THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND INDEED ALL IS READY FOR FUND RELEASE AS YOU MAY NOT GO TO LONDON ANY MORE TO SIGN THE RELEASE ORDER CERTIFICATE ANY MORE SINCE THE MANAGEMENT HAS AGREED TO PACKAGE IT IN THIS "DHL" SINCE I HAVE ACTIVELY ENGAGED A LOCAL LAWYER HERE IN NIGERIA ON YOUR BEHALF AND EVEN THE INVOLVEMENT OF YOUR DADDY LAWYER IS ACTUALY NOT REQUIRED FOR NOW NOT UNTILL PERHAPS ON MONDAY WHEN THIS MONEY GETS INTO THE ACCOUNT YOU WILL NOMINATE THEN I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU INVOLVES HIM SO THAT HE CAN HELP US IN SETTING UP THE INVESTMENT OVER IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
THIS $1,000.00 IS THE UNITED STATES DOLLARS AND NOT NIGERIAN NAIRA OKAY AND IT SHOULD BE PAID BY WESTERN UNION TO NAME: " MR. UKAUWA MIKE IKE" ADDRESS: #61, HERBAT MCOLEY STREET, IDIMANGORO, CITY: IKEJA, STATE:LAGOS , COUNTRY:NIGERIA.
THIS IS INDEED VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU WIRE THIS FUCKING $1,000.00 (USD) ONLY WITH YOUR NAME SO THAT I WILL NOT BE SUSPECTED TO HAVE PLAYED A SMART GAME OKAY SINCE YOU KNOW THAT I AM A CIVIL SERVANT WORKING IN THIS BANK AND I HAVE SUPERIORS ,SO I WOULD NOT IN ANY WAY BE A WORKER AND THEN AID THE PAYMENT OF A RELATION OF OUR LATE CUSTOMER SINCE IT IS AGAINST THE BANKING REGULATIOS AND ETHICS OKAY.
I NEED YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY NOW.
YOUR GUY,EDOM.
** THE LAWYERS EMAIL ADDRESS IS : justicelawrencesmith@justice.com SO YOU CAN CONTACT HIM.
> MY DEAR,
Whoa, dude, put on the brakes. I'm not comfortable with another guy calling me "my dear". I thought you had a kid and everything? Wassup with that?
> THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND INDEED ALL IS READY FOR
> FUND RELEASE AS YOU MAY NOT GO TO LONDON ANY MORE TO
Oh well, I was looking forward to a trip to Europe.
> SIGN THE RELEASE ORDER CERTIFICATE ANY MORE SINCE
> THE MANAGEMENT HAS AGREED TO PACKAGE IT IN THIS
> "DHL" SINCE I HAVE ACTIVELY ENGAGED A LOCAL LAWYER
> HERE IN NIGERIA ON YOUR BEHALF AND EVEN THE
> INVOLVEMENT OF YOUR DADDY LAWYER IS ACTUALY NOT
> REQUIRED FOR NOW NOT UNTILL PERHAPS ON MONDAY WHEN
> THIS MONEY GETS INTO THE ACCOUNT YOU WILL NOMINATE
> THEN I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU INVOLVES HIM SO THAT
> HE CAN HELP US IN SETTING UP THE INVESTMENT OVER IN
> THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
Okay G, but Phinny is the man you want to talk to. I think he's crooked as hell, but as long as he's on our side, it's all cool, right?
> THIS $1,000.00 IS THE UNITED STATES DOLLARS AND NOT
> NIGERIAN NAIRA OKAY AND IT SHOULD BE PAID BY WESTERN
> UNION TO
> NAME: " MR. UKAUWA MIKE IKE" ADDRESS: #61, HERBAT
> MCOLEY STREET, IDIMANGORO,
> CITY: IKEJA,
> STATE:LAGOS ,
> COUNTRY:NIGERIA.
That's cool. So who is this guy? He's a friend of yours? Can we trust him?
> THIS IS INDEED VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU WIRE THIS
> FUCKING $1,000.00 (USD) ONLY WITH YOUR NAME SO THAT
> I WILL NOT BE SUSPECTED TO HAVE PLAYED A SMART GAME
> OKAY SINCE YOU KNOW THAT I AM A CIVIL SERVANT
> WORKING IN THIS BANK AND I HAVE SUPERIORS ,SO I
> WOULD NOT IN ANY WAY BE A WORKER AND THEN AID THE
> PAYMENT OF A RELATION OF OUR LATE CUSTOMER SINCE IT
> IS AGAINST THE BANKING REGULATIOS AND ETHICS OKAY.
Dude, you need to chill out, or switch to decaf or something. "Fucking $1,000.00"? Relax, already. (The mind boggles. "Fucking $1000.00"?)
> I NEED YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY NOW.
You are a funny guy, you know that? I've been sitting around on my can waiting for email from you for how many days, and then you finally get back to me all "immediate reply now" and stuff.
> YOUR GUY,EDOM.
Again, like, back off man. I don't have any problem talking with someone who swings that way, but keep it to yourself, 'kay?
> ** THE LAWYERS EMAIL ADDRESS IS : > justicelawrencesmith@justice.com SO YOU CAN CONTACT HIM.
Yeah. What should I say to him?
Don