You prefer to sit in the shade instead of basking in the sun.
You add an unwarranted "H" to your name, i.e. "Jhun," "Bhoy," "Rhon."
You put your hands together in front of you as if to make a path and
say "Excuse, excuse" when you pass between people or in front of the TV.
Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.
You like everything imported or "state-side."
You check the labels on clothes to see where it was made before buying.
You wash your clothes by hand.
You hang your clothes out to dry.
You are perfectly comfortable in a squatting position with your elbows
resting on your knees.
You consistently arrive 30 minutes late for all events.
You always offer food to all your visitors.
You say "for take out" instead of "to go."
You "open" or "close" the light.
You ask for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste."
You ask for a "Pentel-pen" or a "ball-pen" instead of just "pen."
You refer to the refridgerator as the "pridyider."
You say "Kodakan" instead of take a picture.
You say "Ha?" instead of "What."
You say "Hoy" to get some attention.
You answer when someone yells "Hoy."
