First, Stephie works Kelvin.
>Greeting to you my dear friend i have been receiving your mail and i just say you have a good >time to have fun with me. I will be expecting some of your modeling picture.
Oh, Doctor, did you ever miss a night of sweet, sweet pain with Donny. I'll leave it to him to discuss the details with you. I'm back and my convention went well (although I note you were rude enough to not even ask me about it) and it gave me several new ideas for my... line of work. Donny, I trust you've rested up over the last week.Anyway, Doctor, I'm getting the feeling you're toying with me. Like you're not interested. I'm very disappointed. I think Donny can vouch for my skills. Are you not interested Doctor? Maybe you don't like women? (yes, we're still trying the homosexual angle.)
P.S. You still owe me some information, Doctor..
P.P.S. What *is* going on with this money thing? Have you paid Donny yet?
Then its Don's turn
Dear Dr. Kelvin:> AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT HIM GET BACK TO ME
I received email from Mr. Larry Johnson today, but I'm a little confused.
First I was going to be seeing you in Amsterdam. Then I was going to be dealing with some diplomat in Canada. Now I appear to be in contact with a business. Could you please clear up the confusion?
What is with you people? We've dealt with any outstanding money problems, I've told you repeatedly that I'm ready to book my flight, and you leave me hanging.
Not only that, but you've managed to upset Mistress Stephie again - she made me kneel on rock candy for an hour and told me to tell you (and I quote) "You aren't fit to lick the icing sugar off my boot, you miserable boy-lover."