This my page and yes, I am a....
Lucinda really has decided that she likes her home here on my page, so she is going to stay for a while. 
I have decided that I am going to be updating my page weekly.  Maybe more often if I decide to do so, maybe less often if I am not in the mood.  We'll see...
This is going to be a new feature on my page.  Each week I will update my diary on here for all of you, my faithful and ever-present fans, to read.  Sometimes I may include links of places I like.  Sometimes I may just talk about an interesting occuence at school.  Sometimes I may just make stuff up.  Whatever I write in here doesn't really matter because you will want to read it.
This week I will start with the fact that school sucks!  It sucks major anus.  I have like so much work to do and yet I sit here, devoted to my loyal fans. 
It is amazing, after just two days of having my web page, I actually have loyal fans. 
I hope you are all as excited as I am.  I know you are, why wouldn't you be?  What else could be more exciting than being happy for a conceited and arrogant bitch?  Nothing.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, I am quite new to this web page world.  I am learning it all as I go, so if you have any suggestions for me, let me know. 
You can also just tell me how much you love me or how much you hate me.  I would prefer love letters, but hey I'm not too picky.
My Obsession:
I have asked the permission of my great friend and co-hater of the evil ways of men, if I could discuss her onmy web page.  She, of course, agreed.  How could she not?  I mean hello?  My page is like awesome. 
So here is my little tribute to "my Sarah."
I love my Sarah in so many ways.  She makes me happy when I am sad and she hates when men are dicks just as much as I do. 
My Sarah compliments me in so many ways.  We both love Toblerones and we share a common loathing for white trash.  She completes me, just like Mini-Me.
So, Sarah, I am telling you here, in front of the whole 12 people that look at my web page, I LOVE YOU!
I am sticking with my Canadian man obsession.  I think I should seek professional help.  I really do love Canadian men.  The way they talk, the way they look, the way they...  well just the way they are! 
Link to last week's page
And here I am all dressed up for the World's Largest Disco in November '98
This is me, your bitchy friend, dressed up as Mimi from Drew Carey on Halloween '96.  I think I look damn good as a freak!
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