Author: Moonloon

Rating: R/NC17

Summary: Rommie’s POV while watching Tyr and Harper

Notes: Written for the shaving challenge issued on the AU mailing list
 
 

Humans are odd, unpredictable creatures. For all that I have the brain the size of a planet, I still haven’t worked them out. Nietzscheans, on the other hand, are much easier to predict. They live their lives by a fairly simplistic code and can be relied on to act accordingly. It makes manipulating them very easy.

Manipulating Tyr is easy. Most of the time. Sometimes I think he’s aware that I understand him and seeks to throw me off. Like right now.

Why, in the name of the Vedran Empress, is Tyr shaving off Harper’s pubic hair?

And why didn’t he wake Harper up first?

Tyr and Harper’s relationship is an odd one. I suppose I can see that they have a number of things in common. Probably more than they have with anyone else on the crew. But still…

And I’m sure Harper didn’t give Tyr any indication that waving a straight razor over his genitals was acceptable. Perhaps I should wake him up. Then again, what if Harper jumped?

Just because my avatar doesn’t want to fuck him, doesn’t mean that I want the option of future fucking eliminated.

That’s interesting… shaving off the hair makes Harper’s penis look longer. Suddenly I don’t think Harper will mind so much when he wakes up and see it. He might even be happy. I’ve noticed that Harper is often happy when he wakes up with an erection and Tyr.

I wonder if Harper is hard because of the movement of the razor. Tyr seems to be moving it a way designed to arouse Harper. I can’t believe that Tyr managed that without waking Harper up. I suppose the large quantities of beer Harper drank before falling asleep could be to blame.

I’m sure he’ll wake up if Tyr keeps doing that though. Oral sex is hard to sleep through, or so I’ve observed. Ah yes, his eyelids are moving.

Well I wasn’t expecting Harper to scream. Whether that was the discovery of his newly depilated testicles, or his orgasm I’m not sure, but he certainly seems a little… out of sorts.

Tyr is definitely trying to confuse me. No Nietzschean would allow a man near his reproductive organs with a knife, no matter how close they were. I can see the muscles in his back twitching as Harper lathers him up. He surely can’t be enjoying this. He’d lose a lot of blood if that razor slipped. I’m not sure how much blood he has in there when engorged, but I’m guessing, from the size, it’s a lot.

Well, that was unexpected. Tyr isn’t usually so sensitive. I’m sure Harper wasn’t expecting it either. An eyeful of semen probably isn’t very pleasant. Is Tyr giggling? Hmm… Yes, the shower is probably a better place to complete this… act.

Damn, privacy mode. Never mind, I’ll go and watch Dylan jerking off in hydroponics.

The End
 

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