POSER! Tu es laide!
Leon: That not nice calling someone ugly in another language
Celine D: It's not nice making a fool out of your own planet!
Bush: Shut up you people i'm planning to see which countries to bomb next, marroco or Sandi Arabia
Leon: War is bad i agree with Celine and whats with you baombing countriesd that or in poverty and our musilum
Celine D: *gives leon some berries* Good kitty!
Leon: *eats* I'm not a cat!

2 weeks later

All: *singing Kum-Buy-Yah infront of a fire*
Celine D: Wow I never knew we would get along
Bush: I luv you Celine! *huggles Celine D*
Celine D: Get off of me you asshole!
Bush: *sad look* ok *head down*
Leon: Wow I never knew that posers where dumb until now!
Precis: Me too! Now I don't have to be like Celine Jules!
Camera Guy1: Ok were done with this show
Precis: What show?
Camera Guy 2: CBS's new show Surviving the Posers vs. Annoying Celebrities
Leon: Annoying eh, why isn't Brittany Spears here?
Camera Guy 1: She wouldn't survivor the cold it would be perfect but her lawyers would sue us
Leon: O So thats why we have no Ho's here
Camera Guy 2: Ya
Leon: :(
Precis: I WAS A HO!
Celine D: There's a difference betteween a Ho and a Ho wannabe!
Bush: Yes you were the annoying everything poser you prob made the ratings go down!
Precis: Werent we getting along?
Bush: Until these gay ass Camera men came yes
Leon: KILL THEM!!
Precis: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Celine D: Any was I'm going home! à bien tot!*goes away*
Bush: Good day! *goes off in private plane*
Camera Guy 1: What are you posers doing we told you to get lost!
Leon: im going home, maybe Rena made ice cream!
Precis: Mmmm
Both: *walk off*
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