Clearly Saruman is tired of dealing with bureaucrats. Despotism is so much easier.
> 1) The scanned photo page of your international
> passport or National I D card.
Attached, again.
> 2) The ORIGINAL scanned copy of the Deposit Cert.
Attached, again.
> 3) The Consignment code Number.
The consignment code is ABJ/ECO/O411/O2, as mentioned previously.
> 4) Your Full and clair residential and Office
> Addresses.
Office Address:
Saruman White, Chief Executive Officer
Administrative Office
Orthanc Towers Condominium Complex
Isengard, Middle Earth
UK
Residential Address:
Saruman White
Penthouse, Tower #1
Orthanc Towers Condominium Complex
Isengard, Middle Earth
UK
> 5) Your Telephone numbers:work phone,house phone and
> mobile phone.
> 6) Your Fax numbers.
I will spell this out using small words so you will understand. I do not use the phone or fax these days - I do not even have a phone line. Call me by palantir at saruman.white.orthanc
What sort of inbred, backwater country am I dealing with that they don't have access to palantir? Should I be grateful that you have a working computer?
> 7) 100 USDollars for Request Processing Charge
> payable by western Union Money Transfer to GLS&CE
> Abj, with the Company's accountant name Jeffery
> Omoriodion.
Why would it be made out to the accountant instead of to the company? I appreciate that he is probably a trustworthy individual, but certainly one needs to take precautions these days? Although I would prefer to use Uruk-Hai for this, I will compromise and use Western Union. Don't I need an address to send to?
> We want you to also know that this type transaction
> is not done via email only so our phone and fax
> lines are open up for clients.
If that is your attitude, then you can bloody well forget getting any of my business. You have the certificate, you have the consignment code, you even have a copy of my passport! What else would you like? Fingerprints and a blood sample?
Grumpily yours,
Saruman White, CEO
Orthanc Towers Condominium Complex
Still awaiting a response, Saruman fires off another email
Dr. Isibor:
When you get back from the beach or wherever you currently are neglecting your business from, could you do me the courtesy of replying to my mail?
Rgds,
S. White