Rommie, these are too loose on him. Do you have leather pants in a smaller size?

Hey! Any tighter and my balls are going to be shoved back up.

I’m sorry, Beka. Strange as it may seem, I don’t stock fetish-wear in children’s sizes.

HEY!

*snickers*

I can’t believe you guys are pimping me out just so you can sneak off to Emerald Drift for a weekend of girlie debauchery.

Shopping, Seamus. We’re going shopping, it’s very important for girls to bond through retail therapy. And anyway, we aren’t pimping you. You’re just…

Bait?

A distraction. You distract Dylan while we take the Maru, and I’ll bring you back a nice big stack of holo-porn and some of that hard Sparky. Now hold still, I need to get your arm though… got it.

Ow! What makes you think Captain Terrific is going to go for it, anyway? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but he spends a lot of time letching on women.

Rommie, tell him what you told me.

You know that little wriggling thing you do in front of Tyr? 

Uh, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Yes you do. Anyway, when Dylan sees you do that, he gets noticeably aroused.

He does? Does Tyr? Uhm, not that I was doing anything, but just for curiosity’s sake… does Tyr even notice?

No.

Oh.

*sigh* He does, however, get hard when you stretch and your shirt rides up.

Yes! Uh, I mean… how interesting. 

Glitter?

I don’t think so; we don’t want him to be too obvious.

Earring?

Perfect.

Great, I’m all sluttified, where’s my target?

In the showers with Tyr.

*Glub* What?

Down in the gym’s locker room. They were playing basketball. Honestly, Harper!

Ah, uhm… ow… leather doesn’t have much give in it, does it?

The sooner you get down there, the sooner you can get out of them. If you’re lucky you might get to see Tyr wet and naked.

Bye, see ya later; have fun ‘shopping’.

*snicker* Do you think we should tell Harper that Dylan said we could go if we pimped him out?

Not until we get back. And I don’t think we should tell Dylan that Tyr put aphrodisiacs in his shower gel either.

Good idea.

Are we really going to Emerald Drift for the shopping?

What do you think?

Debauchery?

Oh yeah.

The End