Why did Erap get fired from his job at the M & M's factory?
He kept throwing out the Ws.
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Why does Erap like a BMW better than a Volkswagen?
He can spell BMW.
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How did Erap break his leg raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
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Why did Erap instruct his maid to change his baby's diaper only once a
month?
Because it says right on the package that it's good for up to 20
pounds.
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Why doesn't Erap eat Jell-O?
Because he can't figure out how to get 2 cups of water into those
little packages.
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If Erap and Cory are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
Cory...Erap has to stop to ask for directions.
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Why did Erap tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
