Why did Erap went around in circles in his car?
His turn signal got stuck!
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How do San Miguel beer bottle and Erap alike?
They are both empty from the neck up.
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Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They are for those who don't drink!
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How do you confuse Erap?
Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
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Why did Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
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Why does Erap proud for finishing a puzzle in only six months?
The box said "2 to 4 years!"
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Why does Erap always smile during lightning storms?
He thinks his picture is being taken.
