Radagast and Saruman decide it is time to end this unfinished tale.
> pls fuck offf you ass hole if you are not a business
> man just fuck off.
Hey Doc! Ya know what? I just started a new
business, called Mugu Enterprises, so I'm all set now.
We sell a lot of stuff. One of the first things
we're starting to sell is copies of the trilogy by
J.R.R. Tolkein, _The Lord of the Rings_. Great books,
you should pick up a copy sometime:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0345340426/qid=1058182543/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-2889176-1656755
Also, we're selling DVDs of the movie:
Unfortunately, I'm personally biased against the movie as my character, Radagast the Brown, was dropped from it. Granted, I played a minor role in both the _Hobbit_ and _The Lord of the Rings_, but Gandalf would STILL be frigging trapped in Saruman's tower if it wasn't for me. Geez, they could've at least given me a cameo, don't you think? I mean, hell that Liv Tyler's freeking character is only in a freekin' appendix to the book and she gets a frigging staring role in the movie. Not that I'm bitter or anything, but that bastard, hack, Peter Jackson - I hope his leather crotchless mini hakama chaffes!
Anyway, some advice, Doc. Stop trying to scam people. You're simply not smart enough to pull it off. You suck, mugu. In the meantime "Saruman" and I've had a lot of fun.
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Radagast Brown, AA
Gollum's Precious Crotchless Leather Hakamas Amalgamated
365 Bagshot Row
Shire, Middle Earth
UK
Saruman's farewell
Dear Dr. Isibor:
Thanks for the cheap laughs, but it is time to say farewell. Unfortunately, this wasn't one of those conversations that ended too soon. Nope, this one got pretty boring when you didn't twig onto the idea of scamming both Radagast and me.
Let's face the facts, "Doctor", you just aren't cut out for this sort of work. Go get a real job.
Regards,
Saruman White
CEO, Orthanc Towers Condominium Complex