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Subject: Things are finally going well for me
Dear Senator:
I'm sorry if I haven't been helpful as of late, but
things here were extremely chaotic. Between whatever
security scare you had, and a breakout here at Area
51, it has been absolutely crazy.
However, we had a bit of a triumph with the successful
recapture of our escaped subject. Now, I trust you
100 percent, so I don't mind showing you this but
please understand that I would be in a very precarious
situation if you showed the attached picture to anyone
else. And yes, that is me in the background.
Write me soon.
Regards,
Don Morgan
Capt. USAF
Area 51
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(Hey looky! There's Don and Barnum!
Smile for the camera!) |
Barnum gets the last word
Hello Luisa,
I'm on the other side now, but I wanted to contact you and let you
know I'm OK. I forgive and love you and I even forgive and love
Morgan.
All is love and warmth here.
Phineas
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Here ends the story. Dan and I would like Luisa to know she's our
favorite scammer - so polite, charming, such good English... such rare qualities
in a 419'er. Where ever you are, Luisa, thanks.
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