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Subject: Things are finally going well for me

Dear Senator:

I'm sorry if I haven't been helpful as of late, but
things here were extremely chaotic. Between whatever
security scare you had, and a breakout here at Area
51, it has been absolutely crazy.

However, we had a bit of a triumph with the successful
recapture of our escaped subject. Now, I trust you
100 percent, so I don't mind showing you this but
please understand that I would be in a very precarious
situation if you showed the attached picture to anyone
else. And yes, that is me in the background.

Write me soon.

Regards,

Don Morgan
Capt. USAF
Area 51
(Hey looky!  There's Don and Barnum!
Smile for the camera!)



Barnum gets the last word

Hello Luisa,

I'm on the other side now, but I wanted to contact you and let you 
know I'm OK. I forgive and love you and I even forgive and love 
Morgan. 
All is love and warmth here.

Phineas

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Here ends the story.  Dan and I would like Luisa to know she's our favorite scammer - so polite, charming, such good English... such rare qualities in a 419'er.  Where ever you are, Luisa, thanks.