Stephie tries to get a little response out of Mr. John.
>>TO SPEED UP YOUR TRANSACTION,PLS CALL ME ON 1 416 837 9697>Do you really think I have time to spend on the phone?
Especially when you should be attending *me*.
> Email me the information so I can read it when I have
>a spare moment. That's how business is done.
Donny, my slave, is this in regards to the new supplier for our bulk powdered sugar? I told you to resolve this within a day or so or its gonna be a rough night for you tonight.
>Frankly, this transaction couldn't get any slower if
>you tried.
As slow as hot sugar crystallizing on your testicles?
>I note that your area code is 416 - that's Toronto, right?
Canada? Couldn't you find a more local supplier, slave? Since when do they grow sugar cane in Canada? Isn't it all snow and ice?
>Should I book a flight to Toronto? Just give
>me a straight answer already.
And since when did I authorize you flying anywhere? Sounds like the rock candy bath for you tonight. Now, Mr. Matines or Johnson, or whomever you are, I believe you already have our proposal for purchasing the bulk sugar and shipping to Las Vegas. What *exactly* is the holdup here? Has my slave, Donny, not given you all the data you need?
P.S. When *are* you going to learn that I read your E-mail, Donny?
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Mistress Stephie
Mistress of the sweet, sweet pain...
Licorice Whips, Inc.
"Discipline for the Naughty, Candy for the Very Naughty" (tm)
And tries again, despite the lack of response.
Ah, my slave, Donny just explained the situation with you, Mr.'s Matines and Johnson. My apologies for confusing you with a supplier of ours whom Donny is having trouble with. Anyway, I trust our transaction is going well? Any issues that I can help you resolve? We could really use that money for expansion of our business.
Since I have you gentlemen available for questions, I'd like to ask you a few. You must personally know the good Doctor Kelvin with whom I've had many E-mail conversations with. Is he gay? You know, a rump ranger? The reason I ask, gentlemen, is that I've been trying to entice him for a visit and a "session" with me and he's been refusing. I've enclosed my photo - am I not attractive enough? I'd like your thoughts, gentlemen, if all three of you are not currently involved in a circle jerk.