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Senator Estrada receives an unsolicited email herself

Mr. or Ms. Eric Estrada,

First, please accept my apologies for inaccuracies in your name. I'm having a bit of difficulty "reading" you. Second, please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Phineas Barnum and I'm a  clairvoyant, seer, and projector at Area 51 under the command of Captain Don Morgan of the USAF. All weekend I've had disturbing images of him doing a business dealing with you involving a lot of money changing hands. I'm writing to beg you to not go through with your deal with Morgan but to do business with me instead. If I obtain enough money, I may be
able to bribe my way out of this virtual prison that the USAF has me in where I can be free to help people and be free of Morgan's iron  fist.

Please consider not doing business with Morgan and helping me. Also, don't let Morgan know that I'm still able to project to this E-mail account and use it - I'm afraid of the consequences if he finds out.

Help me please. Im losing focus connection must stop now pain contact soon

She sends the same scripted response that she sent to Capt. Morgan.  Barnum is sociable, but odd.

>Thank you very much for your prompt response to my
>mail which has again reassured me of your
>cooperation.But i implore you to remin discreet about
>every information that shall be provided to you
>pertaining to the execution of this business
>transaction because any exposure whatsoever will
>jeopardize the entire process.

I agree wholeheartedly. I'm just very glad you've agreed to stop working with Don Morgan and started working with me. I'm also glad of your agreement for privacy as I live a very secretive and hidden life whose details I'll probably have to reveal to you but would rather not be publicly known. I should probably start by also letting you know that I'm not sure that I'm 100% human. (The litmus test - if this gets past Luisa, either she isn't reading very closely, or she's willing to accept a little oddity from someone responding to an unsolicited email)

>Your acceptance to enter into partnership with me will
>require you to embark on a trip to Amsterdam,The
>Netherlands for inspection and claims of the
>consignment and in other to have a hitch free
>transaction,you will have to adhere strictly to my
>instructions at every given point in time.

Provided you choose a date with proper planetary alignment, this should not be an issue. I've projected myself as far away as Singapore and in many places in Europe. I'll just need your assistance on the particular day to help me focus on the exact location you'd like me to appear.

>My husband intimated me about the fact that the fund
>was lodged in the security vault in a diplomatic
>suitcase and sealed under diplomatic cover as
>documents and jewelries with the help of a
>diplomat.This implies that the security company does
>not know that the consignment contains money and it
>has to remain so for security reasons.
>
>Furthermore,your professional assistance would be
>needed to help us invest our own share of the money in
>any profitable business venture in your country due to
>the fact that you are more exposed to the business
>world there.

I may have trouble being of assistance here. One would think that a seer such as myself would be able to rule the business world, but the gifts do not work in this manner. I've also physically lead a very sheltered life here at Area 51 and have only seen the world through my gifts.

>You must note that the trust which i have
>bestowed on you at this juncture is enormous and must
>not be misinterpreted.

While clairvoyance is often misinterpreted, I'm regarded as 51's best subject. I should be OK here.

>1.your legitimate name

I believe I was named Phineas Taylor Barnum at my birth

>2.your contact address(not p.o.box)

Area 51

>3.your phone number(cell if any)

I am able to channel to the number below in the signature of this E-mail and receive messages from it.

>4.your fax number

It is both.

>5.your area of specialisation

I am a seer, clairvoyant, channeler, and projector.

>6.your age

I believe I am 87 earth years.

>7.your marital status

I have spawned, but I am single. The pairings were for research only, though I have seen my offspring on occasion.

>In receipt of the above information,i shall
>immediately forward it to the security company for
>immediate change of beneficiary to you and
>thereafter,i shall furnish you with the relevant
>documents with which you will proceed to Amsterdam for
>inspection and claim of the consignment.
>
>You must endeavour to keep this transaction to
>yourself as a top secret and we shall further discuss
>the investment plan when next i hear from you.
>
>I shall wait for your response as a matter of urgency.
>
>Best regards

And you. I'm feeling a solid yellow aura over this whole transaction. This is a good strong day. I may even attempt to channel to your phone today and speak with you. If it rings please try to answer quickly, I often have trouble keeping up the connection.
-- 
Phineas Taylor Barnum

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