I recently began to make a new advertisment for the local Lockhart Sonic to be put in the school newspaper. I am GENIUS!! How can any ad I make be criticized by others, higher ups no doubt, and be forced to be corrected to fit the twisted image of an ad that they hold in their enormous yet pseudo-scrupulous head?? Nonetheless, I was forced to make the change. Before you click the two links at the bottom, know this tho: the computer that I normally made all of my ads on, in the enlish lab, was not working this particular day that I began production, so I had to use the resources allocated to me and I used the computer next to mine. Big deal to you right? If so, then BUG off! This isn't the place for you. I'll be the first to admit that either version of the ad equally sucks ass, but I made do with what I had and this is what I came up with.
Hmm... which one seems more inviting? Could it be the one where the Sonic is DESERTED??? --or.... the one where the exuberantly joyous woman fills the consumer with a longing for burgers? mmm...burgers..... oh! you're still reading. I say let the girl LIVE! but a certain someone said off with her head. ....evil.... *lowers head in shame and regret. How could I have conformed? I helped kill this woman.... BUT both ads sucked and i'd rather not claim them at all, but the world had to know my plight, what I am forced to work amongst. And now I can rest, now I can let her rest in peace... the woman!! -from the sonic ad. ;)
