Mr. Pedro,
As we have either not heard back from you, or you have attempted to
contact us but neglected to include your code phrase, "Menorrhagiac
Epistaxis," we can only conclude that you are not interested in doing
business. Good day.
Regards,
Lt.s Ringling
We thought we lost him, but after a two-week delay, good ol' Pedro comes back with:
Lt.s Ringling,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW AM STILL VERY MUCH INTERESTED IN DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU PLEASE REPLY ME SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED.
REGARD
PEDRO
Dan plays with Pedro like a yo-yo.
Mr. Pedro,
You must think we're an organization of clowns. Between you, the
Ringling Brothers, Barnum, and, now myself, Bailey, this whole thing is
turning into a Circus. Explain to me why we should do business with
you when you can't even follow simple directions such as including a code
phrase like "Menorrhagic Epistaxis" in your communications to FARCE?
Col. Bailey
Dear Col. Bailey,
please can i have your phone number i want to talk to you on
phone io will wait your reply.
regards
frankpedro
For now, use Barnum's old number below. You'll get better contact
information as I get a better feel for you. And for the last God
damned time, use your pass phrase when communicating to me or anyone in FARCE:
"Menorrhagic Epistaxis"
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Voice/Fax: 206-202-0727
Frank's patience has worn thin, and he stops sending email.
Just sittin' here making balloon animals like a clown in a circus
waiting for you to tell me exactly why you're the greatest show on
earth, there Franky. Remember to use your pass phrase too, Bozo. I'm
getting kinda tired of this dog and pony show. I'm no one trick pony
or
a dumbo. You're up on the high wire without a net here.
Col. Bailey