Subject: Comrade Pedro, use this new email address!
Dear Comrade Pedro:
It has come to my attention that my arch-rival, by the
name of Barnum, might have contacted you. I have a
suspicion that he managed to hack into my email
account. Therefore, I have created this new account.
If you have any thoughts about doing business with Mr.
Barnum, I would strongly recommend against it. Yes,
he has a lot of money, but his political stance is
purely counter-revolutionary.
Regards,
Hargrove,
Marxist Detective