Narrator: the So2 clan was very bored and lazy one day, they were lying on the chesterfield so bored,
Claude: What do u wanna do?
Opera: drink beer, beer all gone I'm bored
Precis: I fixed anything that needs to be fixed!
Celine: I need to get laid but I'm to good looking for these men
Leon: *falls asleep*
Dias: Lets have a wrestling match
Ashton: I'm not getting up
Rena: that requires movement to get up
Claude: You people r boring I'm going outside *goes outside*
Noel: ok?
Ernest: there's nothing to do
Claude: *runs back inside* YOU GUYS I FOUND THE PERFECT THING TO DO!!
Opera: Beer?
Claude: better! *brings a t.v. inside* It's a television! Now we can watch things that go around in my planet
Ashton: Do I have to get up?
Claude: no you just stay on the chesterfield which is amazing!
Celine: Any hotties?
Claude: it has playboy which is all good!
Bowman: PLAYBOY! SWEET!
Precis: *plugs the t.v. and installs the satellite*
Noel: *turns on T.V. to CIAJ TV*
Brent: Duff man what do you think about Claude from So2?
Duff man: He is a m*(^@% f$^&@#! O YEAH!
Claude: WTF IS THIS!
Rena: *giggles*
Claude: *changes channel to rEeBi's world*
rEeBi: People question is Claude a jerk, well HE'S NOT, HE IS A HOTTY!
Claude: One point for me *smiles*
Everyone else besides Claude: *glares*
rEeBi: Now lets play Sum 41's new video. Now remember to drink Coke and Pepsi is crap!
Claude: TAKE DAT BRENT!
Dias: *is very angry and changes channel to much music's Power shift*
Rick the temp: Now Amanda, There is a game called So2 people ask us all the time what we think about Claude I say he's a great guy what do u think?
Amanda: He has no fashion and he isn't my type and I don't like cheaters like you Rick!
Rick the temp: I don't cheat for the last time! You kneed me in a sertain spot you bitch!
Amanda: I'm not a bitch *cries* You're right I'm a sore loser! *runs away in
corner*
Rick the Temp: Oops! Sorry Amanda! Here's the number one video you guys voted for
Noel: This is boring *changes channel to cutepiku heaven*
Cutepiku: Today is Ashton Day! Now lets celebrate this time of year!
Ashton: Hey I like this station keep it on
Cutepiku: Now we question is Claude a jerk? I say yes! Let's hear from a caller
Caller: CLAUDE IS NOT A JERK! YOU ALL ARE JELIOUS OF HIM! THE REALLY JERK IS
CELINE! SHE IS SO UGLY SHE CAN'T GET A MAN!
Celine: *runs to corner and cries*
Everyone: This station rocks!
Cutepiku: Ok? now lets here from a different caller
Caller 2: CLAUDE IS A JERK! JERK! JERK WITH A CAPITAL J! DIAS IS GREAT SAME WITH
OPERA! PEPSI ROCKS!
Cutepiku: is this Brent from CIAJ?
Caller 2: * blushes* um? No, it's um?
Cutepiku: Ok now let?s play go to the light!
Precis: Wow I like this T.V.! It's my friend I will always watch Cutepiku Heaven And of coarse rEeBi's world
Everyone: *hypnotized* T.V. IS OUR FRIEND!
*60 years later*
Everyone: Wow T.V. never gets old
Old Cutepiku: Now before I forget, what did I say, I don't like getting old, you can't remember anything! I'm tired *sleeps*
Dias: *pokes broom with his cane to rEeBi's world*
rEeBi: HEY NOW! TIME TO PARTY! *brings out a disco ball* Now I can't remember the macarena but dancing is dancing *dances very bad*
Claude: She is one beauty! Always my favourite!
Narrator: Lesson to all never take your wonderful T.V. for granted!
THE END!