Dear Sirs: (sent to both Dr. Kelvin and Larry
John)
I'm not trying to be rude, but do either of you ever answer your email?
The runaround I have been faced with over this whole issue is
mind-boggling. Would somebody
please give me a definitive answer as to where I need to travel?
Reproduced as received
Don
I WONDER WILL YOU THINK THAT I AM A BABY I WILLPLESE WANT US TO END THIS COMMUNICATION AS I DONT HAVE TIME TO WASTE. IF YOU REALLY WANT YOUR PRIZE I WOULD HAVE KNOW BY NOW.
TTHANKS
DR FEMI KELVIN
Why do people say things that will just piss Stephie off?
Subject: Back Off Bitch
OK, Doctor, the gloves come off now, you dick smoking little bitch. Where do you get off talking to my slave that way? He's been bustin' his tight little ass trying to make us some money and comply with all your demands and you have the balls to tell him he is jerkin' you around? The only one jerking you is your boyfriend, bitch. No one, and I mean NO ONE talks to my slave that way. I'm losing interest in you quick, Doctor.
Dear Dr. Kelvin:
Excuse me? YOU don't have
time to waste? I am STILL
Your cachinnatory evasions are totally unprofessional.
This jactitation is beneath you.
(No, I don't know what cachinnatory or jactitation means either)